Hey btw, here's a piece of life advice:
If you know what you'd have to do to solve a problem, but you just don't want to do it, your main problem isn't the problem itself. Your problem is figuring out how to get yourself to do the solution.
If your problem is not eating enough vegetables, the problem you should be solving is "how do I make vegetables stop being yucky". If your problem is not getting enough exercise, the problem you should be solving is "how do I make exercise stop sucking ass". You're not supposed to just be doing things that are awful and suck all the time forever, you're supposed to figure out how to make it stop being so awful all the time.
I used to hate wearing sunscreen because it's sticky and slimy and disgusting and it feels bad and it smells bad, so I neglected to wear it even if I needed to. Then I found one that isn't like that, and doesn't smell and feel gross. Problem solved.
There is no correct way to live that's just supposed to suck and feel bad all the time. You're allowed to figure out how to make it not suck so bad.
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characters whose philosophy is “if i cannot be wanted, i will be needed and if i cannot be needed, let me be used until there’s nothing left of me.” thank you for everyone’s attention. falls off stage and dies
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Astarion: Listen up fives, a ten is speaking.
Astarion: Minthara, can we talk, one ten to another?
Minthara: I am an eleven, but continue.
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The feast.
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Leed appreciation post
Please take a moment to appreciate 🙏
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I love Minthara so much. So much. She’s my wifey. I slaughtered some civilians and she said “That’s the hottest thing I have ever seen.” I told her I had murder juice in my veins and moonlighted as an enormous spiny demigod of death, and she said “That’s so fucked up and scary” while taking off her pants.
Really a dream gal. The definition of marriage material.
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Minthara learning that thousands of powerful, yet uniquely psychologically malleable people (possibly invisible to infravision!) are moving into the Underdark, led by her new companion Astarion: How do you feel about drinking blood. A lot of blood. Specifically the blood of my enemies when I march back to Menzoberanzan and stage a coup. :) After that it's deicide.
Astarion, who would kill for a decent shower and some new shoes: Will there be fancy wine and silk sheets?
Minthara: You may have the wine and bedding of the highest ranking noble you kill.
Astarion: Sold.
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I jus think that she's neat......
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he just told me the exact date of my death
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"You...want some candy?"
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