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Played around with some new beads and made some based on Ninjago characters!

Used nicknames for characters (except Pix rip couldn’t think of anything for her :/) to wear while out and not get asked about it and because I think they’re cute!

#ninjago #do I tag all the ninja here? idk #ninjago jay #ninjago kai #ninjago cole #ninjago zane #ninjago Nya #ninjago pixal #ninjago lloyd

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yknow what, fuck you, [unhumans your previous elemental masters of lightning and ice and makes them best friends^_^]

Ice is an unspecified eldritch being. He has an uncanny valley effect on humans that unnerves the majority of the team who in turn can't understand how Libber, Garmadon, and Wu don't feel unsettled by him. Eventually, the teams warms up to him, and though no one becomes as close to him as Libber is, everyone knows they can come to him if they want to hex their ex or get a demon exorcised (sometimes these are one and the same).

Libber is a raijū and though this isn't common knowledge when she joins the elemental masters, news quickly spreads; she isn't great at keeping secrets. She DOES bite and Maya learnt this the hard way.

more art but also cw for death under read more

#ninjago #ninjago libber #THIS IS SO COOL #your Libber design is genuinely top tier

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“So first of all thank you for the invite to this freak show, I am just left handed.” -Keralis

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This may come as no surprise to many many people but... I hate Nadakhan.

That slimmy, rotten, pumpkin headed creep is the bane of my existence. Which sucks because the idea of an emotionally and mentally manipulative pirate Djinn sounds so cool on paper! But then they had to add his creepy body language and the whole marriage thing and he HAS TO PICK THE 15 YEAR OLD WHO LOOKS LIKE HIS DEAD FIANCÉE JUST- (inhale, exhale) keep it together phoenix.

So, me and my friend @lonleyzodiac have been talking about him in most of our AU we dicuss, mostly because I like finding new insults for the mouldy tangerine and we both love Jay angst. But I've decided to take the ribbing on Nadakhan to a new level.

A physical Nadakhan plush! Ugly as hell, and ready to be sent there!

Some images of the plush under the cut

Ok, imma go punch the doll some more. Maybe stick a needle in his chest. Bye!

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the father

the son

and the holy spirit everybody

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I could not get the face right. I promise I just couldn't so just.... here... under the cut is a kind of doodle of cat maid Jimmy poll dancing. I know the pose is rather... fun but the poll chose this not me. I was hoping for option 3.

Anyways, last warning, kinda suggestive cat maid Jimmy poll dancing with bad physics. Enjoy!

I have nothing more to say.

#this is so silly #combined with the amazing art it’s even more silly

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pov: they’re trapped in etho desktop background limbo forever

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#this is so silly and im scared #jimmy solidarity #the wet cat man himself

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Gallery of hermits with weird setups. (As shortlisted by Mumbo)

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big news! not only do we now have the sequel to “anyhermit”, but Joe just said on stream that he got the idea from his daughter watching my little pony and realising he can replace words with “hermits”… so this is quite literally inspired by “everypony”

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Out of Touch

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PLEASE READ THIS ARTICLE

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Hi yes I am screaming again AAAAA THIS IS AMAZING THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR THIS (AND EVERYTHING INVOLING THIS STORY <3!!!)

So, my good friend @lonleyzodiac has started writing a ninjago fanfic for an AU which I've been assisting in plot with and back when we first made up the AU, I decided to draw up a poster art! Now that I'm posting it, a few changes were necessary before I could show the internet. But with my friends approval, it is now here!

If you wanna read the AU itself, check out the story Digibound on Ao3, the first part of the lost and found series! Ya can't miss it! It's only in it's 3rd chapter so far but there's plenty more to come!

#ninjago jay #ninjago #love everything about this #lost and found

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Imagine showing up to work one day and people are like "jesus fucking christ there's a corpse in here", herd you to the back room and everyone who sees you also agrees that there is now a dead body where you are sitting, with the appropriate amount of shock and disgust about it. You figure it's some kind of a prank that they're pulling, but also the people that you know aren't into pranks, or aren't very good actors, are treating you like a corpse. They go weirdly back and forth between talking about you as if you're not there, and politely asking you to stay still while they figure out who you're supposed to call in case of a dead body randomly appearing.

Paramedics show up, study you thoroughly and agree that while they can't see any apparent sign of death, you are, indeed, dead, and ask you to climb aboard the ambulance. You're taken to the temporary corpse storage that hospitals have.

On the way there you ask them whether this kind of shit happens often, and while they won't look at you, the paramedics agree that they've never had a talking corpse before, though they won't question the fact that you're moving on your own.

You're eventually led to a morgue, where you're shown a slab to lay on, and at this point you don't really even question it, you just climb onto the Corpse Shelf and lay down, maybe have a little nap, with no idea what's going to happen next.

Then you wake up to someone walking into the morgue, who has the shit scared out of them when you move, and they're like "dude what the fuck, you're not supposed to be here, this place is for storing dead bodies" and when you're like "aw man sorry I thought I was a dead body" they have no idea whether you're joking and they don't care, you're just chased out of there.

And you just kinda go home and take a shower, show up to work normally the next day and nobody questions it.

And basically that's probably how those ants feel when scientists spray them with the Pheromone That Dead Ants Smell Like, and just hang out at the dead-ant-pile until the smell wears off.

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you ever heard a lightning fucking scream?

youre about to

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See THIS is why I trust the writers because the whole point of the deadline passing was so we could SEE Poseidon surrendering for Percy. The show has given Poseidon a more active and loving role in Percys life. The gods pride would never let them surrender to one another. But Poseidon knew his brother wouldn’t spare his son’s life. And he knew the only thing that would spare his son’s life was him surrendering. ALSO FURTHER CEMENTING THAT PERCY IS HIS FAVORITE CHILD! The writers pens this episode>>>