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“Oh, you’re a monsterfucker? Do you consider yourself to be undesirable by human standards and want to find someone who is the same way so you can both choose to love each other anyways? 🤓”

I told you that I want a really really big werewolf to rearrange my guts what are you yapping about

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The longing

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I've been thinking and thinking, trying to pinpoint exactly what it was that got me into monster fucking/loving. Was it something I saw or heard, or did it just spring up all on its own? I've been racking my brain trying to figure it out. And then I realized it was this! This right here:

The garden scene from Dracula (1992)! This came out before I was even born! At the time, I didn't even know the terms 'monster fucker' or 'teratophillia' were even a thing, but I swear, the first time I saw this, I was like, "I gotta have me some of that!"

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A Monster Fucker's Guide to Vampires

Level 1

Other than the fangs and pale skin, they could be easily mistaken for human. A safe, respectable, acceptable choice.

Level 2

Now these guys really get into the vampire aesthetic. Victorian/Edwardian era clothing, goblets of blood, sleeping in coffins, etc...

Level 3

A little more inhuman, a little cooler looking, a little less conventionally desirable.

Level 4

This is where true monster fuckers begin to become interested, and my personal favs. Also very furry friendly.

Level 5

A departure from classic vampire lore and myth, weird, scary, questionable fuckability depending on how brave you are.

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Monster under the beds are checking bookshelves now before they act so they don’t get more than what they bargained for

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Ashley Baxter

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cock warming a vampire but their skin is always cool to the touch. Imagine the temperature play potentials of their cold dick inside of you.

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1791 was the year it happened. I was 24, younger than you are now. But times were different then, I was a man at that age: the master of a large plantation just south of New Orleans. I had lost my wife in childbirth, and she and the infant had been buried less than half a year. I would have been happy to join them. I couldn’t bear the pain of their loss. I longed to be released from it. I wanted to lose it all… my wealth, my estate, my sanity. Most of all, I longed for death. I know that now. I invited it. A release from the pain of living. My invitation was open to anyone. To the whore at my side. But it was a vampire that accepted it.

Interview with the Vampire (1994) dir. Neil Jordan

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Did I forget to put in this one little detail that your minotaur husband has a mushroom head cock?

Him having to stretch you out whenever he goes in or out is absolutely deliciously excruciating, whenever he cums inside you, he just scoops it all out accidentally using his mushroom head, but isn't that just an amazing excuse?

I suppose He just has to fill you up again..

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“vampires wouldn’t want to have sex with their prey because humans are just like soup and a sandwich to them” INCORRECT vampires are little fucking freaks there’s no telling what they’ll do with their human juice box of the month

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having an ancient vampire develop a psychosexual obsession for me after repressing any feelings of love for centuries would fix me i think

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[image id: a set of three, cartoon orange tentacles on a white background. there is text on top of and underneath the tentacles, which reads, "if youre cold, theyre cold / put them in your holes" /end ID]

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I bet goblins would be delicious; they could go for hours and just so disgusting

#monster fucking #goblin fucking #monster smut

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wolfskulljack

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