what if there's 0 train infrastructure where I live?
If you ride the train, you're pretty cool!
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We should be fine as long as we do not reblog bread.
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huh, did not expect ritual public sex to be my cause of death, but its not UNwelcome.
First thing you see after you zoom in is how you die
How you dying 👀
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Source video
Please reblog and share.
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13% of yall are either not attracted to men or have 0 taste
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"my name" starts with MN not PM, how silly of you Post Master Seymour.
Does the PM in PM seymor stand for Post master?
Like DM, Dungeon Master kinda way.
It stands for my name
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HE LOVES THE DICK SMASHER
original by @demopronouncedlikedaymoh
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i followed #puppies because I like random cute dog videos on my dash, i have since regreted this action.
Me in a random tag: weeeeee this is so fun!! I love looking at all the cool art and posts wow.
An 18+ untagged self insert reader fic that involves multiple kinks, is thousands of words long, and isn’t under a read more:
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I was gonna tag the-chuckster-oficial then i found out no one has that url, im very disappointed tumblr.
Trick or Yeet.
Yea, you’re getting hurled into the sun bozo
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Could a homosexual lend me, an asexual, a single use of the word flaming?
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Vietnamese soup gf give you a phojob
snail gf to give you a slowjob…
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i dont speak a lick of spanish but humor knows no such bounds
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ok this is just cheesy. do you not have anything cheddar? i remember when your content was actually gouda. i cant brie-leve this website sometimes.
CHEESE JUMPSCARE
AAAAHHHHH!!!!!
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Guys 2014 is in two months
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is it just me or does she look like the zootopia possum? (not an insult)
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2013 was like… sweater weather, chocolate, Pompeii, little lion man, Ho hey.. what happened to that
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