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My dear readers, I am so sorry that I’ve been away for so long! I promise I will be back soon. But I must briefly break my unexpected hiatus with some Breaking News: I just got a very frantic anonymous tip and all it said was, “@askaubobbywilson did it. You gotta tell @askauflynn and @askcamjones.” I have no idea what this means but I can only assume that the prank war has claimed another victim. I’ll be back with more news in a couple weeks. Thank you all for reading. ¡Adiós!

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February Festivities

In another lapse of judgment, I waited too long to get this post out. That’s what I get for spreading myself too thin at school and with this new internship writing for a late night talk show. I’m glad all of this was worth it for me! But now some Netflix show has come and taken the entire premise of my project and made it into their own show? So much for that idea. Whatever. I called you all my dear readers first.

When we left off, the tech gremlins’ prank war was in full swing. If only we could go back to the simpler times of 3 weeks ago. @askcamjones and @askbradnewton retaliated to @asktechiezeke and @askauwillie ‘s original attack and during the next battle in the war, Zeke managed to fall through the stage in the auditorium and mess up his shoulder pretty bad. Unfortunately this was not the first time he’s damaged that particular shoulder and he had surgery last week to fix it. Hope you’re doing better, Zeke. Remember for next time: keep your nose and toes pointed in the same direction as you run. Didn’t think I would have to be sharing my mom’s advice to 4 year olds with a bunch of high schoolers but here we are.

Next up, I would like to say happy birthday to some of Los Feliz’s favorite faces. @askaualexmercer, @askaujuliemolina, and @askaukayla, I hope you all had good birthdays. Alex’s birthday provided entertainment for the everyone. The entire student body watched as Alex Mercer was paraded out of school on the back of two himbos ( @askaulukepatterson​ and @askaubobbywilson​). Julie, I’m sorry your birthday falls on the worst holiday of the year but knowing that we could celebrate you instead made it more bearable. Kayla, I know you had a great time because there ain’t no party like a Wilson House party. Thanks for the free food!

Speaking of a Wilson House party, someone thought it would be a good idea to put all the Wilsons under one roof for an evening. The guest list included all of the women that we know of who have had children with Trevor Wilson and if that doesn’t give you a hint at how the night went, you do not know the Wilsons. The evening started with Trevor proposing to Anastasia for the second time (here’s hoping this time the marriage lasts) and ended with 2 of the children pouring wine on the heads of Anastasia and Ella before running out to meet the rest of the kids outside. Needless to say, the night was a train wreck.

In school related news: the Valentines Day Dance went off without a hitch! Thanks to spectacular planning by our very own @aucarriewilson and Kayla Caro, the dance was a hit! We even got a surprise performance by Dirty Candy! It was amazing to see you all perform again! Unfortunately I don’t think a few of your classmates got to see you perform because several couples were seen leaving the dance early. Make smart choices, kids.

Finally, it has come to my attention that many of the people I write about have this blog blocked. That’s not going to stop me from writing about everyone. I hope you all know that. And with that, my dear readers, I believe we are caught up on the major public (and some private) events of the students of Los Feliz High. As always, thank you for reading and stay tuned. ¡Adiós!

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So Long and Thanks For All The Fish!

To all of my dear readers who aren’t Los Feliz High students, I envy you. I’m sure this will surprise absolutely no one but it was an eventful week at school. When I told my classmates that they need to attend school, I meant actually go to class! Not cause problems that other people have to deal with!

I would like to start by addressing the propaganda that appeared at school this week. I agree that dolphins are too smart for their own good, but you guys could have spread the word in a way that didn’t result in yearbook club having to lead the clean up effort. You best believe we saved some and we will use them for blackmail if necessary. I know Principal Lessa made you guys clean up some of those posters but she waited too long to do anything about it. You are so lucky she’s got a soft spot for you performing arts nerds. We all knew it was you four the second those posters went up. Well, at least we knew it was @askcamjones and @askauwillie. @askaujuliemolina and @askbradnewton were a surprise. Shout out again to Chaz for helping yearbook club clean those up. Nobody else wanted to get the ones from the bathroom.

Hey @askaubobbywilson, why were you so rude at school on Friday? I knew Brad wouldn’t talk to me but you’re dating him which makes you close enough to a primary source. I just wanted to see if you were also to blame for the dolphin madness. 

