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More stories from hell (retail) today I was ringing up this lady and she goes oh I want to do part of this on a gift card and the rest on normal card and I go ok and then she hands me a folded piece of paper. I think oh OK it must be folded around the gift card, right? Wrong. It is a folded sheet of 8×11 printer paper with "$40" written on the inside in ballpoint pen. I go what is this. She says a gift card. I say this is not a gift card. She says yes it is. I say this is a piece of paper with "$40" written on it. She says "well it's a gift card." I say it absolutely is not. I am grinding my teeth. She says well I want to use it. I say you physically cannot do that bc it is a piece of paper. I cannot scan or swipe it. I apologize, as if this is my fault, and not because she is completely insane. I hate it here

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unsung benefit i think a lot of ppl are sleeping on with using the public library is that i think its a great replacement for the dopamine hit some ppl get from online shopping. it kind of fills that niche of reserving something that you then get to anticipate the arrival of and enjoy when it arrives, but without like, the waste and the money.

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[ID: A traditional pencil sketch on lined paper. Two hands are drawn in an expressive, gestural style. One hand points a pen straight in the air while the other hand braces loosely against the wrist of the drawing hand. End ID.]

#oh. #art

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me watching old music videos on youtube for three hours straight

#me with. i dont need to say it.

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Hello Street Cat lore is crazy

#cats

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the default way for things to taste is good. we know this because "tasty" means something tastes good. conversely, from the words "smelly" and "noisy" we can conclude that the default way for things to smell and sound is bad. interestingly there are no corresponding adjectives for the senses of sight and touch. the inescapable conclusion is that the most ordinary object possible is invisible and intangible, produces a hideous cacophony, smells terrible, but tastes delicious. and yet this description matches no object or phenomenon known to science or human experience. so what the fuck

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#days of the week song in spanish i learned in elementary school

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i just found out tumblr was storing over three GIGABYTES of cookies on my device without me knowing and that's why it's been running so fucking slow recently... incredible. anyways everyone go clear your fucking cookies. don't let this website run a goddamn video game's worth of disc space in the background for no good reason.

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Reblog with your favorite Animal Crossing villager in the tags, I want to know what people think. Mine is Daisy

#lily

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So I’m in the toilets at the market I work at washing my hands minding my own business, and I notice this young girl at the taps looking me up and down scowling. Note I’m wearing a dark turtleneck with a Join Us monster hearse tee over the top and I'm holding a copy of the Spine. So I’m like

“Is there a problem?”

And she just says

“Are you a fucking TMBGhead?"

And I’m like

“Man. It's so loud in here,” Because I have zero chill when it comes to smart arse teens and she starts going off her nut at me, screaming, literally screaming all the usual

Are they really giants, Sexxy is gay, didn't they write the Mickey Mouse Clubhouse theme song, did you know Istanbul is a cover, Flood was their only good album, blah blah blah. Now she’s so loud her mum comes running in from outside to see what’s going on.

I just turned around and said

“I don’t know who you think you are, you little Floodie, but how dare you talk to me like that."

Her mum just hit the roof at her, telling her off in front of about ten other market workers for her yelling, swearing, having the nerve to yell at an adult she doesn’t know like that…

And then her Mum finished with the classic line…

“They Might Be Giants, often abbreviated as TMBG, is an American alternative rock band formed in 1982 by John Flansburgh—" (she swooned at this point)—"and John Linnell! Why did you think our cat is called Severe Tire Damage??"

So she not only embarrassed herself, she got in major trouble and found out her Mum is a Flansgirl.

It was a great start to the day.

#this is real i was the sink #they might be giants

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the smallest artist i listen to? probably the bird outside my window

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*if you've heard a couple songs but don't really know much about them, or haven't listened in a long while, you can play!

#they might be giants #polls

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i was bored so i drew the johns as nyan neko sugar girls characters hope you like them 😁😁

#okay ate #they might be giants

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hipness purgatory

indie sleaze

global village coffeehouse

supergraphic ultramodern

memphis-milano

internet awesomesauce

pacific punk wave

utopian scholastic

frasurbane

curly girly

pastel southwestern

mission school

#design trend analysis my beloved #im on my phone rn though i need to remember to look at the links when im on computer

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The Beast that Bothers

#cats #animation #art

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#if its small i leave it alone #if its big i put it outside #im only killing it if its literally a brown recluse #luckily thats never happened

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#cats