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thinking about “two graves, one gun” and “you had to kill me, but it killed you just the same”

#so long london #juneberry

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While we’re at it I love how prominent the piano is on the Anthology side. It’s very much giving sad girl sitting at her piano working out her feelings. Idk there is something extremely intimate about the production about The Black Dog, Chloe or Sam, How Did It End, Cassandra, Peter, Robin and The Manuscript. It may just be my evermore girlie busting through but it is making me feel many things.

#juneberry

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the peaked at high school girls who have cosplayed being a swiftie for a year are having a hard time comprehending ttpd lyrics and it's sending me. taylor swift is for the nerds, artists and daydreamers you bullied in school. you wouldn't last an hour in the asylum they raised me, the world is healing

#juneberry

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I don’t care if it’s 1 A.M. I don’t consider it “tomorrow” until I wake up.

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i don't know man, i just wish that we could [suddenly realising i'm coming dangerously close to expressing a real and earnest thought instead of filtering everything through several layers of intangible running bits] blow up the entire world. or something.

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If a worker who isn't the owner says ANYTHING similar to "I'm not really supposed to do this but-" and then does something that helps you, under no circumstances inform the business, including through reviews. You tell them that the worker was polite, professional, the very model of customer service and why you like to go there. You do not breathe a word of the rulebreaking.

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i already have a job and it's called keeping myself alive. why do i have to be employed on top of that

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just saw some loser who had their car wipers on too fast when it was only light rain. Me and the fellow drivers pointed and laughed at him

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not to be insensitive but some of the salem witch trials were so funny bitches like “i saw her at the devils sacrament!!!” girl… what were YOU doing at the devils sacrament 👀

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I hate work I should be at the (remembers I don't want to go to the club) the imagination

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hey boss i can't come in today it's a sunny day and there's a lovely breeze coming in through my window, yeah it's rustling the branches of the tree outside that's finally bloomed so it's pretty serious

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whenever i'm trying to talk myself out of buying something i don't need i always hear my old russian professor's voice echoing in my head: "WHAT??? WILL YOU DIE THE RICHEST MAN IN THE GRAVEYARD?" and then i make an unwise financial decision

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talking to people while holding a beverage is awesome because you don't have to know what to do with your hands and when you don't know what to do with your face you can just take a sip

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I love how it’s Florida!!! With three exclamation marks because the whole thing is sad with the lyrics and the low pitch of their voices, but when they sing Florida it’s happier because Florida is a drug which is also why there’s always a heavier drum beat as drugs are a way of distraction and the drum beats distract you from the rest of the song and when they sing Florida it’s super catchy and gets stuck in your head aka it’s addictive…

#juneberry

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basically in corporate you either have email job or you have excel job. sometimes you have meeting job. sometimes it could be all 3. but thats it

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the album is brutally honest, satirical, a bit cringe here and there, depressing and experimental at the same time, I would not side eye anyone for saying "I don't understand this" or "this isn't my cup of tea" or even "what the fuck is this" because it's obviously not a 1989 or midnights kind of album for everyone. I understand why she said she "had to put this out" but while she is at the peak of her career, she released an album that is not for beginners nor really for overall critics, it's knees deep into the taylor swift lore and probably the most herself an album has ever been, that does not mean it is a masterpiece but it makes it so insanely special

#juneberry

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"We'll be back to rebuild it" Gaza, 2024