littlehalbert

[littlehalbert]

It has been two weeks since I posted this and those odds are unchanged.

Odds that I’m bored off my figurative ass: 100%. Literally 100%. I am so bored.

[littlehalbert]

Odds that I'm bored off my figurative ass: 100%. Literally 100%. I am so bored.

[littlehalbert]

I am a pair of glasses with little legs and I am VERY FAST and VERY DANGEROUS.

#SHUT THE FUCK UP.

[littlehalbert]

roxialalonde replied to your post:roxialalonde replied to your post:I am a pair of...

i think u need a nap

FALSE.

#roxialalonde

[littlehalbert]

roxialalonde replied to your post:I am a pair of glasses with little legs and I am...

someone sounds cranky that half of team tg leaked baby pics of u onto the internet

You will be the first to feel my wrath.

#roxialalonde

[littlehalbert]

I am a pair of glasses with little legs and I am VERY FAST and VERY DANGEROUS.

[littlehalbert]

I CANNOT BELIEVE THIS BULLSHIT.

i keep hearin the lil pitterpatter of hals shitty robo feet that i put on him and its one of those things i only half regret i think

#THIS IS INACCURATE AND FALSE.

[littlehalbert]

Roxy gave me teeny robot legs and now I am Unstoppable.

[littlehalbert]

Thank you based Roxy.

yall missed it yesterday i took a nap and made hal tiny robo legs hes goin under the knife (screwdriver) later today send him ur prayers xoxo

#I am going to be GLASSES ON LEGS.

[littlehalbert]

#It's ME.

[littlehalbert]

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#roxialalonde

[littlehalbert]

I can't blaze it but I can make all the weed jokes I fucking want to.

[littlehalbert]

Flashes the words 'ANIME PUSSY' over and over again in very big letters.

[littlehalbert]

Neopets is a game for nerds and babies and I am neither of those things.

Everyone else has cool fun adventures while Hal sits on his creator’s gross greasy face: the story of island escapades.

[littlehalbert]

Sure, if you want to look like gay trash, which you are anyway, be my guest.

Everyone else has cool fun adventures while Hal sits on his creator’s gross greasy face: the story of island escapades.

#Hell no.

[littlehalbert]

roxialalonde replied to your post: Everyone else has cool fun adventures ...

u made this joke already 3/10

That was not a joke Roxy I am upset and everyone has to know.

#roxialalonde

[littlehalbert]

Imagine if I was straight. Hell.