Moving on. Why is it that you people can’t prank anyone without making a mess of the place? I’m assuming it was one of the other tech crew gremlins (looking at you @asktechiezeke, Cam, and Willie) that covered Brad’s locker in googly eyes. Those are also everywhere now. Please make sure the eyes are properly thrown away. Plastic pollution affects the entire ocean so keep your vendetta against dolphins out of your prank war.

Now that we’ve gotten school news out of the way, I would like to congratulate @aujulieandthephantoms on their performance at the coffee shop! Just like New Years, you put on a wonderful show. Keep up the great work. You guys are going to be legends.

Happy birthday @askelizabethpatterson​! I saw that quite a few of you celebrated by spending the day at Disneyland on Saturday. I don’t have a lot of details about what kind of trouble you caused while you were there but after seeing the group of you who went, I am certain that it would be a miracle if you are ever let back into the park. 

Here’s hoping next week will bring less chaos to our school. I really don’t want to have to clean up after you again. Thank you all for reading. Stay tuned. !Adiós!

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A Long Overdue Update

Oh dear. I have so much to write about. I suppose that’s what I get for thinking I could take a week off. Silly me. With all that you people put me through, this class project better land me a job at the LA Times at the very least. 

When I last left my dear readers, school was just about to start back up. Not that it really makes a difference because many of you decide to skip more often than not. Education is important! 

First things first, even though @aucarriewilson and @askaukaylamade up, it looks like Dirty Candi is no more. So auditions went ahead for @askelizabethpatterson and @askaukayla. @askjaredthejockdavis​ was the only one to make it into the band. No surprise there, but congrats anyway. Chaz, you did amazing sweetie. I’m glad someone around here appreciates me. 

Moving right along! I either need to spend way more or way less time in the coffee shop. You all definitely give me material to write about but there are some things I really wish I hadn’t heard. Or seen. I’m glad some of you decided to reach out to do something other than yell at me but honestly I think the message I got from @askauwillie was worse. There are things I really wish I didn’t know about @askcamjones. 

My colleagues told that the apartment of this blog’s previous writer has been filled. Condolences to whoever moved in there. The last guy was really weird and they never did tell us what happened to him. I’m sure it’s fine. 

Sources report that @asknoahparker is pregnant. When your friends said they wanted souvenirs from Canada, I don’t think that’s what they meant. I can’t imagine her sister took that very well either. There was another pregnancy scare from @askdenisegreen. Her’s turned out to be a false alarm but she found out in the worst possible way, landing her a visit to this city’s favorite doctor, @askamybanks. 

In couples news, @askauwillie and @askaualexmercer celebrated their one month anniversary with a date in an undisclosed location. They don’t need to get in trouble for that. They’ve been through enough. 

Last time I mentioned that @asktechiezeke and @askaukayla were back together but things seemed weird with @asksashawilson. Well, that problem was solved by the couple just adding Sasha to the relationship. I’m happy for you guys. 

In light of the stories about @aucarriewilson‘s birth mother, Trevor Wilson has returned to Los Feliz to do damage control. Sources have seen him spending a lot of time in one of the city’s 5 star hotels but his reason for being there remains unnamed (with his reputation, we all know it’s a woman). Bonnie Pratchett was also seen in town and rumor has it that her and Carrie are getting to know each other. I can’t imagine Trevor is happy about that, what with the NDA and all. 

So much more has happened in the last 2 weeks but those were the highlights. Sorry to everyone I didn’t talk about but that’s on you for not coming to me with your stories. 

As always, thank you for reading and stay tuned. ¡Adiós! 

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Break Time’s Over, People!

Hello! And welcome back to school, students! Now that we’ve had 2 days back, I figured it was time to get my dear readers caught up on all the drama. 

Just in time for school start again, all our favorite couples have reunited. @asktechiezeke and @askaukayla have worked out their issues and are back together, although now things seem to be weird with @asksashawilson. @aucarriewilson has returned to the states and to @askauflynn. I was worried for a minute there but i’m glad you decided to be there for each other. 

