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[lavenoon]

Shout out to people who always have a few dirty dishes left in the sink.

Shout out to people who struggle to bathe regularly.

Shout out to people who never get all of their laundry finished.

Shout out to people who can't work, whether they want to or not.

Shout out to people who are disabled, whose disability affects everything they do.

I love all of you so much, please take time to remind yourselves that you are worthy of love, care, and support, no matter what that looks like for you.

#nice things #queue incidence? i think not!

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I am, like, a long running proponent of the "eat something and you'll feel better" crowd and am often one of the first people to suggest "maybe it's time for a snack before I get whipped into a frenzy" but I really do resent how instantaneous it is. like it'll feel like I'm having my worst day in months and then I'll start eating and literally before I even finish I'm like oh yeah the world is beautiful

#queue incidence? i think not!

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#yea mood #no id #queue incidence? i think not!

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Everything is like “QUEER history” and “List of QUEER young adult books” or “Top 10 QUEER movies” and queer this and queer that and for the love of god please just say LGBT.

#ill read this post in full later maybe but like. why tf would anyone give 'another exclus' the time of fucking day lmao #like y'all. as if they weren't blatantly obvious from the start #queer queer queer #i hope their ghost suffers #no id

[lavenoon]

don't mind me i went through your sctw tag for that one pebble i sent and. your post/703886448246603776 (to avoid tumblr eating links).

was it. was it hilarious? clockwork i am staring directly was it funny? did we laugh? did we all and they all have a good time? yeah?

(yes yes demon and not actual monty but. reading this ask after having read the demon gator fight sure was something fhdsj)

I had a great time I don't know about the rest of you :3c

and yes I had that fight planned out already when I made the post

#given that just a few posts after (thus before this ask was published) someone asked about Monty surviving #and you explaining theres gonna be a future fight where he gets hurt. #im just. staring at you. in the most 'you fucking got me' way #dcamv #so cries the wolf

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Ask Me Anything - 1.4k Follower Event

For the next 24hrs I'm opening up my ask box for any questions with regards to my AUs - So Cries the Wolf, Old Forest Gods, and Tangled Strings. You can find all the information down below the read more.

No questions are off-limits! I'd be delighted to talk more about the stories and worlds and different forms of Sun, Moon and Eclipse I've created to share with everyone! I'm also going to return anon functions to the ask box but if anyone decides to muck around in there I'll be switching it off immediately, no second chances.

I look forward to hearing from yall!

Title: So Cries the Wolf (SCtW)

Tag: #so cries the wolf AU

Summary: Y/N is a cryptid ranger, living in the middle of a forest with their best friend and talking dog Montague. When park management decides they want an animatronic mascot to help boost visitor numbers, poor Y/N is lumped with the job of fixing up the crispy remains of the Daycare Attendant. Who comes with a strange, demonic hitchhiker….now Y/N has to juggle their ranger duties and domesticating the feral Eclipse entity who isn’t sure whether to bully them or befriend them.

Fic: In-progress, 11 out of 15 chapters complete.

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Title: Old Forest Gods

Tag: #old forest gods AU

Summary: Sun, Moon and Eclipse are ancient gods ruling over nature, located near a rather quaint seaside town, surrounded by forest and mountains. As part of one of their challenges to pass time, Eclipse sets Sun and Moon to the task of winning the heart of a local - enter photographer Y/N, moved back in from the big city to better look after their chronic health issues. Being wooed by a pair of wooden dolls was not in the plans.

Fic: None

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Title: Tangled Strings

Tag: #tangled strings AU

Summary: Combining the Soulmates and Enemies-to-Lovers tropes, Y/N is a street-savvy pickpocket who accidentally and literally gets tangled up with two rogue musketeers Sun and Moon when the trio find out they are soulmates. Unfortunately Sun and Moon are also saddled with a nasty curse, and hook Y/N along to help them uncover a way to break it.

Fic: In-progress, 1 out of ??? chapters complete.

#points #i sent in my ask at 3am <3 #... my first ask #perhaps more thoughts after work #we'll see

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when susan sontag wrote “I must change my life so that I can live it, not wait for it”

#queue incidence? i think not!

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It’s crazy how low self-worth fucks with peoples lives

#things to remember #queue incidence? i think not!

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babygirl i sit hunched in ways you’d never fuckin believe

#yea me #queue incidence? i think not!

