( ° ͜ʖ°) "I'm going to blow your house down"
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Send me a fetish you can see my character having.
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So do you only like guys, or girls too?
"Girls...?"
"I LOVE GIRLS....WHEN THEY SQUEAK WHEN YOU SQUEEZE THEIR CUTE LITTLE BOOBIES/BUTTS....when you touch them in places...their cute little skirts...girls are so cute when you screw them. I love having sex with women..."
"Oh, you're talking about romance? Yeah I suppose if a special lady came along, but I'm romantically straight. Sorry. Also I'm committed now."
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Akane shook her head and kneeled by Leon. The wolf lifted Leon off the ground and onto his feet, dusting him off. She had grown fond of the goat.
"You seem kinda small. What happened to you?"
[Well you don’t have to tell him twice. Unfortunately, being magically shrunken has messed up his sense of what obstacles her can clear. He makes it two feet before tripping over a tree root]
OOF!
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baaaseball said: [Why did he keep winding up in this forest? Especially why NOW, seeing as he was so tiny? God damn anons…]
"Boy if you don't make milk then leave before I rip your guts out." Akane very casually threatened through half-lidded eyes.
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I'm hungry and I want to eat something.
Preferably delicious Shabu Shabu....
Delicious Shabu Shabu....
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Noki the Sun Glow/Red Marble fox!
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M!A List!
Love potion: My muse falls in love with the next person in their ask box until _____
God!: Muse is the god of _____ and ______ (and is optional)
Animal: Muse is an animal (Anons choice) until ______
Imprisoned: Muse is in jail until _____
Monarch: Muse thinks they are a king/queen (Anon decides which one. That's the twist!) until _____
Body swap!: Muse swaps bodies with _____ (Anon decides who, but the muns of both blogs must agree!)
Bully: Muse is a jerk to everyone around them until ______
Fat: Muse becomes obsessed with food and won't stop eating until _____
Gender Bender: Muse becomes opposite gender and thinks they've been that way their whole life until ______
Voice swap: Muse swaps voices with _____ (Anon decides who muns must agree.) until _____
Dwarf: Muse shrinks to One foot tall! They regrow ______
Slave: Muse becomes slave to _____ (Supply blog name and muse name. Other mun must agree.
Insane: Muse hears voices in their head until ____ each day the voices grow more and more intense.
Invisible: Muse becomes invisible! They become visible in _____
Super powers: Muse has the power of _____ until (Anon decides both)
Fantasy: Muse lives in their own fantasy world! They come back to reality in _____
Feel free to add more!
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Every woman in Frozen has braided hair because Disney’s animators were traumatized after animating Rapunzel’s and Merida’s hair
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wow i need a drink [pours apple juice into shot glass]
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send me the name of a ship and i can only reply with ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) or ( ͡° _ʖ ͡°)
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