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“I’ll tell you something,” he said, as if he had said nothing that day. “You’re walking on gallows ground, and there’s a rope around your neck and a raven-bird on each shoulder waiting for your eyes, and the gallows tree has deep roots, for it stretches from heaven to hell, and our world is only the branch from which the rope is swinging.”

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OK; hardcore plan on working on commissions today; my birthday’s in a few days and I’d realllllllly like to be able to go see a movie or grab some pizza or something so.  I’ll be working on replies off and on in between as well, just not necesarily speedily!

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send me the word “prompt” and i’ll randomly generate a word, then make a starter based off of it!

if you want a starter based off a specific word, send me that word. 

gone

repeat

justice

question

water

worried

warm

excitement

rest

remember

truth

yell

under

illness

open

pull

push

impossible

always

sadness

solitude 

despair

denial

fall

ghost

failure

home

killed

love

loss

clarity

calm

violent

normal

abnormal 

monster

hurt

cold

ending

war

nightmare

sleep

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Posts will happen today! Plumber is coming out so there will be chaos but we’re heading back to meet him soon. I plan on attacking drafts with gusto - skipping around all my current blogs and sub blogs to whatever catches my eye first tbh so expect randomness in what stuff gets done!

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Starry Sky.

#& AESTHETIC.

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AMERICAN GODS SENTENCE STARTERS

episode six - a murder of gods.

❝ you saved me. thank you. ❞

❝ you already know my name. ❞

❝ what are they ? ❞

❝ oh motherfucker, you never just answer a fucking question ! ❞

❝ that’s not a question, ___ , a question would be: what do you believe you saw ? ❞

❝ i don’t know what i believe. ❞

❝ it was a warning to me, and a sacrifice to them. ❞

❝ sacrifice ? like –– like what, for –– for a god ? ❞

❝ what’s a god ? can we even know they exist ? people believe things, which means they’re real. that means we know they exist. so what came first ? gods ? or the people who believed in them ? ❞

❝ where was all this before i met you ? ❞

❝ there’s always a window. but people are frightened to look through it. it’s safer in the prison cell. ❞

❝ we’re not safe now. ❞

❝ who are you ? ❞

❝ i believe in some things. ❞

❝ your wife obviously has a temper. not used to getting her way, huh ? ❞

❝ your dearly departed has departed and i suggest we should do the same. ❞

❝ was she a ghost ? i mean, do you think you saw a ghost ? ❞

❝ you know, you’re not questioning any of this. i’m questioning everything right now. ❞

❝ i’m not so young nor so narrow to assume the dead are dead, and there’s no spectrum or spectral in between. in my experience, the dead that aren’t rarely come back without purpose. ❞

❝ her purpose was to let you go, now get in. ❞

❝ now you’ve seen who’s after us, and you know what they’re capable of. you can hang around here if you want, but i’m getting out of here. ❞

❝ fuck ! where the fuck is my car ! ❞

❝ yes, it does belong to the dead woman, i am the dead woman. where’s my fucking car ? ❞

❝ first piece of luck i’ve had in days. ❞

❝ worse things out tonight than you. ❞

❝ isn’t she lovely ? ❞

❝ i’ve done the math. this times that equals you’re a cunt, divided by the only way i’m gonna get what i need is if you give it to me equals the only way you’re gonna give it to me is if you don’t need it. ❞

❝ like my friend jesus christ, the only thing you need, ___ , is resurrection. ❞

❝ did you just name drop jesus christ like you know a guy who knows a guy ? ❞

❝ i can be very convincing. ❞

❝ is this you being convincing now ? because you suck at it. ❞

❝ i’m trying to convince you to live. real living. not whatever rot living this is. ❞

❝ why don’t you put that on your fucking scales and weigh it ? ❞

❝ what the fuck are you ? i mean, what the fuck are any of you, but first, tell me, what the fuck are you ? seriously, what the fuck are you ?! ❞

❝ please stop stealing my cab. ❞

❝ i have been traveling in the direction of mecca for days, looking for a jinn. ❞

❝ i’ll tell you where to find a whole murder of gods, demi and otherwise. every god damned one of them. ❞

❝ i know a charm that can lift grief from a grieving heart. ❞

❝ do you know a charm that can stop bleeding ? ❞

❝ i know a charm that can cure sickness and pain and a charm that can turn away the weapons of enemies. i know a charm that can heal with a touch. ❞

❝ excuse the cold hands. ❞

❝ there’s always been a god shaped hole in man’s head. trees were the first to fill it. ❞

❝ mr. wood was the trees, mr. wood was the forest. see, he was a very old god who saw something very new. he saw a god fearing society turn towards complete industrialization. so what did he do ? he sacrificed his trees, he sacrificed his forest, and he became something else. ❞

