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A Firefighter’s Kiss

PROMARE (2019) by STUDIO TRIGGER FAVORITE SCENES (4/?) (Happy 4th Year Anniversary 💖)

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society really lost the war when dressing nice / slutty = “gay” “metrosexual” “is he 💅🏻”. we had decades of men wearing crop tops and short shorts without blinking an eye and now it’s ye ole pilgrim standards and talk of scandal if they show their knees

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what did we do to deserve portal 2. that shit was so good and for what

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waters so amazing because you can drink it really sloppy style and like spill it all over yourself and it doesnt even leave a stain. you dont even have to wash it out/ . because its already washed

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Did you guys know that the most recent version of sharks have fins that are kinda leg like and they like to walk up onto land?

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hi, ummm. this is awkward. haha. yeah um do you think you could push your boulder up somewhere else? like a different hill? because this one’s kind of already taken. yeah it’s the one i’ve decided to die on, so.

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How zionists talk about the murder of 4, 8 and 10 years old children

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In Japanese, they don’t say “moon,” they say “tsuki,” which literally translates to “moon,” and I think that’s how language works.

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“I don’t care about dumb weed jokes,” I said naively, before I saw this

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Rain for My Parade 🌧️🌱🌿🌹🌷🌼

part of my cloud petticoat series~

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Things that work in fiction but not real life

torture getting reliable information out of people

knocking someone out to harmlessly incapacitate them for like an hour

jumping into water from staggering heights and surviving the fall completely intact

calling the police to deescalate a situation

rafting your way off a desert island

correctly profiling total strangers based on vibes

effectively operating every computer by typing and nothing else

ripping an IV out of your arm without consequences

heterosexual cowboy

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my mom just said "i confused overwatch with that one with the skeleton guy . . . undertale" and it was so not even a little bit what i was expecting to come out of her mouth at this moment

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we as a society need to do something about the fact that frozen pizza doesn't taste good

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mentally i’m a slut physically i’m scared of intimacy 

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god brussel sprouts are so goated. how the hell did they get known as the nasty vegetable