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that is called nightcore, have some respect for the troops

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SPACE HEATER: If you plug this in, it will kill you. It will burn your house down and kill you if you ever use this. Not for use. 

ME: (standing right in front of it so my shins feel warm) mmm. Worm

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All these kpop stans in our world rn and no one was gonna tell me Big Bang released a single back in spring? I had to find that out on a 4 am ADHD "I wonder what this band I was really fixated on back in middle and high school is doing now" search? Can't believe I've been let down like this

#am i outing myself as an elder kpop stan rn? #me in 8th grade listening to haru haru for the first time #wow even when i am no longer super into this genre anymore i will still care about these people huh #they may be down one member but its fine #dont let me forget to listen to the new song when i wake up

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bonding with friends over your favourite fictional little guys

#it us

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#Where I live there's always these little tiny purple flowers that grow in spring #And when I was little I would always pick like 5 to 10 of them to give to my gramma and my mom #And when I say tiny I mean TINY #but my grandma would put them in the tiniest little cup of water just to be like #omg they're so beautiful I put them in vase :) #And then she'd give me choccy milk so good times

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Mario and Bowser's rivalry after 30 years: Exists mostly just to uphold the status quo, instantly dissipates whenever the situation calls for it, Peach's kidnappings probably follow a very specific schedule and after every single one they all go out for coffee together. Luigi is unironically Junior's favorite babysitter.

Sonic and Eggman's rivalry after 30 years: If You So Much As Breathe In My Direction I Am Literally Going to Kill You With My Bare Hands

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☆— @bxtterflyluv ; ❝Hi, if it is okay, can I request for some laptop wallpapers with the size of 1920 х 1080 for Penny from sdv with flowers and hearts? Thank you.❞ —★

— Pardo 🐾

#Not made for me but !!! #Cute !!!

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watching a movie at home circa like, 2001 was like

put your TV on channel 2 so the VCR will work

open up the clamp shell case that held the VHS that has that satisfying crrlikkkkkk

put in the movie

gdi it has to be rewound

press STOP and then rewind because its so much faster that way

start the movie and it takes a few seconds for the movie to actually start cause you rewound to the VERY beginning

FBI will get you if you illegally distribute or exhibit this movie

and then. because you forgot that movies are always so much louder than TV

COMING SOON TO OWN ON VIDEO AND DVD

QUICK LOWER THE VOLUME LOWER THE VOLUME LOWER THE VOLUME OH FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Okay crisis averted.

although. these ads are kind of quiet. a little hard to hear.....

better turn up the volume...

THX

#Ok but I was genuinely afraid of the THX screens cause of how loud they were

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#Me #I'm Kerm

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I wish every clothing brand that makes really small "one size fits all" clothes a very merry fuck you

#one size fits all is already icky on its own #but then the size is like a extra small in disguise it's extra icky #cause if it's a one size thats bigger smaller people can still wear it and just have it be somewhat baggy #but smaller one sizes are only wearable by smaller people #just label your shit with an actual size #Like if your one size is a small just label it a small #If its a large label it as a large #OR OR OR label them as the measurements they fit!!! #I've seen brands already make that change and while it's still disappointing to see something not in my size #At least I know it's not gonna fit me #And I don't waste money as someone who fits in some one sizes but not all of them #I just recently bought some leg warmers that were one size fits all #And I figured it be fine because my calves are not that big? #Those shits barely fit my arms without being uncomfy #And my wrists are slightly less wide than a pack of oreo cakesters for comparison #ACTUALLY The holes for the leg warmers are slightly wider than a pack of oreo cakesters #The openings are about the same width as an S21FE laid flat- #Yes I'm just using things around me to measure without actually measuring-

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I was sad until I opened the Sims and made a dog called Chocolate Milk and I think you should look at him

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Genshin Impact Cosplay Collection pt 7 - Dragonspine Featuring Amber, Eula, Albedo, Sucrose and Rosaria! Amber, Eula, and Rosaria are the three with skin showing, and are available in multiple skin tones. More skin tones can be created on request! Some may recognize Amber from an earlier set! I’ve given her outfit a thorough rework for this collection to make some details a bit cleaner and more accurate. If you liked the previous version, it’s still available on this same creator code! Links below for all my other Genshin Impact ACNH Cosplays! Part 1 - Starter Characters Part 2 - Liyue Set Part 3 - Mondstadt Set Part 4 - Inazuma Set 1 Part 5 - Inazuma Set 2 Part 6 - Liyue Set 2 Jean and Barbara Summer Collaboration

MA-9480-6894-4976 ☃️ IG | ko-fi | Pinterest

#for later #Gonna be an albedo kinnie in ac now lets goo

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#is me

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So...you hyped for chocolate?

As an adult with adult money I just buy my Reeses eggs through the entirety of Spring so sadly no more hype for chocolate day

Also I work Sunday,,, That also,,, Makes it less hype 😔

#I work retail if that explains anything #I will 100% forget to tell people happy easter and get some angry grandmother passive aggressively #telling me happy easter FDGHXDF

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Today on tumblrs perfect timing:

#glad to know im not the only one getting a lot of these ads- #i was very confused and too afraid to ask