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people who don't wear glasses are so weird like you just wake up and your eyes are pussy fresh??

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Source

"Isn't it exhausting being someone you're not?"

"No! Isn't it exhausting being the same?"

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I’m in the woods placing cardboard cutouts of morels in the leaf litter to trick and bamboozle people

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since the old version of this post was flagged for 'adult content'...

reblog this post if your account is a trans safe space or owned by a trans person!

along with that, reblog if your account is a trans non-binary spectrum safe space or owned by someone on the trans enby spectrum!

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this isnt a Boeing issue, its a southwest maintenance issue

someone the day before didnt put the damn engine cowling on properly, and the engine was working perfectly fine

does this mean that boeing isnt a piece of SHIT company that deserves to go completely bankrupt unless it fixes its safety issues and stops KILLING WHISTLEBLOWERS? ABSOLUTELY not. Boeing stinks and this comes from someone who wants the 737 carnally. but this is Southwest's fault, not boeing

It’s probably confirmation bias thinking that Boeing’s aircraft are falling out the sky all the time, but it sure feels like they are.

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pros of outfit that shows off your stomach:

- hot

- cute

- everyone wants to fuck you

cons:

- i am so fucking cold

#prev #the solution to the body image issues is to sexualize them and im not kidding at all

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christians suck so much like they say shit like "the flesh tempts" and they dont mean some eldritch horror being made of nothing but unmarked meat they mean your own meat, thats attached to your crotch, like fuck you you made such a great concept boring

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I become exhausted when post-consumer/reuse ideas become trendy because I'll see someone on the community page asking where they can get 20 1-gallon milk jugs for their indoor gardening projects and the answer is obviously the waste bin, after drinking 20 gallons of milk. But they dont mean that, they mean where can they buy them new and already clean. But the point of using gallon jugs is to make clever use of things you already have, not to buy more.

Like when pallet gardening was a thing but people wanted brand new clean looking pallets instead of going to the hardware store loading dock and asking if they could take broken and used ones.

Like yes we get that ot looks cute and it's a solution to a problem but the point of it was to use things that would have been otherwise tossed.

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i want 60 thousand votes by next thursday

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elon musk had a third child with grimes that he kept secret until the release of his biography. he named it techno mechanicus

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#i hatee boeinggggggggggggg #they keep ruining everything with their shitty everythinggggg

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Mods? Take him to the stump of his favorite childhood tree.

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fandom tumblr was another casualty of streaming services. we used to be on here posting about the episodes that were coming out weekly and posting gifs and writing insane shit about the tv shows we liked. now a new season of a show will drop and we’ll talk about it for a week. two weeks tops. and then that show will leave collectively conscious for 1+ year till the next season drops. there’s a reason succession sundays was a blast on here

we used to have real television

#dungeon meshi comes out every week #and rwby did too last year #it was how it worked in the olden times

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i love the phase "knock you into next week" because it implies that time travel can in fact be achieved with enough violence

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The steam library really is the gamers refrigerator. I keep checking to see if there's anything I want to play. I have games. I have plenty of games. There's nothing i want to play

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last year i was eating in a fancy, large restaurant when i began to hear a rumble and the distant sound of people chanting ‘potassium, potassium’ and suddenly hundreds of people dressed as bananas flood this restaurant chanting potassium over and over and we were trapped there for a very long time because the bananas would not leave and they were everywhere

i wasn’t joking

#good lord