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"For 60 years, doctors and researchers have known two things that could have improved, or even saved, millions of lives. The first is that diets do not work. Not just paleo or Atkins or Weight Watchers or Goop, but all diets. Since 1959, research has shown that 95 to 98 percent of attempts to lose weight fail and that two-thirds of dieters gain back more than they lost. The reasons are biological and irreversible. As early as 1969, research showed that losing just 3 percent of your body weight resulted in a 17 percent slowdown in your metabolism—a body-wide starvation response that blasts you with hunger hormones and drops your internal temperature until you rise back to your highest weight. Keeping weight off means fighting your body’s energy-regulation system and battling hunger all day, every day, for the rest of your life.

The second big lesson the medical establishment has learned and rejected over and over again is that weight and health are not perfect synonyms. Yes, nearly every population-level study finds that fat people have worse cardiovascular health than thin people. But individuals are not averages: Studies have found that anywhere from one-third to three-quarters of people classified as obese are metabolically healthy. They show no signs of elevated blood pressure, insulin resistance or high cholesterol. Meanwhile, about a quarter of non-overweight people are what epidemiologists call “the lean unhealthy.” A 2016 study that followed participants for an average of 19 years found that unfit skinny people were twice as likely to get diabetes as fit fat people."

A surprising article to find on the Huffington post. I think, especially towards the end, there's still a saturation of healthism and diet talk (just of the "clean eating" variety), but the information about weight discrimination is absolutely on point, especially within the medical field ignoring decades of research.

Not only do we know that weight loss isn't sustainable or possible, we also know that weight discrimination kills, in a myriad of ways. If you actually care about "health" then start unlearning your weight bias NOW and realize that fat people are just people who are a different shape.

And this article doesn't even touch on "the obesity paradox"(the fact that fat people survive heart attacks and injuries BETTER THAN thin people) or the fact that dieting, especially "yo-yo dieting," is a better predictor for heart disease than weight, and that many of the fat people who have cardiovascular diseases have a long history of dieting that (understandably) didn't work.

encouraged to rb but fatphobes will just be blocked.

#queue incidence? i think not!

[lavenoon]

nothing frustrates me more than when adults refuse to even slightly indulge the questions and thoughts of children. i remember one time when one of my younger cousins accidentally stumbled across the concept of purchasing power parity because she realised 10 rupees which bought her 10 candies in India only bought her ~3 candies when we went on holiday to Japan, and when she asked her mother about “why the same things cost different amounts in different places” my aunt had the audacity to call her spoiled for not understanding the “”worth” of money, that’s not what she was ASKING damn it!! your daughter just set up her own big mac index and realised a key metric of macroeconomics!!! how do you not find that utterly fascinating !! why don’t adults talk to children !!

#fr!! #and years later they go 'thats common sense why dont u know this?' #BC U NEVER EXPLAINED IT TO THEM!! #ill forever grumble abt shit like this #i love kids so much #queue incidence? i think not!

[lavenoon]

Being a little too cold: brrrr i’m a little too cold !!!

Being a little too warm: i am going to kill the next person who makes eye contact with me.

#yeah thats it #queue incidence? i think not!

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Hey everyone, please consider buying the 2024 itch.io Palestinian Relief Bundle- it's 373 games, game-making assets, tabletop roleplaying games, zines, and comics for a minimum of just 8 USD! They have a goal of 100,000 USD, and as of the time I'm writing this post, they have 8 more days to reach it.

Link will be in the reblog!

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#pick them up fireman carry and scurry off #menace giggling all the while #there all taken (care of) #polls #fireman carry should be easier than the princess carry we already tried and they'll be too befuddled to fight back :3c

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good morning and welcome to Wet Beast Wednesday (not pictured is ranger!Y/N getting utterly drenched by the wet beasts)

#get the hose get those beasts soggy

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shout out to my folks with insomnia & depression & delayed sleep phase disorder & sleep apnea & disabilities & other sleep disorders diagnosed, undiagnosed, and just my plain old night owls & night shift workers!! we r so fucking cool & exist every day in a society not made for us at all. and NONE of us are lazy bums or bad people for staying up late & sleeping in till noon or two or whatever whenever you get up!! no matter what anyone says!! you’re incredible and i love you!!!

#sleep stuff #queue incidence? i think not!