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So I finally saw a Cybertruck in person, today. It was kinda astonishing, honestly. I was walking through the parking lot, and there, right in front of the store, was this massive, hideous thing. It looked like it was from a N64 game. Banjo and Kazooie were fixing to rev up the engine and vehicular manslaughter Gruntilda with it, or at least they would if they weren't immediately turned into paste by the impact. The Tesla Cybertruck really is just a deeply unattractive machine. It both looks and is, mechanically, stupid. Of course the guy who owned it only came in to hassle us for allocated bourbon. Walked up and the first word out of his mouth was "Blanton's." Fucking typical. Hope he enjoys his $122k death trap and his $90 gasoline.

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Elon Musk “fixed” the problem in his typical fashion: he got a softer ball to make his previous claim true

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REMÉLEM IGAZ!

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Watched a few videos and reviews of the tesla cybertruck and like I can't even joke about it anymore these things are legit death machines and it is truly horrifying that they are allowed on the road at all. I'm not kidding, we are like days away from our first cybertruck fatality. And it will not be the last.

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Elon is destroying the myth of white superiority one company at a time.

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Source smoothdunk on twitter

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🅦🅐🅝🅚🅟🅐🅝🅩🅔🅡

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Cyberturd

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jesus fucking christ the cybertruck will cut off your fingers too

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Watch a Cybertruck break in real time, less than a mile after the guy acquires it. Founders Edition totally worth $120K, right?

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In case anyone else needed a good belly laugh today.

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