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me when one of my girlmutuals posts about how they got a little coffee beverage or took a nice walk or started a book they've been meaning to read for a while or otherwise found meaning and joy in simple pleasures

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–I will never become dirty. I will always be clean and cute. Even when I die.

Happy Birthday Riruka Dokugamine! 🍩 [4.14]

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i want to share with you some of my favourite graffiti from Pompeii

“Weep, you girls. My penis has given you up. Now it penetrates men’s behinds. Goodbye, wondrous femininity!“ 

“Amplicatus, I know that Icarus is buggering you. Salvius wrote this.“ 

“We two dear men, friends forever, were here. If you want to know our names, they are Gaius and Aulus.“

“Floronius, privileged soldier of the 7th legion, was here. The women did not know of his presence. Only six women came to know, too few for such a stallion.“

“On April 19th, I made bread.“

“ I have buggered men.“

“If anyone does not believe in Venus, they should gaze at my girlfriend.“

“It took 640 paces to walk back and forth between here and there ten times.“

“Chie, I hope your hemorrhoids rub together so much that they hurt worse than when they every have before!“

“Epaphra is not good at ball games.”

“Two friends were here.  While they were, they had bad service in every way from a guy named Epaphroditus.  They threw him out and spent 105 and half sestertii most agreeably on whores.“

“Secundus likes to screw boys.“

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romance dawn trio

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I have been saving this since last year. Happy Earth Day everyone.

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me and the guys sitting on the floor and being oh so polite about it

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I may be traumatized but at least I’m a slut about it

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training buddies and their very competitive teachers

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"All this airbending stuff's STUPID easy!"

Zia then proceeds to do the most basic, scuffed "Korra-Style" airbending that you've ever seen. The fans only make it look slightly good.

#Maddly Started (Open)

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Not me calculating the approximate area of the Naruto setting to illustrate that you DEFINITELY should have other continents in that bitch

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Feminist forced to admit that unnecessarily sexualized anime woman with sword is still really fucking cool

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History Channel documentaries be like:

“Woof!!! I’m tired after a long day building the pyramids! Which I did….because I’m an ALIEN…”