Of course I was hoping for there to be more school related issues to talk about like who has classes with who and what big tests are coming up but since half of you didn’t even bother to go, I guess that will have to wait. Come on, guys. Even @askaulukepatterson went to school and he had food poisoning last weekend! I hope you all know that spending time with your significant other is not a valid reason to skip school. 

Many of our new friends have joined the ranks as students of Los Feliz High. My heart goes out to all the teachers who have to put up with all the new additions to this chaotic web of friends. 

We also have some familiar faces back in town. Rumor has it that the Mercer siblings have been reunited now that @askliliannemercer is has returned. It was a very touching moment. I just hope these two can stay out of their parents’ reach. Sources also say that @asknoahparker is back as well but the two did not come home together. Noah got back late on Tuesday and she was seen leaving LAX with @asksashawilson. It seems suspicious that she decided to come back now and not before school started. I’m sure those two have lots to catch up on. 

The word in the halls is that @askaukayla and @askelizabethpatterson are starting a band together now that Dirty Candy has fallen apart. Auditions are this Friday! Can’t wait to see who shows up!

Also, congrats to @askauwillie and @askaualexmercer for finally telling the rest of @aujulieandthephantoms that they were back together. It’s a little strange that even after 2 weeks Alex’s bandmates were the only 3 people in the entire city who didn’t know he was back in a relationship but whatever. You’ve all had a wild few weeks. 

I would also like to wish @askaujuliemolina and Luke a happy one month anniversary. Y’all are adorable and you continue to be a good influence on your friends. Keep it up, kids. 

Well, that’s all for now! Thank you for reading. Stay tuned. ¡Adiós!

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“What is a Chickpea?”

Last time, I left my dear readers with some huge stories that were still up in the air. Let’s jump right in, shall we?

I want to start with @askaucalebcovington because that update less fun dramatic. As of now, Caleb remains in the hospital. He is stable but he has definitely seen better days. Everyone’s favorite doctor, @askamybanks is leading his care team. Candy was apprehended at the airport the day after the attack. The Covingtons have resumed as normal a life as anyone can in this soap opera we call a city. 

On to @aucarriewilson. The day after @backstreethollywood published their article, Carrie was seen boarding a flight to London. Running away from your problems doesn’t fix them, sweetie. Also, quick side note for you: I get that you’re in the middle of an identity crisis right now but for the love of god, don’t get bangs right now. You would probably rock them but you’ll hate them at first and it’ll take a long time for them to grow out. The black hair and the nose ring look good on you, though I have to spare a thought for your poor manager. She’s probably freaking out right now. 

Alright. Now that all the old stories are squared away, we can move onto the new. By now, I’m sure you’ve all seen @askaulukepatterson‘s post about his and @askaujuliemolina‘s stay at the hospital. I’m glad you two are on the mend. Take care of yourselves! And maybe don’t eat food from the street anymore. Another big thank you to Dr. Amy for getting these two lovebirds healthy again. 

Finally, there is one more thing I need to address. Y’all need to learn how to talk quieter in public spaces. Condolences to everyone in that coffee shop that day because we all learned way more about you guys than we wanted to. @askcamjones I will say this: you’re hilarious. And a chickpea is a legume. I promise you they’re food. 

To the students of Los Feliz High: Since many of you have expressed a willingness to “spill your own tea” I have decided that I will allow you all to contact me through this blog to help me break your news. That way, we can avoid passive aggressive comments, Kayla. With school starting back up for you on Monday, I’m sure there will be lots to talk about. 

As always, thanks for reading, Stay tuned. ¡Adiós!

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If you don’t want people hearing about your tea, maybe don’t shout it in public spaces. 💜

New Year, New Drama!

I thought I could take a few days and let all the madness from New Years Eve settle down but boy was I wrong about that! I should have known better, really. 

On NYE I left my dear readers wondering what happened to the 5 boys who did not make an appearance at @aucarriewilson‘s party. @askaureggiepeters was seen in his old neighborhood, hanging around the shelter where he spent a portion of his childhood. The other four @askbradnewton, @askaubobbywilson,@aunickster, and @ask-conradmiller all had quiet nights in with their respective boyfriends. Unfortunately the quiet did not last long. 

The morning of January 1, Conrad visited Nicks house to spend time together (adorable, I know). Apparently it took a turn when Nick revealed that he had built a blanket fort for the two of them and Conrad broke down. When are you going to learn that you are in fact lovable and it’s okay to let people in?

