letsturnupthejuice

[letsturnupthejuice]

Hey there sweetheart

I've been feeling real shitty and horny due to my period,, anyway you could help?

That is, if you don't mind a little bit of a mess

Baby, I love a mess.

What exactly do you need me to do to make you feel better baby? Eat you out till your snatch is squeaky clean? Fuck you silly? Deep and hard to relieve some cramps? Whatever you want, you got it.

#beetlejuice #ask #messy anon

[letsturnupthejuice]

i'm fucking horny.

can i get some help from the ghost with the most?

You certainly can, baby. But you're gonna have to tell me what you're looking for: to use or be used?

#beetlejuice #ask #effin' horny anon

[letsturnupthejuice]

happy international womens' day.

there's a LOT of women on here who swoon over you and i hope you plan to show them some lovin' today.

kisses <3

Baby, I'll make everyday women's day. However you and they want it. Top, bottom, upstairs, downstairs, butt stuff--name it and it's yours. Love you!

[letsturnupthejuice]

Here um let me just.

*Sits in your lap, and grabs your love handles, while staring into your eyes awkwardly*

-softness attracted anon

You know, baby . . . my love handles are easier to grab if they're not hidden by this suit. That'd give you more than just my eyes to look at too . . .

Know what I mean?

#beetlejuice #ask #softness attracted anon

[letsturnupthejuice]

hey there handsome. happy v-day

i'm feelin' a little "anxious" today, you know what i mean? so maybe you'd be willing to eat some pussy to relieve that urge <3

"Anxious"? I know exactly what you mean, baby doll.

It's been a while since I had the chance to eat out a pretty snatch like yours, so you come here and have a seat on my face. I'm gonna suck your clit till your legs out, then I'm gonna let you lay back so you can rest them. Make sure you're comfy--put this pillow under your lower back, baby--'cause I'm not done. I'm gonna tongue- and fingerfuck you till you cream. I'm gonna work your sweet pussy over till you're weak and your voice gives out, till your pussy's swollen and soft, and you've got residual tremors from all the orgasms. Happy V day, baby.

#Beetlejuice #ask #“anxious” (wink wink) anon

[letsturnupthejuice]

Hey, Beej. Lately life's been super shitty, so I was hoping you'd be up for some therapeutic cuddling. You can use as many limbs as you want. I should let you know, though, that there is a higher-than-average chance that if you hug me for longer than 25 seconds I'm going to start ugly crying all over your shirt and tie. - Blue Anon

Hey baby

Life has been super shitty so yeah. Everyone could use some therapeutic cuddling right now.

C'mere. Let's lay down. You pile on as many blankets as you want and I'll wrap you up. Can't guarantee and extra hand won't pet your hair. I like the way it feels. We'll just lay quiet together.

Blue's not a good color on you, baby. I'd like to chase it away.

#beetlejuice #ask #blue anon

[letsturnupthejuice]

Jessie: Hey baby~ I got a craving for those hands of yours~. Wanna tell me all the sexy ways you'd use em on me~? And then maybe just go for it? Creampie for your troubles.

Jessie Jessie Jessie

Let me tell you exactly what I'm gonna do.

I'm gonna let them lightly run over you. Gonna tease you with the lightest touch I can muster. It'll be ticklish; that's the goal. You're gonna be undressed slowly, and I'm gonna explore each new bare expanse. And I'm gonna keep it up a long time, just stroking your skin, dragging my fingernails up and down you. Till you can't take it anymore. Till you're pissed off that nothing more is happening. Till you tell me to fuck you already-- Then I'm gonna take your wrists in both hands and back you right up into the nearest wall. Your arms? They're going up over your head. I'm not letting them go; I'll use one hand to keep those delicate wrists stretched up high while the other makes sure your pussy's nice and wet. Since I know it will be, I'm not wasting any more time. I'm gonna shove my cock right up your cunt, and I'm gonna fuck you hard, baby. The position isn't great but it makes your cunt nice and tight, and those little noises I get out of you just urge me on. Now I've got a free hand, so the fingers I used in your pussy are going right in your mouth. You're gonna suck 'em like they're another cock and you can't get enough. Then, then I am gonna fill you up with come, baby. I'm gonna leave my cock buried in you until it's stopped throbbing, and a little longer after that too. If you've been good, really good through all that, I'll let your wrists go and drop to my knees so I can clean that sweet pussy of yours up. You know I love the taste of the two of us combined.

#Beetlejuice #ask #Jessie

[letsturnupthejuice]

Fuck-

I see where this is going. You and me late at night. You put a blanket over the two of us, and I’m gripping onto your arm with all my might and my face is in your shoulder. If you get close enough, you can feel my heart beating fast.

And…sorry if any sounds come out when your fingers brush over my nips. They get sensitive when they’re hard. But, I wouldn’t object to you doing it again.

Oh, I- you’ve got a monster down there, do ya? It’s alright, I won’t be scared as long as you’ve got your arm around me and I’m in your lap.

Would you mind…taking him out? I don’t want him to be trapped down there all night…

-Horror Movie Anon 🍿

All those little scared noises you make, pressin' against me so hard I can hear your heart racin', practically climbin' on me to protect you from those monsters on the screen . . . baby, you're makin' that monster in my pants achin' to get out.

How's about you get comfortable sittin' on my lap. Good thing you were ready for bed, with just a nightshirt on. Tell me, though: you wanna be facin' me while knowin' whatever's on the screen could sneak up on you, or do you wanna face away from me so you can keep an eye on them--knowin' I'm behind you thinkin' dirty thoughts?

#Beetlejuice #ask #horror movie anon

[letsturnupthejuice]

Oh, you’re gonna tease me. I see-

Make me beg and squirm until I’m all out of energy, then wake me up by making me come out of nowhere and flipping me upside down.

