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do pigeons sometimes forget they can fly or what
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is there anything better than an ancient greek hedgehog figurine? i think not
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every day god puts me in a new universe to see if i notice.
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favorite kind of tweets that make me love people a little more
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Pet petting pet
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what’s the name for that species of joke where you mix and match true facts to make something twice as wrong as knowing nothing. if you bite it and you die it’s a stalagmite if it bites you and you die it’s a stalactite
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bUt I tHoUghT tHIs wAs aMeRiCa
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when i get mad i’m gonna start saying shit like “why i oughta” as i wind up my fist
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