Meanwhile, Brad came home to find that all of his makeup and brushes were completely ruined, which sent him into a full on (completely justified) breakdown. Lucky for him, Bobby got there in time to help him work through it. As strong as Bobby and Brad’s (2B to those in their social circle) relationship has been, Conrad and Nick were also called in as reinforcements. The four boys spent the afternoon helping Brad work through his freak out and once everyone had mostly settled down, Nick built another blanket fort, where the cuddling commenced. Normally this would have been adorable but when Bobby pulled Nick close and Brad gravitated towards Con, jealousy (and definitely some insecurity, too) ensued. As the boys tried (and failed) to use body language to talk to each other, things got messy and it all ended in everyone panicking for different reasons. There was a lot of kissing between the wrong people. 2B worried that they completely screwed up Nick and Conrad’s relationship but it looks like everything’s calmed down for them now. Lucky them.

I’m glad someone in this not-so-happy town can be calm for a second because that is most definitely NOT the case for pretty much everyone else. 

@askaujuliemolina, @aucarriewilson, @askauflynn, and @askaukayla attended a dance class where poor Flynn learned more about her family in one afternoon than she had in the entire rest of her life. in one afternoon Flynn learned that @askaucalebcovington is her uncle, and then learned that her aunt Candy (remember her from last time?) attacked Caleb resulting in him getting rushed to the hospital! That story is still breaking so I will report back later with more. 

Carrie Wilson has also had an eventful week. And by week I mean one day. After a performance by her group, Dirty Candy, Carrie spotted her lead choreographer @askaukayla kissing Carrie’s brother Sasha! And that’s not even the worst part! Kayla’s boyfriend, @asktechiezeke, was also at the performance and saw the whole event. Carrie blew up at Kayla and rumor has it, Kayla’s out of the group! 

Carrie was seen disappearing into the woods with close friend @askjaredthejock (No Julie, I’m not Jared) presumably to blow off some steam. Unfortunately for Carrie, her band was about to become the least of her worries. When tabloid @backstreethollywood published an article claiming that Carrie’s mom is actually famous singer Bonnie Pratchett, her entire world was upended and now Carrie doesn’t know who to believe! You definitely picked a bad day to burn bridges with your best friend, babe. 

I am still unsure of the validity of the Backstreet Hollywood story but I will be sure to keep you all informed as the story grows. Either way, the Wilson residence is surrounded by security and press so good luck getting in or out. 

That is all the information I have for you today, dear readers. I’m really not that sorry for the second super long post in a row. Someone needs to keep tabs on the students of Los Feliz because gods know their parents don’t (@askauraymolina and the Pattersons are the only exception. They are gems.)

As always, thanks for reading. Stay tuned. ¡Adiós! 

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New Year, New Drama!

I thought I could take a few days and let all the madness from New Years Eve settle down but boy was I wrong about that! I should have known better, really. 

On NYE I left my dear readers wondering what happened to the 5 boys who did not make an appearance at @aucarriewilson‘s party. @askaureggiepeters was seen in his old neighborhood, hanging around the shelter where he spent a portion of his childhood. The other four @askbradnewton, @askaubobbywilson,@aunickster, and @ask-conradmiller all had quiet nights in with their respective boyfriends. Unfortunately the quiet did not last long. 

The morning of January 1, Conrad visited Nicks house to spend time together (adorable, I know). Apparently it took a turn when Nick revealed that he had built a blanket fort for the two of them and Conrad broke down. When are you going to learn that you are in fact lovable and it’s okay to let people in?

Meanwhile, Brad came home to find that all of his makeup and brushes were completely ruined, which sent him into a full on (completely justified) breakdown. Lucky for him, Bobby got there in time to help him work through it. As strong as Bobby and Brad’s (2B to those in their social circle) relationship has been, Conrad and Nick were also called in as reinforcements. The four boys spent the afternoon helping Brad work through his freak out and once everyone had mostly settled down, Nick built another blanket fort, where the cuddling commenced. Normally this would have been adorable but when Bobby pulled Nick close and Brad gravitated towards Con, jealousy (and definitely some insecurity, too) ensued. As the boys tried (and failed) to use body language to talk to each other, things got messy and it all ended in everyone panicking for different reasons. There was a lot of kissing between the wrong people. 2B worried that they completely screwed up Nick and Conrad’s relationship but it looks like everything’s calmed down for them now. Lucky them.

