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“Don’t look! It makes their dick bigger!” ( esmerelda to ariel )
SHIT  I  HEARD  AT  COLLEGE      /            ariel    &    esmerelda
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                             instinctively ,   she covered her eyes to avoid looking at all.        she  couldn’t  look  if  she  couldn’t  see !        although ,   she  was  ever  the     curious  person      &.    slowly  removed  her  hands  to  turn  her  attention   QUICKLY   to  esmerelda.                         ❛      wh  -  what  am  i     not     looking  at ?             i’m  so  confused !             i  know  i  shouldn’t  look  but  can  i  look  at  the  ground  so  i  don’t  walk  into  anything ?      ❜                         eyes  wide  with  panic  as  she     ducks  her  head     to  make  her  focus  on  the  ground  below  her  feet.                         ❛      i  don’t  think  this  is  gonna  help  me  either.        i  don’t  want  to  make  their  dicks     bigger  !        i’m  so  stressed.      ❜
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“She threw my fucking pillow off of the balcony!” ( lucien to flynn )
SHIT  I  HEARD  IN  COLLEGE      /            flynn    &    lucien
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                              he  was  trying  to  be  a  good  student    &.    do  his  homework.        keyword   :     trying .        when  his  door  flung  open    &.    all  he  heard  was  the     ever  familiar     voice  of  his  boyfriend ,   he  knew  that  he  would  have  to  pay  attention.        with  a  quiet  sigh ,   flynn  turned  around  at  his  desk  to  listen  to  what  lucien  had  to  say.                         ❛      what     did  you  do     to  make  her  upset ?        she  doesn’t  just  throw  your  pillow  off  of  the  balcony  for     no  reason  ,      ❜                         he  said ,   an  eyebrow   lifting  up  in  question.        as  the  words  were  sinking  in  he  realized  that  may  have       made  a  mistake.        this  was   MERIDA   he  was  talking  about.        she  didn’t  really  need  any  reason  to  do  anything.                         ❛      okay ,   she     would     throw  your  pillow  off  of  the  balcony  for  no  reason  but  did  you  do  anything  to  make  her   think  of  that ?      ❜
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magiclveind-blog · 6 years
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“Did you just say ‘hey Sophie’ to not include me? ‘Cause, guess what, bitch, I’m still here.” ( mama imelda for miguel )
SHIT  I  HEARD  AT  COLLEGE      /            miguel    &   imelda
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                               ❛      mamá  imelda !        i  never  meant  to  try    &.    exclude  you.        i  was  just  going  to  say  hello  to  you.        oh  dios  mío ,   mamá  imelda ,  i  don’t  think  i  could     forget  you     even  if  i  tried.        &.    watch  your  language ,     i  am  a  child !      ❜
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“I can’t be the only person who says ‘meatballs and spaghetti’.” ( hector to miguel )
SHIT  I  HEARD  AT  COLLEGE      /            miguel    &    héctor
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                              he  could  handle  just  about  anything  now.        he  found  out  that  his  great  -  great  grandpa  was     not  de  la  cruz     but  in  fact  héctor  rivera  who  also  happened  to  be  his  music  professor !        not  only  was  his  great  -  great  grandpa  here  but  his  great  -  great  grandmother  imelda !           it  was  an  expected  family  reunion.           having  both  your  great  -  great  grandmother    &.    grandpa  here  was     kind  of  weird     but  nice  because  you  got  to  know  them.        the  one  thing  that   KIND  OF   got  on  his  nerves  was  that  they  took  on  the  roles  of  mother    &.    father  to  him.        it  got  quite  annoying  after  a  little  bit  of     smothering.                         ❛      papá  héctor ,   i’ve     never  heard     someone  else  say   ‘ meatballs    &.    spaghetti ’ ,   only    ‘ spaghetti    &.    meatballs ’.        i  could  be  wrong  but  i  don’t  think  so ,   it’s  just  you.        lo  siento.      ❜
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magiclveind-blog · 6 years
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“It was optional, don’t make me feel bad for skipping class.” ( aurora for maleficent )
SHIT  I  HEARD  AT  COLLEGE      /            maleficent    &    aurora
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                              an  eyebrow  raised  as  her  head  tilted  up.        what  did  she  just  hear ?        aurora   SKIPPED   class ?        what  class  was  it  for ?        was  it  really  optional ?        these  are  questions  that  entered  maleficent’s  mind  as  she     crossed  her  arms     over  her  chest ,   staring  down  at  her  daughter.        she  knew  that  education  was     important     for  aurora.        just  because  a  class  said  that  it  was       optional ,        does  it  really  mean  that  you   SHOULD   skip  it.                         ❛      i’m  looking  out  for  your  future ,   aurora ,   like  any     good  mom     should  be.      ❜
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“Are you physically running away from the situation?” ( mary to merida )
SHIT  I  HEARD  AT  COLLEGE      /            merida   &   mary
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                              frozen.        she  stopped  at  the  door  to  their  dorm    &.    turned  slowly  to  face  mary.      merida  was  at  a     stand  -  still     as  she  stared  at  mary ,  her  hand  still  on  the  door  handle.                         ❛      uh      …      no ?      ❜                         but  there  she  was  in  her  running  shoes ,   shorts ,   an  old  t - shirt ,    &.    a  sports  bra.        &.    no ,   she  didn’t  go  put  on  this  outfit  after  mary  said  that  she  was  going  to  be  heading  back  to  england  for  a  while.        that’d  be  just   RIDICULOUS.                         ❛      just    …    heading  out  for  my  1:03  jog ,   which  is     normal .      ❜
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※ SHIT I HEARD AT COLLEGE ※
a thrilling saga of shit i’ve heard at college; these are all from my first semester of sophomore year. feel free to change names/pronouns/etc.! more ‘shit i heard/said’ starters!
