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Okay i NEED to know your prefference...

#theres a thing called diplomat cream #custard folded into whipped cream #yummy #also breaking my tumblr hiatus for this and this only <33

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ykno the thing about poetry is that 99% of it is bullshit and the other 1% will cut you like a material knife, and for every person that 1% is a different section of the whole. this is probably true about all art.

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this is my favorite tik tok account

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press Ⓧ to PENIS BLAST

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do what you will but never forget he is fucked up

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i love the non TTRPG players preconceptions that DND is a game about power fantasies and being cool and magical or something. explaining to my dad that in DND i am playing a guy who looks like this, on purpose

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I'm the little moth that they hire to fly out of peoples' empty wallets. May not seem glamorous to some but it's an honest living.

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i accidentally said the phrase “penis friday” around my parents and i didn’t think much of it until today i wanted new underwear and i said “i’m tempted to get the cucumber-patterned ones” and my mom said “oh come on it’s not even penis friday”

HAKDHWKFHWKDHD ANON WHAT

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Guys look at this GIANT millipede!! Free pattern from Projectarian! 🐛✨

Definitely want to make one myself!

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Do you guys ever feel like you're serving TOO much cunt for the world to see

#art school

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not enough sex and violence at the supermarket

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cunny fromm a wenche with an excess of choleric humors >>>>>>>>>

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wild houndes would do well to remove themselves from mine encampment lest they end up roasting upon mine spit 😋🍴

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TOWNSPEOPLE WILL NO LONGER BE PERMITTED BATHE IN THE STREAM -THE LORD OUR GOD

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bridget and the marimos

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here is a sweet story for you all:

the first time I saw my grandmother after coming out and starting HRT she said “here he comes” as I stepped out of the car and then started jumping up and down saying “he! he!! I’m going to remember!!” I started to say hello and she goes “oh! your voice!! wait, let me hear you say something” I say “hi grandmother” and she smiles really big and says “oh… that is a miracle :-)”

the moral of the story is that sometimes coming out is awesome and my grandmother rules. happy pride ✨

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Blaze is currently functioning like a wormhole into the disastrous and messy lives of people I don't know or care about