Description:
“Marinette and,” Miss Bustier lingered. Marinette tensed. “Adrien.”
Adrien. After his name flowed so smoothly on her ears, Marinette blocked everything else out. She felt a sigh leave her lungs, and when she inhaled again it was like she was flying through the early morning air all over again. Her fingertips tingled. She was going to be partners with Adrien for the next six weeks.
*
When Marinette and Adrien are paired up for a school project, she’s on top of the world. Marinette’s relationship with Adrien is better than ever, and her friendship with Chat Noir grows stronger by the day. Everything feels like it’s falling into place, until it doesn’t. Struggling to balance heartbreak and her duties and Ladybug, Marinette finds herself toeing the fine line of feeling lucky and being cursed.
lance shows up to the airport in a perfectly pressed uniform and coiffed hair but the second he’s in the pilot’s cabin he puts on shark-patterned pajamas bc “no one can even SEE me, there is NO REASON I should wear a uniform the whole time”
lance: I bet YOU keep ur uniform on all the time
keith, pulling teenage mutant ninja turtle pajamas out of his backpack: nope
lance, muttering: he’s so cool holy shit
rivalry:
lance: my last flight was 10 hours
keith: cool. mine was 11
lance, slamming his coffee cup down: I’VE DONE 12 BEFORE
keith: okay. good for you
lance: 12 IS LONGER THAN 11
keith:
lance: ALSO UR CUTE
keith: what
lance: what
jealousy:
lance: do u live up to the pilot stereotype? do u have a boyfriend in every city
keith: I have a boyfriend–
lance: NO
keith: –in zero cities. I’m single. very single. extremely single
lance: oh! interesting. I mean. not interesting, but like. interesting. I don’t care but it’s interesting
keith:
lance:
keith: did I mention I am absolutely single
Finally, said literally every passenger:
lance: hello this is ur captain speaking! my co-pilot keith has agreed to be my boyfriend so I will now be doing 14 barrel rolls in a row to celebrate. so hold on to ur hats and finish up ur food, folks!
whether you like him or not, whether you believe in electoral politics or not, it is absolutely necessary that the american left openly and enthusiastically supports bernie sanders because he is the only presidential candidate who is willing to point out, on a national stage mind you, that women be shopping
It’s been three years since DashCon and Fyre Fest has happened. Meaning that in accordance to the Rule of Three, in another three years, a third and final gathering catastrophe will occur with its own symbol joining the ball pit and concierge stand to create an ungodly trifecta.