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lololspiieler · 6 years

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( * &. – THE KISSING BOOTH SENTENCE STARTERS.

‘ don’t invite any jackasses. ’ ‘ ninth grade skirt in an eleventh grade body… perfect. ’ ‘ my pants ripped. this is literally all i had. ’ ‘ these are my back-up back-ups! ’ ‘ seriously though, cover up. like, i’m trying to drive here. ’ ‘ how about i relax your face? ’ ‘ i did not think that through. ’ ‘ any excuse for a fight, right? ’ ‘ i don’t start fights, okay? i only finish them. ’ ‘ no one should treat a girl like that, especially if that girl is you. ’ ‘ never great to hear your childhood crush say it’s super gross in your pants. ’ ‘ seriously?! you wanna go down that road?! ’ ‘ i just played out the whole sexist conversation in my head and it always ended with me sounding like a dick. ’ ‘ that skirt is ridiculous. ’ ‘ i am upset. dude touched my lady-bump. ’ ‘ did she say anything about me? ’ ‘ did you tell her about my cute dimples? ’ ‘ i can’t believe you actually gave him your number. ’ ‘ i think i’m gonna go out with him… unless you think i shouldn’t. ’ ‘ my heart is beating so fast. ’ ‘ you can be so sweet when you want to be. ’ ‘ is my butt too big? ’ ‘ you’re way too good for him. ’ ‘ i heard he’s got three nipples. ’ ‘ are you kidding me? i live for this shit. ’ ‘ i’m sorry i stood you up. i really did want to go out with you. ’ ‘ he told me that it wouldn’t be smart if i showed up for our date tonight. ’ ‘ he’s been going around asking all of the guys not to ask you out for awhile now. ’ ‘ no boobs are worth a broken nose. ’ ‘ my boobs are fantastic. some would say breath-taking! ’ ‘ you still got a lot to learn, kiddo. ’ ‘ if you were here, i’d beat you with my shoe. ’ ‘ it is not your job to monitor my dating life, do you understand me? ’ ‘ your days of controlling my life are over! ’ ‘ i’m not gonna get on that thing like one of your make-out girls! ’ ‘ okay, so like 95% of them make out with me, but that is clearly not what’s happening here. ’ ‘ no, you won’t see me there because i told you not to come to the party! ’ ‘ better get used to disappointment! ’ ‘ sorry i ruined your make-out sesh. ’ ‘ she kind of tasted like cheetos anyway. ’ ‘ oh my god, that was savage! ’ ‘ you’ll love this! it tastes like pink! ’ ‘ between us, he basically does whatever i tell him. ’ ‘ are you– are you a girl princess or a boy princess? ’ ‘ you were about to strip on the pool table in front of a bunch of guys and then go skinny dipping. ’ ‘ i carried you out before too much of your clothes came off. ’ ‘ oh, and you threw up on your dress. ’ ‘ i’m assuming this means you saw me in my underwear. ’ ‘ i said stop wiggling! ’ ‘ aren’t you forgetting something? ’ ‘ just get out, dork. ’ ‘ never let me drink again. ’ ‘ put your shirt on and get out. ’ ‘ i told you to stop telling me what to do. ’ ‘ i know we don’t really see eye-to-eye on things, but i’m desperate. ’ ‘ wow, the independent (name here) who doesn’t want to be told what to do by anyone is begging somebody else for help? ’ ‘ it is what it is. ’ ‘ i just thought that