I’m glad someone in this not-so-happy town can be calm for a second because that is most definitely NOT the case for pretty much everyone else. 

@askaujuliemolina, @aucarriewilson, @askauflynn, and @askaukayla attended a dance class where poor Flynn learned more about her family in one afternoon than she had in the entire rest of her life. in one afternoon Flynn learned that @askaucalebcovington is her uncle, and then learned that her aunt Candy (remember her from last time?) attacked Caleb resulting in him getting rushed to the hospital! That story is still breaking so I will report back later with more. 

Carrie Wilson has also had an eventful week. And by week I mean one day. After a performance by her group, Dirty Candy, Carrie spotted her lead choreographer @askaukayla kissing Carrie’s brother Sasha! And that’s not even the worst part! Kayla’s boyfriend, @asktechiezeke, was also at the performance and saw the whole event. Carrie blew up at Kayla and rumor has it, Kayla’s out of the group! 

Carrie was seen disappearing into the woods with close friend @askjaredthejock (No Julie, I’m not Jared) presumably to blow off some steam. Unfortunately for Carrie, her band was about to become the least of her worries. When tabloid @backstreethollywood published an article claiming that Carrie’s mom is actually famous singer Bonnie Pratchett, her entire world was upended and now Carrie doesn’t know who to believe! You definitely picked a bad day to burn bridges with your best friend, babe. 

I am still unsure of the validity of the Backstreet Hollywood story but I will be sure to keep you all informed as the story grows. Either way, the Wilson residence is surrounded by security and press so good luck getting in or out. 

That is all the information I have for you today, dear readers. I’m really not that sorry for the second super long post in a row. Someone needs to keep tabs on the students of Los Feliz because gods know their parents don’t (@askauraymolina and the Pattersons are the only exception. They are gems.)

As always, thanks for reading. Stay tuned. ¡Adiós! 

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Of course I am! Someone needs to keep tabs on all this drama. Maybe someday I’ll make a TV show out of it!

New Year’s Eve Festivities

New Year’s Eve was so jam packed with events that it felt like one day stretched into 3! There was so much going on that it was nearly impossible for one person to keep track of it all! But enough about me. Here’s a not-so-quick recap of the day! 

The day got off to a very interesting start down at the docks where @askauwillieand @askaureggiepeters shared an intimate moment but then both realized that they still had feelings for their previous boyfriends. Not sure what that was all about. I also heard that @askauflynn‘s aunt stopped by and caused problems. Word around town is she’s bad news.

The whole city of Los Feliz was buzzing about the @aujulieandthephantoms performance. The band and their tech crew (@asktechiezeke and @askbradnewton) spent most of the day setting up and sharing some tense moments. Reggie seemed awfully touchy-feely with Luke. What’s going on, dude?

Whatever it was, everyone pulled it together for the show. That lighting malfunction at the beginning had the entire crowd on edge (of Great? I think I’m hilarious) but everything worked out and the rest of the show went off without a hitch! Julie and Luke debuted a new song which just proved to the world how perfect they are for each other. And that KISS! Literal perfection you two. 

While the show was perfect, a few unexpected guests threw a wrench into the night for the band’s drummer @askaualexmercer and his sister, Lilza. The first was Willie. We all know those two had a rough week. More on them later. The other guests were the Mercer parents. I have been informed that they are terrible people and they proved that by trying to take Lilza away from Alex just days into getting him back in her life. Lilza and her girlfriend, Noah, haven’t been seen since. 

@aucarriewilson‘s party was the next big event of the night. And of course with so many of Los Feliz’s teens in one place together, there was bound to be drama. (Reggie, Brad, Bobby, Nick, and Conrad didn’t show; I’m sure we’ll find out why soon). Uncharacteristically, however, most of the drama was good! There was even an engagement! (Congrats to Cam and Bev. You two have known each other for like a week so that was an interesting choice but okay.) All of our favorite couples said “I love you” some for the first time ever and some for the first time in a week. 

