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two sheep. standing still
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It's not a NECKLACE it's an AMULET ok it's a WIZARD thing IM MASC IM MASC IM MASC
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t shirt that says Niche microblogging influencer who has kind of fallen off recently
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It's cool how many movies are just like "Remember when this older, better movie existed? Remember that? Remember when we made a good movie, in the past?" Incredible job giving up. Cinematic equivalent of peaking in high school and not quite being able to accept it
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Public speaking is actually really easy if you don't respect a single soul in that room. I've had an incredibly easy time delivering speeches when I hated everybody I saw and they all thought I did amazing because my disdain was read as confidence. I don't have any tips for you I'm just telling you a fact
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In the kitchen straight up "chopping it". And by "it" haha well. Let justr say. My vegetble
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ever since i was a little girl i've always wanted a hysterectomy
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Jesus, stop! You smoke too tough! Your swag too different! Your bitch too bad! The Romans will kill you, Jesus!
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Are they goats or are they sheep? Geep? Shoats? 🤔
I was aiming for goats, but the most important thing is that they turned out cute.
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high school is soo funny in hindsight. the entire time you're there thinking it's the most important period of your life and then the second you're out you're like well that was fucking stupid
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i learned about Tim Wong who successfully and singlehandedly repopulated the rare California Pipevine Swallowtail butterfly in San Francisco. In the past few years, he’s cultivated more than 200 pipevine plants (their only food source) and gives thousands of caterpillars to his local Botanical Garden (x)
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Me when Spock
From TV Guide, April 29-May 5, 1967
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More owls!!
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