❝ well, at this stage it’s ‘we’ll see’, or, ‘time will tell’, but if it’ll rest your weary head, then yeah, it’s gone. ❞

❝ religion inspires in those who fear nothing, fear of the gods, and using that fear requires a certain element of fucked up. ❞

❝ i’m not scared of anything anymore. ❞

❝ i’m scared you’re never gonna shut that flapping hole of yours. i’m sitting here having a fucking anxiety attack because i am genuinely terrified that you are never gonna shut the fuck up. ❞

❝ did you kill ___ ? i won’t tell. ❞

❝ my name is ___. or … it was ___. i do not know what my name is now. ❞

❝ i just realized that i’m never gonna see my mother again. i’m never gonna hear her say my name again. i’m never gonna eat her cooking again. ❞

❝ are you dead ? ❞

❝ this is my afterlife, ___. ❞

❝ did you pray for another life ? ❞

❝ i do not pray to ask god for things. i pray to thank god, for bringing me where i am. to this time, to this place, where i finally know what i must do in this life. ❞

❝ i pray i find ___. he is my afterlife. i knew him. we knew each other. and now i wish to know more. ❞

❝ people will defend the warm safe feeling their america gives them. they will defend it with bullets. ❞

❝ less a funeral than a celebration of a sacrifice. ❞

❝ if i know my friend, somebody got tossed into the volcano. ❞

❝ this was a human sacrifice ? ❞ 

❝ that’s him. head of the crowd. the one they flock to. ❞

❝ please, go in peace. ❞

❝ what rock did you crawl out from under ? ❞

❝ playing a little hide and seek. hiding from the proverbial them, and seeking … you. ❞

❝ i need you to believe in me. ❞

❝ i’ve heard your name on the wind. ❞

❝ we’re at war already, and we’re losing. you, me, all of us. they’re taking honey from our mouths. ❞

❝ i have no use for shame. ❞

❝ it’s easier to pass for the living in the dark, if i felt the need to pass. ❞

❝ your heart’s not beating for this life anymore, ___. this life is done. ❞

❝ that doesn’t obligate him to feel shit. ❞

❝ perhaps i misjudged the kiss. ❞

❝ death do us part, take the fucking hint. he’s gone. your man came, saw you, tasted death on your tongue, and he fucking left. ❞

❝ your kind of love, ___, is the worst kind of love of them all. you can love somebody even when you know they don’t like it. even when you know they don’t want it. ❞

❝ that’s some profound fucking knowledge for you right there, wrapped up in a quaint sexual metaphor. ❞

❝ people do tend to behave if they know they’re being watched. they like being watched. ❞

❝ somebody’s watching. somebody’s always watching. ❞

❝ what did you do to become the god of this little universe that you’ve created ? ❞

❝ you’re no stranger to sacrifice. ❞

❝ they don’t sacrifice anymore. not to me. ❞

❝ you could always sacrifice yourself. you’ve done it before. ❞

❝ you ever see a man hanged, ___ ? throat crushed, gasping for life. it’s a terrible way to find your faith. faith doesn’t have to leave the faithful dangling. ❞

❝ you are what you worship. ❞

❝ the power of fire is firepower. ❞

❝ not god, but godlike. and they believe. ❞

❝ god bless the believers. ❞

❝ i’ll make you a blade worthy of a god. ❞

❝ i know who he is, and who he’s always been. i can depend on that. ❞

❝ you’re not here at the moment. you’re distracted. i wonder why. ❞

❝ she’s out in the cold, but … she doesn’t feel it anymore. or maybe … maybe it’s all she feels, now. ❞

❝ they make blood sacrifices to you. ❞

❝ you could use a blood sacrifice. ❞

❝ you sold us out. ❞

❝ you saw what i was. i was a story people forgot to remember to tell. and they gave me a gun. they put power back in my hands. and i gotta tell you; it feels good. ❞

❝ i never needed my religion to be moral. ❞

❝ moralizing religions are materialistic ones. they all need their martyrs. ❞

❝ i’m laying down a curse. i’m cursing the whole fucking thing. ❞

❝ god is great. ❞

❝ life is great. ❞

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Sexual tension sentence starters

as requested by anon. note: some of these work better if one of the muses is pushed up against a wall

Angry

“Make me.”

“I dare you.”

“Bite me.”

“You think you can just run that pretty mouth of yours whenever you want?!”

“Wanna bet?”

“If you complain that it’s hot one more time, I’m going to give you a reason to sweat.”

“Prove it.”

“What’s in it for me?”

“If you bite your lip one more time, I’m going to do it for you.”

“Oh, well fuck me, then.”

“Shut up!”

“Yell at me again, and I’ll give you a real reason to scream.”

Flirty

“I wish we weren’t out in public…”

“Wow, you’re really strong.”

“Wanna go for a ride?”

