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Reblogging would be a great help, but don’t feel pressured to
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lemon-natalia · 2 hours
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So we all know that Tumblr is US-centric. But to what degree? (and can we skew the results of this poll by posting it at a time where they should be asleep?)
Reblog to increase sample size!
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JACK IS A BABY?????????
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lemon-natalia · 6 hours
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“Lord Byron gets up at two. I get up, quite contrary to my usual custom … at 12. After breakfast we sit talking till six. From six to eight we gallop through the pine forest which divide Ravenna from the sea; we then come home and dine, and sit up gossiping till six in the morning. I don’t suppose this will kill me in a week or fortnight, but I shall not try it longer. Lord B.’s establishment consists, besides servants, of ten horses, eight enormous dogs, three monkeys, five cats, an eagle, a crow, and a falcon; and all these, except the horses, walk about the house, which every now and then resounds with their unarbitrated quarrels, as if they were the masters of it… . [P.S.] I find that my enumeration of the animals in this Circean Palace was defective … . I have just met on the grand staircase five peacocks, two guinea hens, and an Egyptian crane. I wonder who all these animals were before they were changed into these shapes.”
— Percy Bysshe Shelley on the lifestyle of Lord Byron (via timemarauder)
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lemon-natalia · 13 hours
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Harrow the Ninth Reaction - Chapter 24
awww no one knew about or remembered Harrow’s eighteenth birthday :(
is it really a coincidence ‘Ortus’ the First happens to have a Ninth name, Harrow, is it? though if this guys name really is Gideon, the real question becomes why did Gideon's mother know his name and was saying it as a revenant, i find it hard to believe its in any way a coincidence
‘despite dead Harrow’s insistence that you become a generalist’ speaking of, the letters are a very interesting concept and i hope they come back into play soon
bathtub fight!
ohhhh wtf he’s essentially able to cancel out Harrow’s ability to use her bone magic?!? thats crazy powerful, and probably the worst case scenario for her - a little curious he didn’t use it until now tho
oh eww she just bit out his eye!! thats, uh, certainly a tactic
Harrow i appreciate your determination, but defeating this guy is gonna be very very hard
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lemon-natalia · 16 hours
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Ah yes. Me. My elf girlfriend. And her 6ft tall magical dog.
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lemon-natalia · 16 hours
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Cultural Anatomy: Sokka’s Choker
From what I’ve researched, chokers were traditionally worn by some Native American tribes rather than by the Inuit, who traditionally preferred looser fitting necklaces. But Sokka’s particular choker is identical to traditional Alaskan Inuit bracelets, which are made from walrus or whale ivory.
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Which means that Sokka might just be wearing a bracelet as a choker. And I can’t think of anything more perfectly Sokka than using an item for something beyond its intended purpose. I can totally imagine how the whole thing started:
Mother Kya: “One day, when Katara gets married, I’ll give her this necklace that Gran-Gran gave to me.”
Lil Sokka: “No fair! Why don’t I get anything?”
Hakoda: “Sokka, this necklace is for girls only.”
Lil Sokka: “Fine, I’ll just make my own necklace.” *ties his bracelet around his neck and immediately starts choking*
Gran-Gran: *sighs* I’ll get more string…
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lemon-natalia · 16 hours
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a friend of mine tried to sell his soul on ebay and the starter price was $10 and people were bidding on it but before anything happened ebay took it down and sent him an email explaining that if he was selling a soul that didn’t actually exist then it was against their policy and if he was selling a real soul then that is a human body part and it is also against their policy 
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lemon-natalia · 19 hours
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lemon-natalia · 1 day
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Just checking.... We all pronounce Miette like My-TAY in our heads, right?
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lemon-natalia · 1 day
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have i ever shown u people my hand sofa
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I have been waiting all year to post this.
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lemon-natalia · 1 day
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bored border collie: im going to perform psychological experiments on every human member of my household
bored pit bull: i bet i could eat a rock if i tried hard enough
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Hannah Alexander on Instagram
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lemon-natalia · 1 day
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Made the worst brownies ever created just now
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