while you were studying girls i was kissing the blade
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Do remember everybody: if a president asks you to wear a mask during a pandemic, or forgives some college loans, the Supreme Court thinks that that’s a gross abuse of presidential power. Ordering the assassination of a political opponent? The Court isn’t sure whether that’s okay or not.
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Oh, you think you're safe now?
Nothing can deliver you from these paws!
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Magic is real but iron disperses it. The galaxy’s mages find what they thought impossible, advanced live on an iron cored world
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It makes me happy when they listen
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idc if it’s cringe or unrealistic i literally don’t. fanart where a bunch of characters are sleeping/cuddling in a big pile will always make me deliriously happy
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Excuse me while I sneeze 30 times in a row…
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i was cuddling with my boyfriend last night when his shoulder started tensing up (like he was readjusting or gently pushing me off) and when i asked him if he was okay or needed me to move or something he went “no you’re fine, i was just imagining myself pulling a large rope. i didn’t even realize my shoulder was doing that lmao” then refused to elaborate and i have never been as attracted to him as i was in that moment.
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*trips over our red string of fate*
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two sheep. standing still
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I cant believe this tweet is how I find out
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N getting a xtranscever contact from reshiram before they leave is so funny to me. Yup this big legendary dragon having a phone makes perfect sense to N
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Outfits based on Zekrom and Reshiram for some photo shoot Elesa convinced them
Also funny if it's dragon twin au because
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The brotherrrrrs
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