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In honor of the Ides of March, my favorite Tiktok

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Sometimes you want to see silly little things in the silly little tag for you favorite silly little rarepair to forget about your silly little uni assignments and boom the first thing you see is someone complaining about the woke people against problematic ships, and then you have to waste like 20 minutes of research trying to figure out how that ship could possibly be problematic before deciding that somethings are better if they only stay spinning in your mind microwave

#i hope this one stay in the depths

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this morning when i woke up i had sleep paralysis so to pass the time i pretended that i was battling an invisible wizard who had cast an immobilising spell on me, and i focused on this wizard and thought at him "YOU HAVE NO POWER HERE" in a really loud mental voice, and as soon as i did that the paralysis went away like literally immediately

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This Friday's meme is: the perfect being

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most relatable episode of malcolm in the middle is when he stops being mean for a week and gets an ulcer

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"tumblr thinks this" "tumblr users act like that" the only thing all tumblr users do is look at posts.

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Izutsumi: Izutsumi

It is scientifically proven that Dungeon Meshi will cause one of the characters to manifest in your head and tell you how to improve your life. You either get:

Senshi: eat well, rest, nourish yourself

Chilchuck: labor rights, advocate for yourself, scrutinize everything

Marcille: take care of yourself, study necromancy, be a lesbian

Laios: respect everything, learn about the world around you, be autistic.

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for some reason i thought both of these were the same post and i sat for awhile trying to figure out which ice cream face was the weak bitch

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BURNT my FUCKING POPCORN JOY is a SHAM

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Look, we joke a lot, but really, "you were born evil, wretched, worse than the scum of the earth, and it took killing a god to make you salvageable, so now you'd better be grateful to that god and thank him 10,000 times a day for it and fill your thoughts with him 24/7 and abide by the letter of his every word, lest you suffer unimaginable torture for all of eternity" is a truly horrendous thing to believe about yourself and other people

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dungeon meshi but they end up in the back rooms, a cursed idea that was eating away at my brain

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Go say hi shes so sweet :3333

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I feel like some people need to apply the "Yes, and..." rule of improvisation more when posting

#have fun! #add to the conversation! #dont take things too seriously!

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I asked one of my (male) friends to stop using the phrase “man up” and he has been using “fortify” for the past two weeks instead and it’s just a little thing but honestly it makes a difference

and tbh it’s also pretty funny when I start to deflate in the library and he leans over and goes “FORTIFY”

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This is ✨IT✨

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