Ollie Bearman (Jeddah 2024): “The drink is going everywhere except in my mouth!”
Charles Leclerc (Abu Dhabi 2022): “Grazie, grazie… [chokes on water] Oh, I pressed the drinks button. Ohhhh! Grazie ragazzi!”
Name a more iconic duo than Ferrari drivers + struggling with the drink. 😓
y'all have to meet one of my most treasured possessions, who i got for $1 at a thift store, but is priceless in my heart. 1999 officially licensed star wars the phantom menace collectors drink cup exclusive to pizza hut, KFC, and taco bell:
important detail: his arms are posable. 360° jar jar action 24/7.
he was first christened Jar Jar Drinks, on account of being able to stick a straw through his skull and. drink. however, he tastes strongly carcinogenic and probably contains several types of plastic that have been banned since his manufacture in 1999.
so, when i was working food service and a good chunk of my income was from cash tips, i started stuffing a fat roll of cash inside him for safe keeping. he became known as Jar Jar Banks.
since i stopped living a life where i have large sums of cash money i need to squirrel away regularly, the name fell out of favor. but i still cherish him, and i knew he's destined to be filled with something someday.
well. i just realized i can hide my weed stash in his torso. so, without further ado, i would like to introduce you to this thrice-christened icon: Jar Jar Danks.
watching the reddit migration is actually SO funny when you have dual citizenship because it's like going away to university and making lots of new friends and then you go back to your hometown and your new friends follow after you and are like "we live here now"
"what bums me out is that I probably can never wear this again"
gerard you used to dip your tbp jacket in vodka to clean it. you were called speed stick b/c you literally smelled. I promise that we would all forgive an outfit repeat