“The porn industry is moving swimmingly.”
“We all need men. Go find them.”
“It’s not an opera, bitches, it’s a flight.”
“Don’t look! It makes their dick bigger!”
“I have my own place and I can light as many candles as I want.”
“I’m not a librarian, sir.”
“How’s your sack lunch, bitch?”
“Stab me in the ass and turn me into Kim Kardashian.”
“I stayed up another hour just to cry.”
“I just got a nude and I don’t know how to feel about it.”
“I’m gonna go stab my eyes out now.”
“We get it. You have a big truck and a small penis.”
“It’s an epidemic, Karter!”
“There’s no cups, so I’m using a bowl. To drink apple juice.”
“Fuck y’all, I’m eating Fruit Loops!”
“I don’t know my superhero name, but here I am with my can of Lysol and my plastic fork.”
“Your list of things to do includes making the best 2000s playlist of all time and fighting me at Cheesecake Factory.”
“This is borderline human abuse.”
“How do you feel about fluorescent lighting?”
“I’m sorry, I’m on a college budget, I’ll give you two nickels and a paper clip.”
“We couldn’t say hell, because… Catholic school problems.”
“I don’t want them to call me and be like, ‘we’re about to drill into your face!’”
“Ugh, yes, the hot TA, what club are you in?”
“My rat bastard dad? What about him?”
“I have an idea that I’m positive no other human has ever had: butter flavored ice cream.”
“I hate myself, but I’m funny, so…”
“This man loves puppies and he is not afraid to say it.”
“There’s just something about stale food that I really like.”
“I like how we’re watching our upcoming death on TV.”
“When I get wasted, I want to fight. It’s a problem.”
“My boyfriend got really drunk and started drinking nectar out of the hummingbird feeder.”
“He currently has a child.”
“That’s a good way of getting rid of a baby.”
“He can’t look at his dead parents or his alive children.”
“I can’t focus on reading, ‘cause I just wanna watch Drake and Josh.”
“My roommate loves manifestos. Especially the Communist Manifesto.”
“Have you studied his naked body or something?”
“Okay, we got our Greek tragic playwrights: there’s Sophocles… there’s Euripides… uh… Isosceles?”
“We’re so stupid we click things that say ‘click here for here’.”
“So there were just 95 loose pigs.”
“This is called shaming.”
“I can’t be the only person who says ‘meatballs and spaghetti’.”
“What could go wrong? …oh, shit, I’m on fire.”
“Don’t call Kourtney unless you wanna suck dick tonight.”
“There’s no one around. He’s talking to his dick.”
“Just ‘cause it’s Greek doesn’t mean it’s sophisticated.”
“I hate myself, but I hate her more.”
“I don’t know anything about it, but it has bread in the name, so I want to try it.”
“Just… don’t breathe this class.”
“Megan: secret crop top wearer.”
“I’m embracing my aesthetic while you’re embracing… Jon Hamm’s face.”
“What are we doing tonight besides homework? …and bread?”
“I’m witnessing a breakup right here in the Starbucks line.”
“I nominate Gushers as a snack suggestion, but, like, a lot of them. All of them.”
“I have a strong immune system.”
“I was so worked up about the bolo ties.”
“Also, I was wine drunk, so…”
“Does she hit him? I hope she hits him.”
“Only Matthew McConaughey drives Lincolns.”
“Oh, yeah, I’m totally a Republican… Pence is daddy…”
“After that… is the exact same thing… from a different angle.”
