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i hate when i send someone a meme in another language and they're like "uhm... translate? 😒" fucker i sent you a meme where 90% of the words have an english cognate and/or you don't need to know what they're saying to find it funny. can you at least TRY

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i hate when i send someone a meme in another language and they're like "uhm... translate? 😒" fucker i sent you a meme where 90% of the words have an english cognate and/or you don't need to know what they're saying to find it funny. can you at least TRY

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the heat blades are cool I'd get my amputation at automaton house

this is the robot fucker website so let me ask you

are the automatons in Helldivers 2 Hot robots or no

Mutuals I vaguebloggingly call upon thee!!! Signal boost my poll for sample size!!!!!

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average poly quad

thinking abt my parents' lesbian friends who both only realized they were gay when they were in their 50's, both with husbands and kids. i think their ex-husbands should get together and create the worlds funniest family dynamic

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this is my current issue and potential problem

the trials and struggles of being nearly a god damn entire foot taller that my girlfriend

I want to wear a hoodie long enough that it covers my ass and the tops of my thighs and loose enough it hangs off one shoulder and then I want to lounge around my loving room playing video games screaming at nerds while my girlfriend gets zero fucking work done thanks to her entirely disrespectful staring

#she isnt even short! #im just fuckinf tall as shit

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fr yeah okay. she's gonna love this. but not as much as I am

thanks for your help in my quest to be a slutty nerd for my gf i appreciate it ☺️

I want to wear a hoodie long enough that it covers my ass and the tops of my thighs and loose enough it hangs off one shoulder and then I want to lounge around my loving room playing video games screaming at nerds while my girlfriend gets zero fucking work done thanks to her entirely disrespectful staring

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I could explain the details of what I like about my gfs smell but she follows me on here and would execute me for revealing state secrets

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5xl you say. fuck okay. we're about the same height right

I want to wear a hoodie long enough that it covers my ass and the tops of my thighs and loose enough it hangs off one shoulder and then I want to lounge around my loving room playing video games screaming at nerds while my girlfriend gets zero fucking work done thanks to her entirely disrespectful staring

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I want to wear a hoodie long enough that it covers my ass and the tops of my thighs and loose enough it hangs off one shoulder and then I want to lounge around my living room playing video games screaming at nerds while my girlfriend gets zero fucking work done thanks to her entirely disrespectful staring

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Not to be a Twitter Reposter but I simply love halimede posting so much and feel the need to share . World champion chaser