That’s right, dear readers! We got a Willex Reunion! Willie took Alex to LF High’s courtyard, where Willie gave Alex all the gifts he should have given him on Christmas. They talked and kissed and when they got back to the party, Alex takes Willie to Carrie’s music room and sings him a song and they promise to never leave each other again. I’m so glad these boys have finally learned how to talk about their feelings. I’m proud of them. 

Before reuniting with his boyfriend, Willie attended a party with his father, magician @askaucalebcovington. A mysterious stranger who seemed to know Willie showed up there and encouraged Willie sneak out and get to the concert (thank you mysterious stranger). 

Finally, we have @askauraymolina. Looks like he’s found a new friend in Nurse Amy, who was the nurse who looked after Alex in the hospital last week. The two shared an adorable moment together on the beach while all the kids were at Carrie’s party. 

Before I sign off, I realize that last time, I mentioned we have some new faces in Los Feliz. Don’t worry. I haven’t forgotten but after hearing about what happened to Lilza and her girlfriend, I am waiting to make sure everyone sticks around before I introduce them. 

If you made it all the way to this, get a life thank you so much for reading! Stay tuned for more updates coming soon, dear readers. ¡Adios!

[losfelizanonymous]

New Year’s Eve Festivities

New Year’s Eve was so jam packed with events that it felt like one day stretched into 3! There was so much going on that it was nearly impossible for one person to keep track of it all! But enough about me. Here’s a not-so-quick recap of the day! 

The day got off to a very interesting start down at the docks where @askauwillieand @askaureggiepeters shared an intimate moment but then both realized that they still had feelings for their previous boyfriends. Not sure what that was all about. I also heard that @askauflynn‘s aunt stopped by and caused problems. Word around town is she’s bad news.

The whole city of Los Feliz was buzzing about the @aujulieandthephantoms performance. The band and their tech crew (@asktechiezeke and @askbradnewton) spent most of the day setting up and sharing some tense moments. Reggie seemed awfully touchy-feely with Luke. What’s going on, dude?

Whatever it was, everyone pulled it together for the show. That lighting malfunction at the beginning had the entire crowd on edge (of Great? I think I’m hilarious) but everything worked out and the rest of the show went off without a hitch! Julie and Luke debuted a new song which just proved to the world how perfect they are for each other. And that KISS! Literal perfection you two. 

While the show was perfect, a few unexpected guests threw a wrench into the night for the band’s drummer @askaualexmercer and his sister, Lilza. The first was Willie. We all know those two had a rough week. More on them later. The other guests were the Mercer parents. I have been informed that they are terrible people and they proved that by trying to take Lilza away from Alex just days into getting him back in her life. Lilza and her girlfriend, Noah, haven’t been seen since. 

@aucarriewilson‘s party was the next big event of the night. And of course with so many of Los Feliz’s teens in one place together, there was bound to be drama. (Reggie, Brad, Bobby, Nick, and Conrad didn’t show; I’m sure we’ll find out why soon). Uncharacteristically, however, most of the drama was good! There was even an engagement! (Congrats to Cam and Bev. You two have known each other for like a week so that was an interesting choice but okay.) All of our favorite couples said “I love you” some for the first time ever and some for the first time in a week. 

That’s right, dear readers! We got a Willex Reunion! Willie took Alex to LF High’s courtyard, where Willie gave Alex all the gifts he should have given him on Christmas. They talked and kissed and when they got back to the party, Alex takes Willie to Carrie’s music room and sings him a song and they promise to never leave each other again. I’m so glad these boys have finally learned how to talk about their feelings. I’m proud of them. 

Before reuniting with his boyfriend, Willie attended a party with his father, magician @askaucalebcovington. A mysterious stranger who seemed to know Willie showed up there and encouraged Willie sneak out and get to the concert (thank you mysterious stranger). 

Finally, we have @askauraymolina. Looks like he’s found a new friend in Nurse Amy, who was the nurse who looked after Alex in the hospital last week. The two shared an adorable moment together on the beach while all the kids were at Carrie’s party. 

Before I sign off, I realize that last time, I mentioned we have some new faces in Los Feliz. Don’t worry. I haven’t forgotten but after hearing about what happened to Lilza and her girlfriend, I am waiting to make sure everyone sticks around before I introduce them. 

