A fully grown adult commented on that reddit post of "My cat got upset when my girlfriend spanked me" with "maybe you weirdos shouldn't be physically harming your partners" and I'm losing my shit adfklhsglk
i could never be a professional athlete because if i missed a penalty i would kill myself on the field. it wouldn’t even have to be a world cup game, i would do it if i missed during a preseason friendly in florida