mobile games taught me that women are always freezing in cold houses
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You, a heroic paladin have successfully slain a fearsome dragon. But the dragon warns you that death is but a door, and dragons don’t die, they reincarnate. You paid it no mind….until your son was born with golden, slitted eyes.
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*touching his extremely defined six pack* who did this to you.....
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This is a nice sign to look at. 10/10 for composition.
he looks so confident
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According to a recent report published by the Aargauer Zeitung (h/t Golem.de), around three million smart toothbrushes have been infected by hackers and enslaved into botnets.
The most cyberpunk thing on your dash today.
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POINT AND LAUGH
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I wish gollum was a girl so I could defend his actions
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Mizu from Blue Eye Samurai 👹🎎🔥
Androginity peaked with her
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name them. now.
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has anybody seen my pet piece of paper. his name is walter he is very fragile but very adventurous. i should never have left the window open in my tenth story apartment
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just saw a single piece of paper drift past 50 feet in the air over buildings like a beautiful white bird
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