it’d be nice for you to do something for people who care about you. ’ ‘ everyone just saw that, didn’t they? ’ ‘ oh my god, kill em now. ’ ‘ oh, come on. relax. it was just a kiss. ’ ‘ was it? was it just a kiss? ’ ‘ if you can’t tell your best friend about something you’re doing, you probably shouldn’t be doing it. ’ ‘ i cannot just be another one of your conquests. ’ ‘ is that what you think of me? ’ ‘ you are the only girl who doesn’t fall at me feet and it’s driving me crazy. ’ ‘ it’s one of the things that i like about you… you’re sweet, but you’re not afraid to call me out on things. ’ ‘ i don’t know what any of this means. ’ ‘ did that clear anything up? ’ ‘ i’m still mad at you, but i am cold as shit! ’ ‘ and you are taking me home. now! ’ ‘ you know, i meant what i said. ’ ‘ i’m crazy about you. ’ ‘ you’re cute when you’re bossy. you’re really, really cute. ’ ‘ you’re cute when you’re bossy. ’ ‘ you’re really, really cute. ’ ‘ it’s not like anyone’s going to think i have a girlfriend or anything. ’ ‘ oh yeah, god forbid anyone actually thinks you’re in a relationship. ’ ‘ i was watching porn. ’ ‘ we’re all fucked up in one way or another. ’ ‘ you think i can change? ’ ‘ i don’t think there’s much you can’t do. ’ ‘ is there something going on between you two? ’ ‘ you were never meant to find out this way. ’ ‘ you’re trying to tell me that you two have not slept together? ’ ‘ so you really have just been fucking my brother and lying to me. ’ ‘ this is bullshit. ’ ‘ you’re acting like a hurt, little bitch. ’ ‘ please don’t leave like this. ’ ‘ the only thing i had that he didn’t was you… and now he has that too. ’ ‘ you cannot pin this all on me. ’ ‘ just leave me alone. ’ ‘ no matter how mad you are at your best friend, you have to forgive them if you give them ice cream. ’ ‘ i wanted to apologize. about everything. i shouldn’t have let it happen. it was all my fault. ’ ‘ i’m not sorry that it did happen or the way i feel about you. ’ ‘ because i love you. ’ ‘ i can’t keep hurting people that i care about because of you. ’ ‘ nobody wants us to be together. ’ ‘ what do you want? ’ ‘ i love you and i always, always want to be close to you. ’ ‘ being my best friend doesn’t give you the right to tell me who i can love. ’ ‘ i’m saying that i love you and i want you. ’ ‘ i’m sorry if that hurts you and i’m so sorry that i lied to you before. ’ ‘ i’d be lying to you again if i didn’t tell you that i love him with every bit of my heart. ’ ‘ if you just can’t accept that then maybe you can’t be a part of my life. ’ ‘ i was going to leave, but i decided i had to see you one last time before i went. ’ ‘ thanks for staying a little longer. ’ ‘ i want to know what it was that you had to tell me. ’ ‘ i’m saying i love you. ’ ‘ that is way too cheesy and romantic. even for me. ’ ‘ you wear superman boxers? ’ ‘ look! you’re blushing. how cute! ’ ‘ i save you and now you’re trying to blackmail me? ’ ‘ sounds so tawdry when you put it that way, but yes. ’ ‘ i think she might even let me play with her boobies later. ’ ‘ you’re picking boobies over my awesomeness? ’ ‘ boobies. my answer is always gonna be boobies. ’

