u know what iron bull would love flemeth. powerful commanding horned woman who smells like a dragon and can turn into a dragon?? the reason they didn't have a companions reacting to flemeth like in da2 isn't because of solas it's because iron bull would be vibrating with excitement in the background. actually so would sera. she makes a comment about riding the dragon. bull high fives her.
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Leliana: I completely stand by what I said when I was drunk.
Inquisitor: You were yelling at me that we don’t deserve nugs.
Leliana: Listen. We live in a cruel, disgusting world that is dark and angry. Have you ever seen a nug, Inquisitor? They are soft, adorable, and pure.
Inquisitor: Are you crying?
Leliana: They are entirely too pure for this ugly world. We must protect them.
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CUTTING OUT THE CONTEXT?
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RADIATION BELIEVERS BE LIKE YEAH RADIATION IS UMM PHOTONS AND PHOTONS ARE MASSLESS BUT UM UMM UH BUT IT ALSO HURTS YOU SOMEHOW
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filmmakers and audiences and critics alike all need to start suspending their disbelief again
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Shocking how many people don’t know that hens lay non-fertilized eggs and think the yolk they’re eating is a baby chicken
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peels the moon, separates it in halves in gives one of them to you because i love you
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How am I supposed to function under these conditions [horny]
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FF7R 13/?
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imo Stede’s sexiest moment is “Get off my ship. Now.” but i can’t think of Ed’s sexiest moment...
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Friendly reminder that "you don't look trans" and "I would have never known" is not a compliment. Don't say that to trans people.
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