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so fucked up that spongebob squarepants is a children's show that can't feature alcohol because squidward would look right at home cuntily swirling a glass of red wine

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let’s settle this shit but do NOT reblog if you’re gonna be modest about it like a little BITCH. anyway privilege check tell me which ones apply to you: hot, funny, can dance, can do math, can spell, can drive, can cook

#All of them if i believe in myself enough

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🥺🥺🥺

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Maids, cleaners, janitors, and sanitation workers are all the most important people of civilization by far. Even 12 hours without them is VERY noticable and they simply need to be highly compensated for it

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i swallow my mom's diamond but she doesn't understand?? i'm dragonkin and she is literally starving me

oh no! i totally understand where youre coming from but maybe next time you could eat some cheaper gems? maybe like rhinestones? i know it wont compare to real gems, but it could be a cheaper way to satisfy your hunger! or even better, you could make rock candy! i know how hard it can be to have humans not understand your kintype, and i wish you the best of luck with your hoard! (◡‿◡✿)

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some of my favorite replies to this tweet. happy lesbian visibility week!

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why don’t they make posters like this anymore

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oh to be a kitty on a pink daybed

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Salman Toor, Pillow Fight, 2022 

Oil on linen, 24 x 30 in 

#love #I need to buy this.

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thing i never posted to tumblr #1

my animating skills are so good that dead dave's open wound is sucking back in all the blood lost to keep him alive so he can live on in my masterpiece.

this sucks so bad. give me credit for trying, at least.