Fairy Home Ownership
"Sssiiisss?! Where did we put the giant wooden staples? The walls are pulsating again."
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Fairy knowledge
"Crescent has taught me plenty of useful things"
"Like the fact that the knife goes in, and the guts come out."
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Fairy Facts
“I’m a very organized fairy. See?” Lily points at a file cabinet
“I’ve filed everything under ‘”S” for “Stuff”“
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Fairy Plans
"Okay Crescent, our target has fled into somewhere inside Eientei. We'll need you to enter inside and find out where exactly before sending out the signal to the awaiting SFO team who will swoop in and flush em out! Don't worry, we have created the perfect disguise for you to wear to blend in seamlessly with the locals so you wont be seen coming." *And Lily holds out a headband that has pair of bunny ears ontop.* "Good luck!"
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"If anyone sees a three headed Furby chimera flying around, tell your nearest fairy and they'll dispatch a retrieval team to collect it. Then forget everything you saw cause it's classified"
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Day 31 - Medicine Melancholy
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"Soooo, just to give a heads up, the all terrain Roomba has escaped from the lab and is now loose in Gensokyo. Keep an eye out for it okay?"
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"Poison? Oh, poison. It's my life. That won't change."
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Touhou girls I've never drawn part 2
Has anyone checked in on the kisume fans lately. How are yall doing
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Fairy Action
"Okay everyone, these is a Kidnapping at that one house on the very edge of the village. Lilia Brass, you know what to do"
"Doot time?"
"Doot time! As loud as you can!"
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"Hey Crescent, I went into the kitchen with Steve where I prepped and created a dish using only the ingredients that he picked out. This stew is what we came up with. Tada!"
"Here is a spoon, go on and try some!"
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Fairy advice
"Remember, only mist can pass through there"
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Fairy Facts
"I'm really good at card games. I have one of the best poker faces around. Take a look see!"
"I'm unreadable"
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Fairy Patch 12.60 Notes
"Hello everyone! I'm happy to say that the next Fairy Patch will be rolling out in two days from now, so I shall go over some of the highlights from the patch notes about the various fixes we have managed to figure out this time!"
"First up, Marisa can now no longer steal Warp Portals from Fairy Houses while visiting, as it was deemed that a warp portal was too big to stuffed into a pocket"
"Second, Fairies can no longer hold hands in an elevator with a fairy that is on a different floor."
"Third, Komachi will no longer be prevented from ferrying souls across the river due to Musical group affiliation."
"Fourth, we fixed the issue with the nauseating debuff so Fairies will now vomit rainbows at the appropriate level in relation to the number of nauseating stacks currently applied."
"Fifth, It is no longer possible to ask to hold hands with Komachi, as she has requested that we stop doing that for now."
Sixth: Fairies can now once more get the Become Enemies with Child desire!"
"Seventh: Fairy Maids who are on fire will no longer be forced to attend Maid Meetings before they can put themselves out."
"Eighth: Newly created fairies now should no longer have the risk of getting suck under another fairy's hand while they fly."
"And Ninth: Meteors can now hit buildings of all sizes. Don't worry, we made she that everyone will run out before the collision if a meteor is approaching, but if they can't leave they will die. Unless it is Ms. Keine's School during school hours, cause Children arn't allowed to leave school while it is in progress so they'll always die."
"And those are all the major fixes for this patch. On a side note, once this patch goes live, the Forest of Magic Raid Boss will be active once more, so if you missed it last time she was here then now is your chance to try and get at her sweet loot! Have a good day everyone and happy fairying!"
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