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lololspiieler · 6 years

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Domestic Starters

“I got the groceries, but I couldn’t read the last thing on your list. Is this even close?”

“It’s too hot. Open a window or something.”

“Could you please grab me a drink while you’re up?”

“Here. Blankets. Since you won’t quit complaining about the cold.”

“Come here. You’re shivering.”

“There’s nothing we need to do today but relax. Why are you running around, exactly?”

“Thanks for taking care of the laundry.”

“Quiet down! I’m trying to read.”

“What are you working on?”

“It’s new. What do you think?”

“Sit down and let me do your hair.”

“I think it’s time for a new look. I want to help.”

“You want me to try on that?”

“Did you steal my shirt again?”

“I know I had three more in the fridge. You swear you don’t know where they went?”

“Don’t you think these flowers brighten the place up?”

“I made dinner. Your favorite.”

“You made some for me to eat, too? Thank you!”

“I couldn’t sleep either.”

“Let’s stay up and watch the stars.”

“I’ve got snacks!”

“Can we just sit here together?”

“This is nice. Quiet.”

“I’m glad I get to spend time with you like this.”

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lololspiieler · 6 years

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[ Like or Reblog this for a Starter please!]

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lololspiieler · 6 years

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Send “You have pretty eyes” for my muses reaction.

©magnoliamemes

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lololspiieler · 6 years

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Keith and Kelsey play The Sims Sentence Starters

(videos: one, two, three)

❛ He’s the most perfect insane man ever. ❜

❛ I don’t need them to talk to me all the time, I can talk to myself. ❜

❛ I don’t know any of the sizes of my friends heads. ❜

❛ You don’t spend enough time with your friends. ❜

❛ Ah! His pants are gone! ❜

❛ Wouldn’t it be terrifying if your house screamed your name? ❜

❛ He needs to start his life of crime but also make some friends. ❜

❛ See you later woman. Please don’t go in my house. ❜

❛ ____’s still being a dick. I really created a monster here. ❜

❛ Who uses an electric stove?! UGH! ❜

❛ Come back! Eat the sandwich, idiot. ❜

❛ Who are these people? Why are they putting garbage in my garbage? ❜

❛ Who are these demons? ❜

❛ He looks like he could hang out by the pool and fist bump. ❜

❛ Is the gym this fun? I never go. ❜

❛ Women do not like to be scared in the locker rooms. ❜

❛ I think that’s a life lesson that you can keep with you. Forever. ❜

❛ Stop exercising and yell at the woman. ❜

❛ See you later idiot, I’m gonna fight. ❜

❛ Look how many people hate us! ❜

❛ Where do we start? I forgot immediately. ❜

❛ ___ has broke his nose three times. Once from running into a man in a penis costume. ❜

❛ It’s our fantasy. He’s a single man. ❜

❛ I have never been more sure of anything in my life. ❜

❛ How have we made so much garbage? ❜

❛ Ooo, go talk to this lady! She looks like you. ❜

❛ I’m not saying it’s love, but it might be love. ❜

❛ Hey, welcome to the kitchen, we are – oh shit! We have started a fire. ❜

❛ I’m gonna go tell her her moms a llama. ❜

❛ The fanciest man to ever sleep on this bench. ❜

❛ He’s wife-less. What is his purpose? ❜

❛ ___ has realistic goals: fight women, be an enemy. ❜

❛ How do you catch these women? ❜

❛ I’m not saying that threesomes are optimal, I’m just saying, to some they might be. ❜

❛ How much real money have you spent on simulated life? ❜

❛ Okay this bar is fucking dead. ❜

❛ Hey. Great push-ups girl. ❜

❛ What is their obsession with garbage? ❜

❛ Fuck you in the face! I do not look like this guy! How dare you?! ❜

❛ You can not keep falling asleep on benches dude! It’s fucking weird! ❜

❛ He just like came with a pocket full of roses to the club. ❜

❛ The sweet angel has taken rejection poorly, and has fallen asleep, once again, on the bench. ❜

❛ It’s an insecurity of his, so I like to highlight it. ❜

❛ Brown short shorts and a owl hoodie? My god, he’s ready! ❜

❛ Oh, time to go to the party? Look at my dino shirt. ❜

❛ Look at ____’s butt. Look at his butt, look at his butt. ❜

❛ And….go my little babies! ❜

❛ He’s really hungry, but I’m gonna make him hungry for love. ❜

❛ Her heart was on fire for you bro. ❜

❛ No! Don’t throw a drink in her face! ❜

❛ Oh no! It just keeps getting worse! Get out of here! ❜

❛ ___ is sitting naked, eating eggs. ❜

❛ My family loves the fucking garbage. ❜

❛ I’m glad he yelled at you. You’re too weird. ❜

❛ This is like a soap opera. This is so thrilling. ❜

❛ Sometimes you make mistakes and you live with them. ❜

❛ What if the adult is 20 and the teen is 19? Then what? ❜

❛ He does have a weak little child body. ❜

❛ Oh god. There’s so many layers to this. ❜

❛ You can not just run away into the woods. ❜

❛ What if this grandma killed you? ❜

❛ THEY HUGGED! THEY. HUGGED. EACH. OTHER. ❜

❛ We both stink. Let’s go home. ❜

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lololspiieler · 6 years

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“How do you even study for this?”

