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still fuckin hate that “bee-free honey” that’s made from……… apples. bitch who you think sexed up those apples

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I actually don’t mind that “dead dove” has become conversational shorthand for “fics with heavy themes where you REALLY need to pay attention to the warnings”. such is the nature of language. what i do mind is when people tag their actual fics with dead dove and then give no indication of what they’re actually warning about. that is useless. that helps no one. that is completely against the spirit of the meme. i will not be reading that

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“you should be at the club” i should be by the sea. i should be in the mountains. i should be awestruck and rendered speechless by the majesty of the natural world. if you even care

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sometimes I see things that are so absurdly horny that it circles back around to being sexless you know what I mean

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say what you want about twilight but that ending credit with a thousand years playing in the background is unmatched

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Van: stopped

License: kissed goodbye

Chief’s daughter: is in

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Whats today’s tea?

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i love the phrase "cruel and unusual." not only is what you're doing mean but it's also quite frankly fucking bizarre

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(In a cliff)

Ghost: Do you trust me

Soap: No

Ghost: Smart choice- JOHNNY

(Soap proceeds to jump off the cliff)

Ghost: SON OF A- AND YOU DIDN’T TRUST ME

(Soap from the bottom *there was water*)

Soap: FUCKIN SINKING, LT

Ghost: I CAN’T HEAR YOU

Soap: I’M DROWNING

Ghost muttering: He probably died-

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via weheartit

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so many little bits of comic relief to be experienced in digital art. for example, selecting the eraser brush and it's set to an absurd size far too large for what you're trying to erase. maybe if artists took this into consideration more they wouldnt be so depressed/anxious/etc

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Tasia M S on Instagram

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(violently jerking the steering wheel) my car swerves like crazy when i do this