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LAID TO REST robert hall, 2009

#laid to rest #chromeskull #jesse cromeans

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recorded sighting of bigfoot mogus spotted in the wild

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occasional posts from users

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Would you participate in a threesome with your parents?

Yes, I've always fantasized about that

Yes, out of curiosity

Yes, but only for cash

Maybe, hehe

No (lying)

NO (I'm boring)

Get help.

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You’re Next (2011) dir. Adam Wingard

#you're next

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tumblr is great because no matter how many followers i get it doesn't stop me from being really fucking annoying. other places i will perhaps think before i post. Not here. not here

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writing is the most insane hobby it's like,

is it easy? no

is it fast? also no

but is it fun? well,

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Throwback to when I took painkillers and woke up with Photoshop open on my computer to this image I had made

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midwest transmasc t4t couple

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yeah baby i love BDSM

b - being

d - delivered

s - several

m - money

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The urge to bother my mutuals

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"how can you like this objectively bad thing!" because i have bad taste. move on.

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Death is temporary. I’ll love you forever. LISA FRANKENSTEIN (2024) dir. Zelda Williams

#lisa frankenstein

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how could i possibly fucking choose

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Tonight, you will be visited by three Piendish.

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Watching the way some men are having a Very Normal Reaction to the term "pavement princess" is hilarious to me. I saw one guy make a tiktok where he showed his truck said "see, I put OFROADER stickers in three places and I went in this gravel road! It's not a pavement princess!"

Pavement Princess is the name for a jacked up super truck, you know the ones, that really mostly only exist in suburban areas with custom paint jobs and the brightest LEDs you can buy on the market and pickup beds smaller than a Honda Acty. They're gas guzzling, road destroying, pedestrian killing, ego-boosting machines.

And yes, the Cybertruck is absolutely a Pavement Princess.

Like, damn, maybe we finally do have a slur for cishet white men.

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this couldn’t be said any better