[ @golden-sunshinex || Meme || Accepting ]

He couldn’t help but chuckle as Rika asked him this. At first he had some problems, too, but the more time passed and the more he understood, the easier it was. He was not stupid after all. Also the fact that he was really interested in veterinary science helped as well. Even if Yoosung sometimes had some problems with some of the things he was supposed to learn, he wouldn’t give up on it. He wants to make Rika proud and just seeing that she cared enough to even bother looking at all the papers, which laid across the floor, made him smile.

“It’s not that difficult! Actually, you just need to know a few of those things on the paper and the rest will come from self” He grabbed one of the sheets, glanced at it before handing it to her. “See? If you read the question from this, you can already guess the answer.”

#golden-sunshinex #//okay but??? both of them sitting together and him showing her all that stuff??#//and explaining it to her???#//that's really adorable omg #//I live for them being like siblings seriously #//he just looks up to her this much and is so happy when she cares about his stuff??#//agssdf #;[ Answered ]

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“Are you physically running away from the situation?”

[ @the-real-vandy || Meme || Accepting ]

“No?!” it sounded more like a question. Truth be told, he just really didn’t know how to answer the other to his questions. He didn’t expect to see anyone at Seven’s place beside Seven, well, beside his maid. But the person in front of him was not a maid. The fact that this stranger didn’t seem all too happy about Yoosung being here in the first place didn’t make it better. Why hadn’t Seven warned him about someone else being here? Who was that person even? And what did he want at Seven’s place? Maybe it was his maid and he just had give him the weirdest reaction of all time? His head was hurting from thinking about it.

Running away here was apparently a better solution to the problem that wanting to figure out what was going on. He could as Seven about this later, right? Right?!

“I’m really sorry, I just have to be somewhere. When Seven comes back just tell him that I needed to leave early. Bye!”

#the-real-vandy #//is this crack?#//is this serious?#//who knows #//it's somewhat both #//poor yoosung actually expected to see a maid #//and instead got to see a probably really pissed of Vanderwood lol #;[ Answered ]

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lololspiieler · 6 years

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[ I really want to interact with an V but I sadly can’t follow one (the good thing about sideblogs...yeay) Someone pls help me asdfs]

#//In all my time on tumblr rping as yoosung I actually never really had an interaction between them #//like....not on my first or second blog #//and I really want one!#mystic messenger rp #mystic messenger roleplay #myseme rp #myseme roleplay #;[ ooc ]

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※ SHIT I HEARD AT COLLEGE ※

a thrilling saga of shit i’ve heard at college; these are all from my first semester of sophomore year. feel free to change names/pronouns/etc.! more ‘shit i heard/said’ starters!

“The porn industry is moving swimmingly.”

“We all need men. Go find them.”

“It’s not an opera, bitches, it’s a flight.”

“Don’t look! It makes their dick bigger!”

“I have my own place and I can light as many candles as I want.”

“I’m not a librarian, sir.”

“How’s your sack lunch, bitch?”

“Stab me in the ass and turn me into Kim Kardashian.”

“I stayed up another hour just to cry.”

“I just got a nude and I don’t know how to feel about it.”

“I’m gonna go stab my eyes out now.”

“We get it. You have a big truck and a small penis.”

“It’s an epidemic, Karter!”

“There’s no cups, so I’m using a bowl. To drink apple juice.”

“Fuck y’all, I’m eating Fruit Loops!”

“I don’t know my superhero name, but here I am with my can of Lysol and my plastic fork.”

“Your list of things to do includes making the best 2000s playlist of all time and fighting me at Cheesecake Factory.”

“This is borderline human abuse.”

“How do you feel about fluorescent lighting?”

“I’m sorry, I’m on a college budget, I’ll give you two nickels and a paper clip.”

“We couldn’t say hell, because… Catholic school problems.”