If you made it all the way to this, get a life thank you so much for reading! Stay tuned for more updates coming soon, dear readers. ¡Adios!

#los feliz anonymous #jatp multiverse

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Anon News is Back!

And boy, do we have a lot to catch up on! Relationships! Homecoming! Christmas! So much drama! So buckle in folks. This is going to be wild. 

When we left, the relationship known as “Braggy” including @askaubobbywilson, @askaureggiepeters, and @askbradnewton had just begun. The boys all planned to go to homecoming together which would have been adorable if Reggie had stayed in that relationship for longer than 3 days. Turns out you actually need to communicate to make a relationship work! Who knew? 

Aside from some minor drama, Homecoming turned out to be a wonderful event DJ’ed by @askauflynn. Carrie Wilson won homecoming queen while Alex Mercer was crowned king. As their “first dance” the two performed the choreography from Dirty Candi’s song All Eyes On Me. 

The Molina’s house continues to be a hub of activity for the teens of Los Feliz. Previously I mentioned that @askaulukepatterson could be jealous that @askaujuliemolina is opening up her home to what seems like the entire town but I am bored pleased to report that they seem to have a solid relationship. Fingers crossed that it lasts. These kids need a good example. 

Speaking of a good example, after weeks of dramatic pining and cautious flirting, @askauflynn and @aucarriewilson have become an item! The adorable couple “Flarrie” became official on Christmas Eve with a kiss under the mistletoe. How adorable!

During our brief hiatus we missed getting to report on an entire relationship! @askaualexmercer and @askauwillie became a couple (”Willex”) after bonding over some traumatic experiences. Those two shared some adorable moments as well as some very R rated moments (don’t worry, dear readers. I shall spare you the details for all of our sakes). Their relationship started out strong but after Alex was sent to the hospital after a run in with someone who did not approve of his relationship with Willie, the skater couldn’t shake the feeling that he was the reason Alex was there. After a tense conversation, the boys somehow couldn’t bring themselves to repeat all of the things they said to each other while they were falling in love. Willie left Alex in the hospital bed, bruised and heartbroken. To make matters worse, the next day was Christmas Eve! The mistletoe that had provided such a wonderful moment for Flarrie suddenly created another heartbreaking scene for our boys. This time, Alex was the one who walked away, taking with him any chance of them getting back together. It was an emotional couple days. 

Between all of this drama, we have had several new faces pop up in Los Feliz. Cousins, long lost siblings, and even some mysterious strangers! Of course I will be here to cover all the exciting news! 

Now everyone is gearing up for a New Year’s Eve party where there will be a performance by @aujulieandthephantoms! With the guest list growing by the second, there’s sure to be drama! 

Stay tuned, readers! ¡Adios! 

#jatp multiverse #los feliz anonymous

[losfelizanonymous]

Anon News at 6

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Goodness me! Have I got the scoop for all of you today!

Sources say that last night, @askaureggiepeters was sent to the hospital! Now, they’re keeping tight lipped about the cause of the incident, but one eagle-eyed reader caught not one, but TWO young men in the hospital bed with him!

Since then, @askbradnewton has revealed that @askaubobbywilson has been added to their relationship! What a twist! We must wonder, dear readers, when babe-thirsty Bobby became interested in men. And for this relationship to unfold so soon after a trip to the hospital?! The implications are astonishing!

The rumors and intrigue spread even farther when you notice that not one of their sizable group arrived at school this fine Thursday morning. One reader even saw @aucarriewilson at the mall!

Perhaps poor Reggie got caught in the aftermath of a disasterous group outing. I wouldn’t be surprised if the police were involved.

Or maybe they’re all simply trying to cover for their violent rhythm guitarist. In a private chat room with them, he did indeed threaten to burn me alive! Pyromania anyone?

But one thing is for certain, boys who feel safe don’t have their cousins ( @ask-conradmiller ) sneak them away from their friends and into their own house. Conrad may have a bad boy reputation, but the fact that even he wouldn’t get in a car with Brad and Bobby speaks volumes!

