lawyerisms

[lawyerisms]

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                    ❝an’ she didn’t think to share?                                       ——rude.❞           in truth, he didn’t care.                decaf was as pointless as eating                     fast food with a diet coke.

 ⊰    ❝Could you believe that woman? I mean... she had four decafs. People            nowadays, right? No decency.❞ Though her fibs had been accumulating            with every word, she found it better to lie than say she spilled coffee on            her three hundred dollar suit. Oh well.   ⊱

#vxdonis #( ♔ * | hearsay. ) #( ♔ * | verse : better call saula. )

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( blondie; )

     ”Look, if I’m supposed to be protecting some guy who’s never seen me in his life, I need a guarantee that I’m not gonna get mistaken for some thug and shot to death.”

   ⊰    ❝I've got guys, you understand? Professionals, people I could trust            with my life.❞ Not really, but for the conversation's sake. ❝Look, I can            promise ya everythin' will be fine. Now quit your worryin' and get back            to work, alright? I got errands to run, paperwork to fill, cases to win.❞   ⊱

#bloodstainedjacket #( ♔ * | hearsay. ) #( ♔ * | verse : jill mcgill. )

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( chibs; )

              ❝No, no, no, no, tha’s where yer wrong, lass !! Whenever ‘m                  needin’ yer help an’ ‘m in the area? Ah’ll be comin’, or when m’                  brothers’ll be needin’ help? You’ll accept tha’ request. ‘s not tha’                  hard ta figure out.❞

   ⊰    ❝No, goddammit! Why don't you get it? We... we will NOT be doing              business together after this is over, okay? I get the say! Not you! And              guess what? You want me to help you and your boys out when you're              lookin' for trouble? It's gonna cost you extra! And that--? That's highly              unlikely.❞ She doesn't want to lose her license, her job, her life...     ⊱

#dilseachd #( ♔ * | hearsay. ) #( ♔ * | verse : better call saula. ) #( no problem bby! ) #( but pff /casually pushes chibs' buttons/ ) #( it's not me it's saula xD. )

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( murderer; )

"Oh, please, Saula. The police here  are terrible, and so are the courts.  Worst case scenario, they don’t even  find me.”

    ⊰      ❝You can not be serious can you? Look, I've got people followin' me!                 My own goddamn bodyguard is afraid of you! So we don't have time                 to think about t h a t as our worst case scenario, okay? Here's a worst                 case scenario for you: we BOTH get thrown into jail and hey, all that                 shit you've heard about women's prison? Forget about it.      ⊱

#mxthernature #( ♔ * | hearsay. ) #( ♔ * | verse : better call saula. ) #( was it? omfg. ) #( i had a feeling bc we sorta talked about it the other night lmao. )

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                           the prettiest people

                                       do the

            UGLIEST                                 THINGS.

#( ♔ * | full of colorful metaphors. )

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( chibs; )

              ❝Aye, ah go’ one a’right, an’ you wanna know where tha’ lead                  me? Straight into t’ fuckin’ bowels of a cholo jamboree.❞

    ⊰    ❝Well, that wouldn't be MY fault entirely, don't you think?  Listen, Chibs,              after this is all over, I'm DONE. Do you understand? You and I? We are              over. Finito, like the Hispanics say. Got it? Comprende? ❞     ⊱

#dilseachd #( ♔ * | hearsay. ) #( ♔ * | verse : better call saula. ) #( i'm glad you think so! asdfhjkl; you're such a great chibs btw. ) #( i've only come across tara & jax rpers; so the fact that you play chibs is already amazing. )

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            ⊰    ❝You wanted an answer and ya got                     one. Now -- leave. Before I get Huell.❞   ⊱

              ❝Christ, yer thinkin’ yer one sly bitch, ain’ ye?❞ 

#dilseachd #( ♔ * | hearsay. ) #( blESS. ) #( i feel flattered but saula just feels like she signed her own death warrant. )

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( chibs; )

              ❝Aye, ya see, ah was thinkin’ ye’d say tha’, an’ then m’ mind                  got ta workin’ again, an’ somet’in’ occurred to me—y’know                   that lovely group’a men tha’ make it’a business’a there’s t’                  patrol this fine city all hours’a t’ night an’ day? They don’ got                  t’ absense of personal connection on t’ matters at ‘and that                  ah do. An’ those men? Don’ go’ t’ consideration ’m in                  possession of. Never met an individual tha’ money didn’t                  allure.❞ A pause, and then he grinned. ❝Oh, no, don’ think                  ye’d do tha’, ‘cause ye know what’ve got? An address, an’                  a whole lotta time an’ connections. Seem like a fine,                  upstandin’ woman. Hate t’ see tha’ pretty li’l house’a yours                  face yer insurance company.❞

          ⊰      she wished she could go back in time and never meet                    chibs. she also wished he would back off for at least another                    two hours so she could finish her afternoon massage. either                      way-- she knew she couldn't escape from thrice-damned                    threats and incessant ultimatums. ❝ Alright! Alright....❞ FUCK.

