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hyfradara:

wait - what? sorry, dude. I totally zoned out.

I asked if we were still on for drinking tonight.

#i always miss u :~) #adara #( & chat. )

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ughwinnie:

“well, thirteen year olds are still small and like –- violence is never the answer, even if he’s being violent. and especially since he’s younger. if you’re going to like, do something maybe you should just talk to him? and like, are you sure your sister wants you fighting her battles for her?”

“you think talking to a thirteen year old boy will make him stop? since when have teenage boys been reasonable? my sister can barely muster up the courage to talk about it with anyone but me -- i don’t care if she doesn’t want me to fight her battles, she knows i’m not gonna let this shit stand.”

#winnie #( & chat. )

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jfcrowen:

“bullying is not cool. like, at all. the good that you’re putting a stop to it before things get too out of control. your sister is really lucky to have someone like you to stick up for her. just how badly are you planning on beating this kid up?” 

“i know! it makes me so mad, i honestly just want to wring his neck and rip out his vocal cords so he can never speak an ill word about my baby sister ever again. i mean, badly enough that it gets the message through but not badly enough that he needs to actually like go to the hospital.” 

#rowen #( & chat. )

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ughwinnie:

“baby sister? so like –- is the bully our age or her age? you can’t really hit a young kid…”

“he’s not that young, he’s thirteen. and he’s definitely old enough to know to not be an asshole and expect no consequences.” 

#winnie #( & chat. )

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ftcaleb:

“ah, he probably pulled a typical douche move on her, you better go and beat the fuck outta the kid. he’ll learn a lesson.”

“he’ll know not to mess with an ioana when i’m through with him.”

#( & chat. ) #caleb

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riverwyd:

“fuck, she is really young. the fact that he was making fun of her weight makes it all that much worse, who fucking asked for the bullshit opinion? i’d offer to help you out but i don’t doubt that you can beat the shit out of him, so good luck finding him.”

“i know, she’s a little kid and she already hates the way she looks... i tried to tell her that his opinion was pointless but she wouldn’t listen. i might have to go easy on him depending on his size though, y’know. but not too easy.” 

#( & chat. ) #river #the name 5sos confuses me because there are four of them and i always think im forgetting about one of them #and im like .... WHOS THE OTHER ONE

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coopersht:

“thirteen? damn, well if you need any help kicking a thirteen your old assholes ass, i’m available.”

“i’ll give you the details, because this kid is going down.”

#hiiii! #cooper #( & chat. )

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frickval:

“Well, I mean sure it’s pretty nice. I get tasty food and such but it’s just something you need to get over to reach Christmas. Like at the end of the Thanksgiving parade, Santa Clause comes out. We know what’s really important”

“That’s true, although I think I’m going to have to break it to some of my siblings that Santa isn’t real. I mean...you’d think a ten year old would know by now.”

#hi!!!! :~) #well im jewish and i have bad luck on christmas so #val #( & chat. )

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camercn:

“what’d he do? how old is he?”

“he’s bullying ani. i think he’s thirteen or something? he’s in the same grade as she is.” 

#( & chat. ) #cameron

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jfcrowen:

“okay, so now you have a perfectly good reason to confront him. it’s what he gets for messing with your little sister after all. how long has this been going on? that’s seriously fucked up. let me know when you’re gonna go beat him up so i can watch.” 

“i don’t know how long, but it’s long enough for her to actually say anything about it so probably more than a week. i’m going to curb stomp the fuck outta him. i’ll let you know, bring popcorn and maybe a first aid kit cause lord knows he’ll need it.”

#rowe #( & chat. )

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rydcrs:

Since it’s November, does that mean horror movie season is officially over? 

Sadly!

#ive never seen like any scary movies #does hocus pocus count as a scary movie #ryder #( & chat. )

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frickval:

“It’s the first day of November, basically Merry Christmas everyone!”

“What about Thanksgiving?”

#hiii im diana #val #( & chat. ) #unpopular opinion: i hate christmas

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izzyfck:

“Oh, yeah, duh. That makes sense. I take care of a stray little kitty who I’ve had for a little over a year now, and I honestly don’t know if I would be able to take on a dog on top of that. They require a lot more attention than cats. Yes, please! He’s a little shy at first, but once you’re around him long enough, he gets really playful.”

“I’d love a cat too! I want so many animals, to be honest,” she mused. She bent down to pet the dog. “Do we have like an interim name for him?”

#( & chat. ) #izzy #blushes THANK U #but other than that shes nothing like dinah cuz shes a mean hoe

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coopersht:

“damn, who is this ass hat? how old is this kid, and your sister?”

“don’t know his name -- but he goes to school with my sister and she’s thirteen so he probably is too.”

#cooper #( & chat. ) #im diana!! #(yes like the one direction and mj song)

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izzyfck:

“Awe, why can’t you have a dog? Is someone allergic? He was in my neighborhood last night, but I know he doesn’t belong to any of my neighbors, which makes me think he’s pretty far from home. I’m planning on walking him around tomorrow and see if he starts to find his way back, you can come if you want!”

“No, no one’s allergic. We just don’t have room. You know with five kids, two parents, and the occasional guest, we’re pretty packed. But I’d love to come and help the little guy find a home!”

#HONESTLY I LOVE THEM SO MUCH ??? #also can you tell im taking inspo for kailani from dinah lmao #izzy #( & chat. )