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the disappointment I feel every time I try out a new salted caramel ice cream, just for it to then fail to taste exactly like my favorite b&j flavor (which they discontinued last year.....rip)

like....did b&j remake the salted caramel brownie flavor into a topped version? yes.

does it taste the same? well....kind of...but also not bc for some reason they made the topped part fucking hazelnut flavored like??? why?? it really doesn't mesh well with the rest of the flavors...if they only had made it like...dark chocolate...also they took out the brownies...

anyways I will continue my search for a good salted caramel ice cream but man it be looking dire

(I even tried the vegan version my local supermarket still had in stock for months but I soon figured out that's bc it's shit)

#i don't even get why they discontinued it #like...that flavor was constantly sold out bc it was just THAT GOOD #why get rid of a best seller?? #why not keep it as a base dlavor?? #me things

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i hate when i send someone a meme in another language and they're like "uhm... translate? 😒" fucker i sent you a meme where 90% of the words have an english cognate and/or you don't need to know what they're saying to find it funny. can you at least TRY

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#uhh.... building a village in the wilderness while trying to survive the literal apocalypse? #dot age

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we still get immediately shoved out of our immersion in tv shows or films when The Girl find a dead body and immediately shrieks - we just don't find it realistic because we're pretty confident most people would gasp rather than shriek (i.e. sharp inhale rather than sharp exhale) and it also feels unnecessarily (and predictably) misogynistic too, as men encountering corpses almost never do the same on screen

also of course please do tell us if you've actually encountered a corpse unexpectedly, because tumblr is absolutely a place where some people have done this thing and we love a good anecdote

suddenly imagining "burst into song" as a potential response

#probably a good old 'holy fucking shit' #or similar expressions

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I have to credit We Are The Series for really breaking new ground in the world of Thai BLs. Instead of the requisite engineering versus architecture rivalry, it's engineering versus FINE ARTS. Where will they go next? Engineering vs Accounting? Engineering vs Human Resources? Only time will tell.

#we are the series #lmao truly revolutionary

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Just checking.... We all pronounce Miette like My-TAY in our heads, right?

#...sometimes I forget some people don't know basic french pronounciation #and then I get reminded

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Our blessed "(m/w/d)", their barbarous "(gender neutral)"

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Stichwort aging tumblr demographic:

Wusstet ihr, dass Schul- und Studienzeiten ab dem 17. Geburtstag zeitlich auf die Rente angerechnet werden, auch wenn man in dieser Zeit (noch) nicht eingezahlt hat?

Wusstet ihr außerdem, dass man diese Zeiten selber bei der Rentenversicherung angeben muss, weil die sonst außer Acht gelassen werden?

Und wusstet ihr, was für ein absolut verfickt beschissener Aufwand es ist, diese Zeiten Jahrzehnte später nachzuweisen, wenn man in Rente gehen will, und die Deutsche Rentenversicherung halt sagt "Ja gut, wir haben hier Ihre Abschlusszeugnisse, aber können Sie denn beweisen, dass Sie auch auf der Schule waren, an der Sie Ihren Abschluss gemacht haben? Hmmmmm? Nee, nee, da könnt ja jeder kommen!"

Wenn dann nicht gerade eine Schulsekretärin noch vage im Kopf hat, dass ihre Kollegin, die selber schon in Rente ist, mal erwähnt hat, dass sie weiß, wo der Bezirk die ganzen alten Nachweise damals beim Großreinemachen hingepackt hat, UND diese dann netterweise anruft und mal schnell Unterlagen von Anno dazumal hervorzaubert, biste halt am Arsch.

Also macht das am besten jetzt und bewahrt den ganzen Kram noch in Kopie auf. Zur Sicherheit.

Und weil's so schön ist, das Ganze nochmal als Video:

#huh #dinge die man nie lernt #rente

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rat story. rat stuck in my wall for a week. it's between my bathroom and bedroom. his problem. skill issue. don't get stuck in walls. rats are supposed to be good at mazes. lame ass fail rat. two days. i have killed so many rats you aren't special. three days. everyone tells me to leave it. it's a rat. what are you gonna do, open the wall up and then have a rat to kill and a wall to repair and a bathroom to lysol? yet the guilt eats at me. i leave for a night. come back. the situation has not improved. five days. i can hear him when i shower. six days. this is an 80 year old house. the bathroom is the original art deco subway tile. i am not ruining it to get this rat out. i wake up this morning. squeek squeek please help me save me coming from behind my toilet as i do my morning business. agony. i get dressed. i get my elbow length industrial leather gloves, a box, and my least favorite steak knife. i cut a hole in my wall with the knife. open it up. rat peaks his nose out. he looks tired but fine. he will not be coaxed into coming out but i have ascended into a higher tier of dumbassery so i reach my gloved hand into the wall and gently pull him out. he is too weak to resist me, but still able to move. i tenderly tuck him away in the box with food and water. i tape up the box (with air holes) and set my rice cooker on top of it because it's the only thing i can think of and i haven't slept in two days because of daylight savings time and this rat. the struggle is over my trial is done. i lysol every inch of me and the gloves and remove everything. i sit down to finally drink my coffee with many hours of wall repair and bleach ahead of me. and then i hear this odd sound.

i look up and see my cat slowly following a second rat as it makes its way from the bathroom and into my bedroom and that's the end because the rat is still in my fucking bedroom and i can't catch it. so, rat: in a box under my rice cooker. second rat: in my bedroom with my cat. my idiocy? supreme.

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Hochverehrtes, deutschsprachiges Tumblr:

Hier eine weitere Abstimmung. Nicht so hitzig, wie die ums Stoßlüften, aber trotzdem etwas, über das ich gerne Klarheit hätte:

(Again, all non-German-speakers: Please just wait for the results

#schau....es is samstag....aber ich akzeptiere auch sonnabend #hat so was poetisches

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all goofing aside I genuinely don't understand the urge to reimagine Taylor Allison Swift as a secretly queer icon when the pop music scene(TM) is like. literally overflowing with women who actually like women. Gaga and Kesha and Miley and Halsey are right there. Rina Sawayama and Hayley Kiyoko and Rebecca Black and Kehlani and Victoria Monét and Miya Folick if you're willing to get slightly less top 100. Janelle and Demi for them nonbinary takes on liking girls. like what are we doing here. like I'm not even saying you can't enjoy Taylor but why would you hang all your little gay hopes on her.

#why are gaylors like this #i'm so sorry you had to go through that op

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Ms. PhilosophyTube is right

#i feel like this is less of a 'our city isn't a perfect grid' problem #and more of a 'wtf is that atrocious ass complicated highway system straight through the city' problem #bc like...boston just looks like any old city would....

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GMMTV; so this show is about a guy who got into a scandal and now his ex whom he dated in university is going to help him to rebuild his reputation

Krist and Singto:

#the ex morning #ngl hilarious ass move gmmtv #well played

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GMMTV doing a multi couple university BL in the faculty of engineering in the year of the Lord 2024 please we had ENOUGH

#i was sitting in the uni library with friends while having the live broadcast running in the background #as soon as I saw those engineering jackets I just went 'ffs engineering AGAIN' #which resulted in me having to explain to my very straight guy friend what the history of gay uni thai dramas is

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I've said this before and I'll say it again: it's more important to know and understand fully why something is harmful than it is to drop everything deemed problematic. It's performative and does nothing. People wonder why nobody has critical thinking skills and this is part of it because no one knows how to simousltansly critique and consume media. You need to use discernment.

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#that's like...the exact hat my brother has

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is it just me or does the way people treat like "dopamine" and "serotonin" in modern pop psych context read exactly like balancing the humors