“All my life, I’ve been striving to be better than Kidz Bop.”
“Is ‘slaveitude’ a word?”
“Ted Bundy was attractive. People knew him.”
“I feel like whoever’s in charge of the Reese’s company is really high right now. Like, putting Reese’s inside of Reese’s.”
“One beer bottle on campus might be a problem, but if there’s 8, they’re props.”
“With elevators, it’s not claustrophobia. It’s that I don’t trust the government.”
“Headphones: in. World: out. Notes font: ugly.”
“You know that’s a felony, right?”
“That’s a… fourth or fifth impression kind of story.”
“That means she definitely fucked a member of Kiss.”
“I feel free, but also ugly.”
“This is my unassigned assigned seat, and if any of you take it, I will fight you.”
“I went to the Home Depot, bought a bunch of lights, put them up in the air, and said ‘this is art’.”
“Because I was a full New Yorker, I just kept walking.”
“We almost died, but our last meal would’ve been free, so…”
“What’s a funeral like in 2017? GIFs and memes.”
“I would like to thank not only God but also Tinder.”
“I sat through a 40 minute argument about how Justin Bieber started the Cold War.”
“I’m just walking down the hallway, thinking about ways to throw myself down the stairs and make it look like an accident.”
“Now, if it was Kidz Bop, I’d go see it.”
“Don’t name your kid Ethelwold.”
“Shoulders, chest, pants, shoes: a vision for America.”
“My dad’s not getting dick from anyone.”
“I’m a shady beach and y’all are my shady beaches.”
“Oh, no, don’t write that down…”
“At Chipotle, God himself picked those avocados and put them in the guacamole.”
“It should be a holiday: Ohio awareness day.”
“We should go to a nice place. A formal place. California Pizza Kitchen.”
“What do you do in geology lab? Dissect rocks?”
“What great weather for a mental breakdown.”
“He’s not computer generated; he’s actually that large.”
“I’ve done some soul searching and I think that ranch dressing is my favorite food.”
“I almost said his birthday was in 1926. It’s like, we got a little bit of an age gap.”
“Are you physically running away from the situation?”
“I will personally call Papa John to tell him that he’s the reason my life isn’t going right.”
“I can’t wait for middle-aged sex now.”
“I should’ve known, there aren’t two eclipses in a year!”
“I walked around with a bear taser for a year and a half.”
“I found out that the guy I have a restraining order against has been peeing on my car for two years.”
“He fought the devil in jeans and no shirt.”
“She threw my fucking pillow off of the balcony!”
“Tickets are for something fun. Paying the check is not fun.”
“It’s Halloween, calories don’t count on holidays.”
“Well, you know how I said we met in philosophy class? Well… Elise doesn’t take philosophy class.”
“You got it wrong. You said 56 point 2. The answer was 56 point 2.”
“Do I want that horrible sock tan line the I had for five years back? Yeah, I do.”
“I got drunk, threw up, got high, and came here.”
“It’s Titanic blue. I’m the Heart of the Ocean, bitch.”
“The only rat bastard in our lives is Russ.”
“The beats are so good, but the words are such trash.”
“I had to fight someone in the elevator yesterday.
“…I’ve awakened the Demigorgon.”
“We solved the great hiccup epidemic of 2017.”
“Watch out, Kansas, I’m coming for you.”
“Do not associate my birthday with math terms.”
“That’s some Hunger Games type shit.”
“Fuck y’all, I hope you trip and die.”
“I’m very confused and also cold: an American tale. A five part miniseries, this fall on HBO.”
“I am Mrs. Grey! Bring me the kink!”
“I really wanna make a shirt that’s all Comic Sans.”
“I was thinking about Panera’s mac and cheese in a bread bowl, and I started crying.”
“We’re gonna steal your WiFi, but it’s okay, because Panhellenic love.”
“I have confidence that you’re not gonna get pregnant within those two hours.”
“See if this card works. I mean, it should work, but, like…”
“I think my favorite part was slowly dying.”
“All they serve is chicken salad, so you really have to like chicken salad.”
“I have three papers and a test this week, I don’t have time for feelings to resurface.”
“I’m living a life. Not my best one.”
“When you write a report on a book you’ve never read.”
“Don’t tell me what to wear when you wear Crocs to the bar.”
“I have listened to literally nothing but Hallelujah and My Heart Will Go On all day today.”
“Oh my god, Elise, you fucking bitch, get your shit together, and write your paper.”
You know what I’m really devastated about? I’m all out of Fruit Roll-ups.”
“We’re gonna be teachers. We have school forever.”
“I don’t want your sympathy, I want your anger.”