“I don’t want them to call me and be like, ‘we’re about to drill into your face!’”

“Ugh, yes, the hot TA, what club are you in?”

“My rat bastard dad? What about him?”

“I have an idea that I’m positive no other human has ever had: butter flavored ice cream.”

“I hate myself, but I’m funny, so…”

“This man loves puppies and he is not afraid to say it.”

“There’s just something about stale food that I really like.”

“I like how we’re watching our upcoming death on TV.”

“When I get wasted, I want to fight. It’s a problem.”

“My boyfriend got really drunk and started drinking nectar out of the hummingbird feeder.”

“He currently has a child.”

“That’s a good way of getting rid of a baby.”

“He can’t look at his dead parents or his alive children.”

“I can’t focus on reading, ‘cause I just wanna watch Drake and Josh.”

“My roommate loves manifestos. Especially the Communist Manifesto.”

“Have you studied his naked body or something?”

“Okay, we got our Greek tragic playwrights: there’s Sophocles… there’s Euripides… uh… Isosceles?”

“We’re so stupid we click things that say ‘click here for here’.”

“So there were just 95 loose pigs.”

“This is called shaming.”

“I can’t be the only person who says ‘meatballs and spaghetti’.”

“What could go wrong? …oh, shit, I’m on fire.”

“Don’t call Kourtney unless you wanna suck dick tonight.”

“There’s no one around. He’s talking to his dick.”

“Just ‘cause it’s Greek doesn’t mean it’s sophisticated.”

“I hate myself, but I hate her more.”

“I don’t know anything about it, but it has bread in the name, so I want to try it.”

“Just… don’t breathe this class.”

“Megan: secret crop top wearer.”

“I’m embracing my aesthetic while you’re embracing… Jon Hamm’s face.”

“What are we doing tonight besides homework? …and bread?”

“I’m witnessing a breakup right here in the Starbucks line.”

“I nominate Gushers as a snack suggestion, but, like, a lot of them. All of them.”

“I have a strong immune system.”

“I was so worked up about the bolo ties.”

“Also, I was wine drunk, so…”

“Does she hit him? I hope she hits him.”

“Only Matthew McConaughey drives Lincolns.”

“Oh, yeah, I’m totally a Republican… Pence is daddy…”

“After that… is the exact same thing… from a different angle.”

“All my life, I’ve been striving to be better than Kidz Bop.”

“Is ‘slaveitude’ a word?”

“Ted Bundy was attractive. People knew him.”

“I feel like whoever’s in charge of the Reese’s company is really high right now. Like, putting Reese’s inside of Reese’s.”

“One beer bottle on campus might be a problem, but if there’s 8, they’re props.”

“With elevators, it’s not claustrophobia. It’s that I don’t trust the government.”

“Headphones: in. World: out. Notes font: ugly.”

“You know that’s a felony, right?”

“That’s a… fourth or fifth impression kind of story.”

“That means she definitely fucked a member of Kiss.”

“I feel free, but also ugly.”

“This is my unassigned assigned seat, and if any of you take it, I will fight you.”

“I went to the Home Depot, bought a bunch of lights, put them up in the air, and said ‘this is art’.”

“Because I was a full New Yorker, I just kept walking.”

“We almost died, but our last meal would’ve been free, so…”

“What’s a funeral like in 2017? GIFs and memes.”

“I would like to thank not only God but also Tinder.”

“I sat through a 40 minute argument about how Justin Bieber started the Cold War.”

“I’m just walking down the hallway, thinking about ways to throw myself down the stairs and make it look like an accident.”

“Now, if it was Kidz Bop, I’d go see it.”

“Don’t name your kid Ethelwold.”

“Shoulders, chest, pants, shoes: a vision for America.”

“My dad’s not getting dick from anyone.”

“I’m a shady beach and y’all are my shady beaches.”

“Oh, no, don’t write that down…”

“At Chipotle, God himself picked those avocados and put them in the guacamole.”

“It should be a holiday: Ohio awareness day.”