                   ❝ I'm still not gonna give it to ya. BUT ---- who says I haven't                    left it inside the first drawer of my desk? Just for the sake of                    it. ❞ Her heart beat rapidly in her chest in fear, baby blues                    darting towards the pockmarked face of chibs. fuck, saula                    was sure she'd be dead in a week. or a day. give or take.       ⊱

#dilseachd #( ♔ * | hearsay. ) #( ♔ * | verse : better call saula. ) #( skeezy lawyers omfg. ) #( i think she's more than skeezy lbr. ) #( BUT YES 3 CHEERS TO THEM. ) #( and another toast to saula goodwoman for choosing her life instead of her clients. )

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                                              ❝dilseachd — loyalty; gaelic.                                        dachaigh — fios — an dèidh — iomradh.

#( ♔ * | other : bias list. )

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+ scottiish ;; puckish-rogue ;; vxdonis ;; voidiism ;; nonconformiist

                   ⊰     ❝   if ya smell mint gum and coffee it is NOT                                 me. 's the lady next to ya. she picked up                                 a couple decafs on the way here. can ya                                 believe that woman? ridiculous. ❞     ⊱

#scottiish #puckishrogue #vxdonis #voidiism #nonconformiist #( ♔ * | hearsay. ) #( ♔ * | verse : better call saula. ) #( saula goodwoman is straight lyin'. )

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mxthernature:

"Yeah, I killed him. So what?"

    ⊰      ❝   Hey!!! What the Hell do you think you're doin'?                    Just ------ let me handle this, okay? Before the                    B O T H of us go down under.   ❞         ⊱

#mxthernature #( ♔ * | hearsay. ) #( ♔ * | verse : better call saula. ) #( BLESS THIS OPEN STARTER. )

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( chibs; )

              ❝Don’ see hows ‘s crazy in m’ view, darlin’. Simple matter’a                  givin’ me some names an’ all tha’, yeah? Ain’ hard if’n ye got                  ta will to help a fellow human bein’.❞  

⊰       ❝   Simple matter? Oh, right, I forgot about the whole Corleone                act. But consider this -- these men you want their information on                are my C L I E N T S, and I think it's more than obvious that if I                give it to you I'll be defyin' the whole Attorney-Client privilege so                just think about it, and hey -- maybe you'd ask yourself: Just                 how long 'till she gives me up? A-huh. Think about it!   ❞      ⊱

#dilseachd #( ♔ * | hearsay. ) #( ♔ * | verse : better call saula. ) #( i'm p sure this is the best improv thread ever bless. )

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+ dilseachd ;; gordonslaw ;; mxthyl ;; terriiify.

          ⊰       ❝    no, no, no and NO! ; Absolutely n o t!                          I've seen a lot of crazy crap in my days but this?                                        This takes the cake.     ❞     ⊱

#dilseachd #gordonslaw #mxthyl #terriiify #( ♔ * | hearsay. ) #( ♔ * | verse : better call saula. ) #( thanks for the follow bbies! )

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mxthernature:

"…it smells like cotton candy."

           ⊰   ❝  might have eaten some on the way here -----                        why? can ya smell it on me? oh, jeez.  ❞   ⊱

#mxthernature #( ♔ * | hearsay. )

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+ legaliity ;; vicecomitem ;; bloodstainedjacket ;; irretrievabledelicacy.

❝listen, bud, I like municipally-approved books as much as the next guy, but why don't we just skip the boring if you know what I mean.❞

          A N D by boring---- she means the intelligent talk.

#legaliity #vicecomitem #bloodstainedjacket #irretrievabledelicacy #( ♔ * | verse : better call saula. ) #( looks around tbh; thanks for following u little angels. ) #( ♔ * | hearsay. )

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                                                 ❝ it's over. ❞

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+mxthernature

          ❝ Do you know where you could find a good pizza                  place around here? God, I am starving! ❞

#mxthernature #( ♔ * | heresay. ) #( ♔ * | verse : better call saula. ) #( pokes hELLO BBY ; gonna leave this here bc ily. )