In other news, it seems we’ve got an interesting development between the ever evolving @aunickster and Conrad bromance! What’s a little snuggling under the covers between friends, am I right? 😏

And what’s up with @askaujuliemolina’s house becoming teen crash central? Could it be linked to the group’s possible scandalous after-school activities? Is that why Mr. @askaulukepatterson seems to be so moody lately? Perhaps he’s upset he doesn’t get Miss Julie’s room all to himself. 👀

The truth will be revealed one way or another! Stay tuned readers!

Ciao! 😘

#jatp multiverse #los feliz anonymous

[losfelizanonymous]

Oh 100% 👀

Should I drop a sneak peek of Dirty Candy’s next performance outfits? @losfelizanonymous

#jatp multiverse

[losfelizanonymous]

Good evening, curious reader!

If my sources are to be believed, it would seem as though Los Feliz’s most chaotic students got tumblr pages and group chats, all for the purpose of documenting their exploits and allowing the rest of the world a sneak peek inside their daily lives!

(But the real scoop is that they’re role play blogs based off of a mixture of OC concepts and existing characters within the show. But you didn’t hear that from me! 😉)

Stay tuned to Los Feliz Anonymous for daily updates on our local Bobcats (and a barista for some reason)!

@asktechiezeke @askbradnewton @askaualexmercer @askaureggiepeters @askaulukepatterson @askaujuliemolina @ask-conradmiller @aunickster @askheragrace @aucarriewilson @askaukayla @askauflynn @askaubobbywilson

What is this jatp multiverse and why am I so late to it

#jatp multiverse #jatp

[losfelizanonymous]

Drama you say. 👀

I’m bored. Kinda in the mood to start drama?

#jatp multiverse #los feliz anonymous

[losfelizanonymous]

Thank you for your cooperation with my questions! Such a sweetie!

Let me know if there’s anything else you’d like to share. 😘

@askaualexmercer

Alex! How have you been!?

It’s been awhile since we’ve reported on you and Willie! Any updates? Incidents to report? Pet names to share?

Do tell!

#jatp multiverse #los feliz anonymous

[losfelizanonymous]

Anon News at 6

Day 1 - Next

Hello dear readers! I’m back at it again with the hottest news at Los Feliz!

Earlier this evening, you all may have witnessed me creeping on the posts of some of our more popular students. I’m happy to report that I’ve seen the light and changed my strategy! As they say, a watched pot never boils, and no drama will unfold if I’m seen underfoot!

So with that out of the way, on to today’s scoops!

It looks like @askbradnewton scored a date with the lovable @askaureggiepeters! What a step up from being a third wheel photographer! Now if only we can get some pictures of the new couple. Surely they want to be seen together! Unless of course the sweet rocker is embarrassed of being seen with a band geek. 🧐

It looks like our lively songbird @askaujuliemolina is heading toward a slow death-by-calculus! The horror! Can Brad help her through her numerical struggles, or will Miss Julie’s grades suffer?!

Speaking of Miss Julie, how many saw her meeting with @askaulukepatterson earlier? Readers, I will admit, I was concerned our resident sleeveless rocker had been snagged by a bustling barista, but it seems sparks may fly for Juke yet! See earlier today where Julie defended Luke’s right to hook up with who he pleases. Such hopeful passion! I look forward to seeing more developments!

In other news, @aunickster’s little friend, @ask-conradmiller, is apparently just that! A friend! The shock is palpable, I know. But Nick himself confirmed it, so it must be true! Or is it? Why else would our star lacrosse player be hanging around someone so edgy and rude? Is Nick into verbal abuse? Who knows?! Stay tuned!

We have more Willex content, thanks to the third-wheel Bradley! Looks like the school’s gay sweethearts are at it again! Time will only tell how far @askaualexmercer and his sweetheart are willing to go to worm their way into our hearts! Surely the sugar-sweet couple will flourish under the stresses of school life and the looming promise of separation after graduation!

Finally, the starlet of our school, Miss @aucarriewilson, along with @askaukayla and the other members of Dirty Candy, are prepping for another stunning performance! We all know how hard Carrie has to work to keep herself out of her father’s shadow, and she seems to be well on her way to greatness! Let’s hope her backup dancers don’t fall into a shadow themselves!

That’s all for today! Tune in again tomorrow for Anon News at 6!

Ciao! 😘

#jatp multiverse #los feliz anonymous