“We should go to a nice place. A formal place. California Pizza Kitchen.”

“What do you do in geology lab? Dissect rocks?”

“What great weather for a mental breakdown.”

“He’s not computer generated; he’s actually that large.”

“I’ve done some soul searching and I think that ranch dressing is my favorite food.”

“I almost said his birthday was in 1926. It’s like, we got a little bit of an age gap.”

“Are you physically running away from the situation?”

“I will personally call Papa John to tell him that he’s the reason my life isn’t going right.”

“I can’t wait for middle-aged sex now.”

“I should’ve known, there aren’t two eclipses in a year!”

“I walked around with a bear taser for a year and a half.”

“I found out that the guy I have a restraining order against has been peeing on my car for two years.”

“He fought the devil in jeans and no shirt.”

“She threw my fucking pillow off of the balcony!”

“Tickets are for something fun. Paying the check is not fun.”

“It’s Halloween, calories don’t count on holidays.”

“Well, you know how I said we met in philosophy class? Well… Elise doesn’t take philosophy class.”

“You got it wrong. You said 56 point 2. The answer was 56 point 2.”

“Do I want that horrible sock tan line the I had for five years back? Yeah, I do.”

“I got drunk, threw up, got high, and came here.”

“It’s Titanic blue. I’m the Heart of the Ocean, bitch.”

“The only rat bastard in our lives is Russ.”

“The beats are so good, but the words are such trash.”

“I had to fight someone in the elevator yesterday.

“…I’ve awakened the Demigorgon.”

“We solved the great hiccup epidemic of 2017.”

“Watch out, Kansas, I’m coming for you.”

“Do not associate my birthday with math terms.”

“That’s some Hunger Games type shit.”

“Fuck y’all, I hope you trip and die.”

“I’m very confused and also cold: an American tale. A five part miniseries, this fall on HBO.”

“I am Mrs. Grey! Bring me the kink!”

“I really wanna make a shirt that’s all Comic Sans.”

“I was thinking about Panera’s mac and cheese in a bread bowl, and I started crying.”

“We’re gonna steal your WiFi, but it’s okay, because Panhellenic love.”

“I have confidence that you’re not gonna get pregnant within those two hours.”

“See if this card works. I mean, it should work, but, like…”

“I think my favorite part was slowly dying.”

“All they serve is chicken salad, so you really have to like chicken salad.”

“I have three papers and a test this week, I don’t have time for feelings to resurface.”

“I’m living a life. Not my best one.”

“When you write a report on a book you’ve never read.”

“Don’t tell me what to wear when you wear Crocs to the bar.”

“I have listened to literally nothing but Hallelujah and My Heart Will Go On all day today.”

“Oh my god, Elise, you fucking bitch, get your shit together, and write your paper.”

You know what I’m really devastated about? I’m all out of Fruit Roll-ups.”

“We’re gonna be teachers. We have school forever.”

“I don’t want your sympathy, I want your anger.”

“Clowns… doorknobs… the color yellow… ducks… I’m quoting Victorious…”

“Did you just say ‘hey Sophie’ to not include me? ‘Cause, guess what, bitch, I’m still here.”

“I live here, I know when we have salad!”

“I think Satan’s middle name is cumulative.”

“I will put up with my moose husband for however long I need.”

“I’ve literally been down here for an hour and a half waiting for these nonexistent cookies.”

“I’m keeping a detailed list of Elise’s hickeys.”

“I’m an adult, I say as I eat my Fruit Roll-up.”

“Oh, my practicum grade is in! Let’s see… 36.”

“SOS, I’m in bed and it’s so comfy, but I need to get up to study, what do I do?”

“Get up. Only a few more days until we can sleep all we want.”

“So you’re admitting you live in the woods.”

“I don’t know if it’s finals stress or if this is actually the cutest thing I’ve ever seen, but I’m crying.”

“It was optional, don’t make me feel bad for skipping class.”

“I’ve heard that, if enough people fail, they’ll have to curve it.”

“How do you even study for this?”

#;[ Ask meme ]

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