lovelosescongrats

[lovelosescongrats]

i luv lesbian yaoi (butch4butch)

[lovelosescongrats]

“I’m the one that died,” the shadow says, after what feels like, and probably is, an eternity of just sort of glaring at him.

“We’re both dead, now.”

“Doesn’t matter,” she replies, turning away from him as much as a two-dimensional projection of a human form can, “It doesn’t matter, because you were alive then. And I was dead, and that meant– that meant that life was worth celebrating for everyone left. Life was worth celebrating for you, because – because they dragged you out of the ground still breathing.”

“Life is worth celebrating–“ “NOT WHEN YOU’RE DEAD!” she screeched, her form wavering for a second, “None of you mourned me! I had to sit there, and watch, as nobody – nobody noticed! And then when word finally broke, it was all – all jokes and cheer and – and. And. When people tell the legends of this, or whatever, you know how they’re gonna tell it? They’re gonna paint me as a bloody martyr. A herione. They’re gonna say I did this for you.”

“I mean–“

“Look at me,” the shadow reached out to cluch the shoulders of his own, shaking it violently and dragging him with the movement, “Do I look like the sort of person who goes around dying for people!?”

“N-no?”

“No,” she let him go, laughing, “No, I don’t!”

“Look,” he put his hands up placatingly, “The – um, the guy,” names, after all, were difficult in this place, “’Cause there was someone, one person, who mourned for you! And, yeah, he said he’d avenge you, right? He’d win in your name!”

“Great. Then it can be about him, too! Isn’t that great!” The shadow turned away from him, folding her arms. “It can be about you, and him, and your teammate, and his teammates, and your husband and your lover and everyone you’ve ever cared about! It can be about the two guys who got me killed last time too, if you like! It can be about anyone but me! Because that’s just – that’s just how it is!” she sighed, “Even, in the end, this conversation’s about you.” She turned her hand from side to side, fingers coalescing in and out of a dark blob, “I’m not even a real person. I’m just your shadow.”

“…I’m sorry.”

“You should be.”

#get his ass.

[lovelosescongrats]

the truth of xisuma’s hair is finally revealed

[lovelosescongrats]

the truth of xisuma’s hair is finally revealed

[lovelosescongrats]

Original tweet.

#except not they’re not girlies!

[lovelosescongrats]

Hermit Prank War: Round 3 Match 4

Boat Bomb (Season 8)

Prankster(s): Grian, ImpulseSV, PearlescentMoon Victim(s): TangoTek, BDoubleO100, Keralis

In an attempt to share the lag in the Boatem village with other areas of the server, the members of Boatem dispensed hundreds of boats onto a single block above the Big Eyes base. When Tango nudged the boats, they exploded outward and rained down upon the bay, completely covering the area in boats.

Filling Biffa's Bowl (Season 1)

Prankster(s): Joe Hills, Hypnotizd, GenerikB Victim(s): Biffa2001

Biffa was in the process of draining a large circle of ocean, an especially difficult feat in the days before sponges. Joe, Hypno, and GenerikB teamed up to create a layer of water source blocks at the surface, seemingly undoing all of Biffa's progress. Notably, Joe had not yet even met Biffa at the time of the prank, as this was one of his first acts as a member of Hermitcraft.

#despite never having watched season one the audacity of joe hills to show up and immediately wreck havoc is iconic enough

[lovelosescongrats]

I love them

#hyp to the NO

[lovelosescongrats]

EVERYONE GO WATCH JOE HILLS

#joe hills

[lovelosescongrats]

All ten MCC 33 teams!

#ethogirls i’m v happy for u :3 #mcc

[lovelosescongrats]

this is how scott will get etho to stream for MCC

#ethos set up doesn’t look like that. mister kleenex box. #but yes op ur correct

[lovelosescongrats]

everyone when they’re the boogey: no i’m not the boogey

etho whether he’s the boogey or not: ooOOooOO murder murder you look very murderable

#so he wants to murder!!! let him

[lovelosescongrats]

every life series script:

martyn: aha! i’m off to being an isolated loose cannon and poking my noses in everyone’s business yet not truly aligning with anyone! i am untrustworthy and i gaslight people!

ren, in his lore voice: martyn.

martyn: i 😊 am 😊 forfeiting 😊 all 😊 mortal 😊 possessions 😊 to 😊 a 😊 man 😊

#….slut! #treebark

[lovelosescongrats]

#begging on my knees come on pls vote for hong kong. pls.

[lovelosescongrats]

everyone say thank you menace and thank you baghera english updates

#woah i am such a dyke

[lovelosescongrats]

Did you ever just feel so lucky for knowing someone you met online? Like.. I was one click away from not following you. I was one second away from never even knowing of your existence.I would never have been this happy!!!...

#:33333 i love u all

[lovelosescongrats]

i've seen this with urls but not with icons, so...

#….i hang my head in shame

[lovelosescongrats]

i've seen this with urls but not with icons, so...

#that’s easy it’s third life cledubs :3