“You sure can’t keep your hands to yourself…”

“Ah, I think I need a new bed.”

“Can you help me with my tie?” / “Can you zip up my dress for me?”

“You have really nice fingers…”

“Are we going downtown?”

“You should come by my place…I’ll give you the grand tour.”

“That outfit looks good on you. But, you’d also look good without the outfit.”

“What do you wear to bed?”

Awkward

“Do you have to eat it like that?”

“Uhm–t-those shorts look tight–”

“Hey, stop biting your lip…”

“Wha–is that a banana in your pocket?”

“You’re standing a little close to me…”

“Hey–you’ve got a little something on your face–”

“My keys are in my pocket. Can you get them for me?”

“Help me find the D? I mean, the variable–i-it’s math…”

“I just wanna grab your bu–hand. Grab your hand.”

“*purely staring at (muse name)’s lips*”

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goldmoonsilverstars:

when crows remember people who wronged them and hold grudges it’s ‘intelligent’ and ‘really cool’ but when i do it i’m ‘petty’ and ‘need to move on?’ what kind of double standard honestly…..

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#HEY LOOK THERE"S THIS MOOD AGAIN #nsfw #ish

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‘American Gods’ Sentence Starters

‘ I can believe things that are true and things that aren’t true. ‘

‘ Life is what happens when you’re alive and you might as well lie back and enjoy it. ‘

‘ Once you learn your answers, you can never unlearn them. ‘

‘ The really dangerous people believe they are doing whatever they are doing solely and only because it is without question the right thing to do. ‘

‘ I believe that all men are just overgrown boys with deep problems communicating. ‘

‘ This country would get along much better if people learned how to suffer in silence. ‘

‘ Fuck you and fuck your mother and fuck the fucking horse you fucking rode in on. ‘

‘ You will die with a kiss on your lips and a lie in your heart. ‘

‘ Don’t start anything you’re not prepared to finish. ‘

‘ I want to be alive again. Not in this half-life. I want to be really alive. ‘

‘ Goodbyes are overrated. ‘

‘ You’re fucked up, _____. But you’re cool. ‘

‘ Aren’t you going to show it to me? I’ll show you mine. ‘

 ‘ Some things may never change. People, however… people stay the same. ‘

‘ I could be blindfolded and dropped into the deepest ocean and I would know where to find you. ‘

‘ I could be buried a hundred miles underground and I would know where you are. ‘ 

‘ I believe that anyone who says that sex is overrated just hasn’t done it properly. ‘ 

‘ You’re slow, but you get there in the end. ‘

‘ I’m tired of mysteries. ‘

‘ You shine like a beacon in a dark world. ‘

‘ I think there are several aspects of our marriage we’re going to have to work on. ‘

‘ The outcome of the battle is unimportant. What matters is the chaos, and the slaughter. ‘ 

‘ You can always cheat an honest man, but it takes more work. ‘

‘ What makes you think I’m giving you a ride? ‘ 

‘ That’s when I miss you most. When you’re here. When you aren’t here, when you’re just a ghost of the past or a dream from another life, it’s easier then. ‘

‘ Mostly you are what they say you are. ‘

‘ You are so full of shit it’s a wonder your eyes don’t turn brown. ‘

‘ You are the nearest thing I have to life. ‘

’ You’re walking on gallows ground, and there’s a rope around your neck. ‘

‘ Something feels weird. ‘

‘ It’s all in your head. Best not to think about it. ‘

‘ Just because you’re small, doesn’t mean you got no power. ‘

‘ If they think you’re a hero, they’re wrong. ‘

‘ I feel like I’m in a world with its own sense of logic. ‘

‘ Whoever-the-fuck you are, there isn’t enough money in the world. ‘

‘ It’s the unwrapping that’s half the fun. ‘

‘ It’s all imaginary anyway. ‘

‘ This is a poor place for Gods. ‘

‘ I love you is a good thing to say if you can mean it. ‘

‘ Changes are coming. ‘

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please do this. cure my boredom <3

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DR. BANNER IS JUST….    GONE.   his mind   —————–   it’s like a CHILD.   he just wants to be   left  alone   and he’s  SO  ANGRY.                                                                            promo credit.

        ind.   &  selective  BRUCE BANNER ,  mcu and heavy 616 influence.   multifandom.   written by fox.

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DAUGHTERS OF ZEUS

Persephone, Athena, Artemis

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Make me choose between:

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is anyone down to make an m/f platonic af brotp. where they go on lil friend lunch dates, randomly show up @ each other’s places, and stay up late talking shit about their shitty date they just went on. and they fight like a married couple and hold grudges against each other. but if someone were to fuck with one of them, the other would be like “wait bitch, only i’m allowed to do that.”

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Victoria Weizsäcker

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like who hasn't made a deal w/ a centuries-old entity of questionable moral standing & motives