Of course I’ll scream and immediately go to cover my tits because they’ll be very much on display. And you’re right, my nipples’ll be all hard and tight. But I’ll be so exhausted and weak, so it wouldn’t take much for you to push my hands away and grope a little…

My mouth’ll be so close to your pleasure spot, so I might be able to get my mouth around you while all the blood’s rushing to my head and I’m dizzy. Did I mention I put some really nice red lipstick on?

But, uh, quick question. Since you’re a huge snake- if I remember correctly, over 10 feet tall- is your dick enlarged? -Monstrous anon

Let's see how much I can ruin that pretty lipstick of yours, babe.

I want the messiest, gaggiest, sloppiest blow job you've ever given. I want you to try your damnedest to suck my cock all the way into your mouth. I promise it'll be a challenge. Once I'm all slobbered up, you can use a hand or two 'cause your jaw is gonna ache. Promise.

Oh an' as for your innocent little question about how big my dick is, I should remind you that snakes have two.

Gonna be interestin' when I turn you right side up again an' settle you down on them, isn't it?

#Beetlejuice #ask #monstrous anon

[letsturnupthejuice]

You okay, handsome? Haven’t seen you in a while. -Sexy Anon

Sorry I've been MIA, baby. That whole pandemic thing is still fuckin' with breathers and I got tangled up in it. I still think about you though. I miss you and'll do my best to get back in the groove. Your "groove", if you know what I mean . . .

#Beetlejuice #ask #sexy anon

[letsturnupthejuice]

How do you feel about being with someone who isn't as sexual or as into sex as you or others? Do you enjoy cuddling/kissing just as much as sex or do you prefer sex a bit more? Being demi (or somewhere on the asexual scale) myself, I just wanted to know your feelings and thoughts about being with someone who isn't as into sex? Just wondering, you don’t have to answer... Also, you mean so so much to me, I love you <33

Baby, let me tell you a little secret. You're gonna have'ta lean in close. A little closer. Lean right into me.

I like breathers, baby. I like you. You wanna just sit close? The heat of you is divine an' I'll soak it up like I'm baskin' in the sun. You call my name and I'm down for anything an' everything. Can I guarantee that I won't pop a boner? Nope. But you hold all the cards--if something isn't your thing, you have the ability to banish me right back to the Netherworld. Sure, I'll fuss an' sure I'll make a bunch of promises to keep the ol' sandworm in my pants under control. I'll do my best for ya, baby, you just gotta give me a chance.

#Beetlejuice #ask #demi anon

[letsturnupthejuice]

Wanna watch a horror movie together?

I bet you’re going to love when I get all scared. My little gasp, the way I jump into your arms- my nipples are going to be all tight and pressed against your chest while you hold me. I’m just so desperate to be protected from those big scary monsters by a big, strong guy like you.

You into it yet?~

Oh, I'm into it baby.

See, adrenaline is adrenaline. Your brain might know it's because those monsters are scaring you, but your body doesn't. It's just in a state of heightened readiness, and that can so very easily be changed to arousal. So yeah. Let's watch some scary movies. We'll huddle under a blanket. I'll let you sit close an' hide your face against my shoulder and chest. I'll hold you tight. Sorry if my fingers slip and brush over those stiff nips of yours. And when the jump scares are too much, you're welcome to climb into my lap so those big scary monsters can't get you.

Just don't be frightened by that monster you might feel achin' for release in my pants, okay? He's friendly, I promise.

#Beetlejuice #ask #horror movie anon

[letsturnupthejuice]

It's okay. I think I can deal with that. Laze all you want. This is comfortable. Thank you for making my first time so amazing. We.. we may have to do this again sometime. - Shy Anon

Baby, you know I'm up for it. You say the magic word three times an' I'll be ready. Now that you've had a taste, it's gonna keep gettin' better an' better.

#Beetlejuice #ask #shy anon

[letsturnupthejuice]

Any time, gorgeous. I gotta get around to installing that handrail above the headboard ...

#beetlejuice #ask #jessie

[letsturnupthejuice]

Hey there, handsome. I know you have some…trauma from previous events, and I’m not sure if you get taken care of enough. So I was wondering if you wanted me to do something for you. It could be anything you want, ranging from just a cuddle session to something a bit more physical~ whatever you want, handsome. Just let me know <3

Now that sure is sweet, baby. Not many people do ask that sort 'a thing, which puts me in an awkward position of not really knowin' how to answer. I don't wanna disappoint, though, so maybe we can make it mutual? You tell Beej what you'd like, and I'm sure we could come up with something pleasant for the both of us.

#Beetlejuice #ask #take care of me?! anon

[letsturnupthejuice]

T-thank you. I definitely feel more confident, now. Your hair is so soft. Do you mind if I run my fingers through it? It's relaxing. - Shy Anon

Baby, bein' with you makes me wanna laze around and purr like a cat. You take your time and sure, you can run your fingers through my hair. Be careful though, there's knots an' maybe a bug or two takin' up residence.

#Beetlejuice #ask #shy anon

[letsturnupthejuice]

Ow, ow- careful, Beej. You're gonna- gonna bruise my cervix- -Bathroom Anon

You don't understand how difficult it is for me not to go hard, baby.

This position, your pussy so fuckin' tight around my cock--baby, all I wanna do is pound you till you're makin' so many sweet sounds you're outta breath. I wanna pound you so hard an' watch your ass jiggle with each thrust. I wanna pound you so hard your tits jump every time I'm balls' deep in you. I'll do my best, baby, but it's so fuckin' hard not to just fuck you till we're both raw.

#Beetlejuice #ask #bathroom anon