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Losing or Doing poorly in a video game is morally reprehensible

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Everyone shut up, it’s King Friday

#KING

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this summer heat got me wanting 2 plunge the world into darkness like some megalomaniacal vampire king

#Embodiment of Swagapino Devil

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I know that Nintendo gets a lot of hate, but honestly, I think they should be hated even more.

#average nintendo day

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beautiful british women named Battery Low are trying to contact me through my noise cancelling headphones

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Damn my life a moonvie by Martian Scorsese

#In Space Prison dinner was always a big thing

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#JACK 7

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Totally Lost

Fblthp had always hated crowds.

Artist: David Palumbo TCG Player Link Scryfall Link EDHREC Link

#my man Fblthp! #cabal sundering

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Refusing to take the cigarette offered to me by the firing squad until their Captain makes an airplane noise before putting in my mouth.

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#slutty mcslut! #mrah

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Layers Upon Layers.

Muscle, Flesh.

Muscle, Flesh.

Muscle, Flesh.

I Can Survive Atmospheric Entry. OK?

#this is known #sandsverse

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Imagine launching from a soon-to-implode space ship and your only escape was being cocooned in the massive burly arms of Reuben the Gorilla. Imagine him curling over you as you re-enter the atmosphere to act as a heat shield and you can smell the hairs scorching on his back but when you look up all you see is a solemn and calm gorilla face as if this was his one duty in life to fulfill. Imagine realizing there’s no possible way you could survive landing in the ocean at your velocity but the gorilla reconfigures into what is unmistakably the most elegant diving pose you’ve ever bore witness to, one arm pointed towards the sea and the other pressing you into his massive gorilla body, protecting your head from impact with the overhang of his pectorals. Imagine the cannon-like crack of piercing the water surface, how for a moment the sheer mass of gorilla surrounding you protected you from all contact with the water though you should’ve been entirely submerged; imagine the shocking immobilizing coldness of the ocean enveloping you a hundred feet down, and as you slowly drown in the salty sea the gorilla grabs your hand and kicks with all his stubby little gorilla-legged might towards the surface. Imagine fainting before you breach, your last sight being gorilla hairs waving in the current, so peaceful, so warm.

#Sandsverse #he can survive orbital entry. this is known

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Ending 2 - Mahou Shoujo Madoka★Magica

#ok fine. I did the madoka walk #meduka

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Catacomb Crocodile

“I am sewer-king!” said Rat. “I am quick and cunning and I know every tunnel.” “No, I am king!” said Zombie. “I am cold and deadly and no rot can harm me.” Then Croc came and ate them both.

Artist: Nils Hamm TCG Player Link Scryfall Link EDHREC Link

#a 5 mana 3/7 is not good but it is enough to eat a 1/1 rat and a 2/2 zombie as advertised #gotta respect the humble Croc #cabal sundering

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#there's some worry to it. like it's an animal that is somehow cognizant of it's own mortality

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fuck my ass for more daily minecraft videos

#ah shitpostgenerator #classic