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Prince_Rubber

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... I'm sorry for my sins. Only mildly.

This link is really not safe for any workspace, so please mind that when clicking. Because it's a product page for a monster dildo with terrible soul-stealing eyes in place of the balls. I am not joking.

I found this and almost laughed myself sick. The head-on images of it make it look like those closeup photos of Borzois and other long nose-dogs!!!!!! The whole concept of this design is sending me into the stratosphere and not from orgasmic bliss. The terrible photoshopped images of it in a harness that make no sense--why did they bother??? There's just so many layers to the absolute masterpiece that is this product page.

EDIT: oh my god there's an even worse/better one

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High heels

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It's ok, target audience, I guess

because this is a recurring issue for some reason

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Model: ShinyySasha

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#lucinda's tag

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Lexi Sindel and Natalie Mars

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#rubber tag

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#rubber tag #pup tag

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#rubber tag #pup tag

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Posting this one for @squeakitties - Candy Coated Kink Balloon Dog Suit.

#candycoatedkink #candycoatedus(dot)com #pvc tag #pooltoy fetish

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#laugh tag

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#rubber tag #lucinda's tag

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wrasslin

#buldge tag