“Clowns… doorknobs… the color yellow… ducks… I’m quoting Victorious…”
“Did you just say ‘hey Sophie’ to not include me? ‘Cause, guess what, bitch, I’m still here.”
“I live here, I know when we have salad!”
“I think Satan’s middle name is cumulative.”
“I will put up with my moose husband for however long I need.”
“I’ve literally been down here for an hour and a half waiting for these nonexistent cookies.”
“I’m keeping a detailed list of Elise’s hickeys.”
“I’m an adult, I say as I eat my Fruit Roll-up.”
“Oh, my practicum grade is in! Let’s see… 36.”
“SOS, I’m in bed and it’s so comfy, but I need to get up to study, what do I do?”
“Get up. Only a few more days until we can sleep all we want.”
“So you’re admitting you live in the woods.”
“I don’t know if it’s finals stress or if this is actually the cutest thing I’ve ever seen, but I’m crying.”
“It was optional, don’t make me feel bad for skipping class.”
“I’ve heard that, if enough people fail, they’ll have to curve it.”
“How do you even study for this?”
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✰ * º ❛   buzzfeed unsolved sentence starters  ( pt. five )   ❜
          (   part of the youtube starter series   )
‘  spoiler alert: it’s probably aliens.  ’ ‘  bad idea.  ’ ‘  i’m considering him a suspect.  ’ ‘  i’m considering him a suspect. her son’s feeding her sedatives. yeah, he was like, ‘go on mother, eat these pills.’  ’ ‘  you just made this go so much more dark than it needed to be.  ’ ‘  well, i just don’t trust this boy.  ’ ‘  yeah, have some pills, smoke this cigarette. goodnight.  ’ ‘  this is a very irresponsible landlady. if your tenant’s apartments smell like smoke, maybe check in on ‘em.  ’ ‘  if your tenant’s apartments smell like smoke, maybe check in on ‘em.  ’ ‘  this is gonna get a little morbid, but who’s to say that a burning body doesn’t small like barbecue?  ’ ‘  no, of course it doesn’t make sense, it’s weird!  ’ ‘  has any skull shrunk at any other point in history?  ’ ‘  now you’re acting like a detective and not like a jackass.  ’ ‘  you don’t think it’s weird that all of her was gone except for a skull, parts of the spine, and a fucking foot that was still completely intact like nothing happened?  ’ ‘  i bet if george clooney was on the tonight show and you set him on fire, one of his feet would burn, and the other one would probably still be planted there on the floor in a very nice shoe. clooney’s flammable.  ’ ‘  clooney is probably flammable, you’re probably right.  ’ ‘  so, a fire that was too hot for firemen did not damage her apartment?  ’ ‘  too much fire here. what do i look like, a fireman?  ’ ‘  soot and a foot. that’s all they got, huh? soot, foot, and a cup skull.  ’ ‘  that’s a bizarro version of a dr. seuss book right there.  ’ ‘  the foot did not catch on fire… one of ‘em anyway. that other one? phew. donezo.  ’ ‘  the first theory… is ridiculous. i’m just gonna say that right now, it’s ridiculous.  ’ ‘  i don’t trust anyone who says, ‘it seen it happen.’ that sounds like a country bumpkin if i’ve ever heard one.  ’ ‘  it seen it! i seen it with my own two eyes!  ’ ‘  i seen it happen while i was playing my banjo!  ’ ‘  yeah– well, okay… keep going.  ’ ‘  can you imagine just being out, having a good night with your pals, drinkin’? and you know, toward the end of the night when you’re like, ‘yeah, what a fun night this has been,’ can you imagine just exploding? just catching on fire. all your pals would be like, ‘huh?’ not a good night. for him or his friends.  ’ ‘  is it very european to burst into flames?  ’ ‘  put that pen down. you look like a jackass.  ’ ‘  a lot of people explodin’ in europe. something you might wanna look into. this runs deep.  ’ ‘  when i think spontaneous combustion, i think, like, ‘bam!’ like a popped balloon, just shards of person just exploding.  ’ ‘  that asshole in fantastic four? what do you have against him?  ’ ‘  if my clothes are on fire i’ll do a little dance to try and get ‘em out, stop, drop, and roll, what have ya.  ’ ‘  maybe she just passed out or died or something.  ’ ‘  i’ve never had a doctor speak to me like that. i would love it if i showed up and a doctor just started unraveling strange little tales.  ’ ‘  the answer could lie with extraterrestrial origin.  ’ ‘  what if aliens just get drunk and fly around the universe and shrink people’s skulls and turn them into little piles of ash?  ’ ‘  i can see how aliens would be involved in kind of like shenanigans and be hooligans.  ’ ‘  i don’t even smoke, but i would love to have one last cig before i go.  ’ ‘  this is a weird case! this is just sinking in! what are we doing here?!  ’ ‘  what if we’re just lab rats to these aliens?  ’ ‘  they’re gonna shrink her into a little tiny titty.  ’ ‘  no… no. what’s the matter with you?  ’ ‘  if you used voodoo for evil, you would kill me!? you would murder me?!  ’ ‘  it’s a hypothetical, i wasn’t thinking of doing that.  ’ ‘  sometimes we argue, but i don’t want to murder you.  ’ ‘  i never said i wanted to murder you!  ’ ‘  you wanna kill me!  ’ ‘  this is a hypothetical situation!  ’ ‘  alright, yeah, no. continue to tell me about it now that i know you want me dead.  ’ ‘  i think you might intellectualize too much.  ’ ‘  so this is kind of a night out… with spirits.  ’ ‘  wha– you look so scared already.  ’ ‘  i do find that more compelling than any of the other dumb ‘evidence’ you’ve dug up.  ’ ‘  any time i can get you to do that shrug, it means i make a great point. it’s a great point. it makes me heart warm.  ’ ‘  i’m gonna buy you one of those haunted dolls for christmas.  ’ ‘  put away your fear and just focus on what you feel.  ’ ‘  i’m bad at feeling. i really wanna believe in something outside the norms of, you know, physics.  ’ ‘  i took an improv comedy class once because… well, i’m a white guy.  ’ ‘  so, the takeaway here is… every little sound is a ghost?  ’ ‘  the takeaway here is that sounds that don’t belong in that environment may or may not be ghosts.  ’ ‘  my jacket just moved in a way that it felt like somebody touched me on the shoulder and i think if you had felt it, you would scream.  ’ ‘  wait, what? that was never part of the bargain.  ’ ‘  a lot of times i just do these because i know you’ll hate it.  ’ ‘  i feel like i’m gonna fucking cry.  ’ ‘  i don’t wanna talk about it. i wanna leave.  ’ ‘  i think you need to learn how to shut the hell up.  ’ ‘  i think you need to learn how to shut the fuck up… i stepped it up with the bigger curse word there.  ’ ‘  i’m not even trying to be a jerk about this, i’m just getting tired of you asking me if i get scared about things i don’t believe in.  ’ ‘  it’s like asking me if i’m concerned that, when i fall asleep, the moon turns around and winks at me with a big, evil face and has a boner or something.   ’ ‘  tell me what’s more probable: the moon having a boner or a ghost being real.  ’ ‘  the dark side of the moon just has a giant, dusty boner. that’s about as real as ghosts.  ’ ‘  now we’re heading into the belly of the beast.  ’ ‘  i’m excited. this is maybe he only time i believe in what you’re talking about.   ’ ‘  bigfoot’s meat and bone.  ’ ‘  no, that’s dumb. it’s not supernatural, it’s natural.  ’ ‘  this is the heaviest sandwich i’ve ever embraced.  ’ ‘  my organ’s are starting to shut down. i’ll be dead in five minutes. i think i might need to go to the hospital.  ’ ‘  could you imagine being the guy who coined the phrase ‘bigfoot’?  ’ ‘  ain’t that like a couple of funny brothers… destroying their father’s legacy.  ’ ‘  don’t make bigfoot believe in your little ghostly energies bigfoot is meat and bone.  ’ ‘  i don’t think that’s how bigfoot rolls.  ’ ‘  the vest is gonna make me look more festive… and i won’t get shot, so there’s that. that’s an added bonus. having fun getting shot. i’m not gonna help you.  ’ ‘  having fun getting shot. i’m not gonna help you.  ’ ‘  you honestly think we’re going to encounter a sasquatch, the sasquatch is going to attack you and your life is going to be saved because you’re wearing a helmet? it’s gonna bring a rock down upon your head, we’re gonna get it on film, and we’re gonna say, ‘thank god you had your helmet on your head.’  ’ ‘  i think we’re ready to rock and roll, man.  ’ ‘  you look like an idiot.  ’ ‘  if i see people taller than me i get concerned about them because i think they’re gonna die young.  ’ ‘  i wasn’t fat-shaming bigfoot. i was just mentioning that this is a creature of enormous strength.  ’ ‘  his name is cedric. he struck me as a cedric when i first saw him after i destroyed his apartment.  ’ ‘  well, if it’s any consolation, you look like an idiot.  ’ ‘  i think it’s time for a little beer break.  ’ ‘  if a bigfoot actually walked out right now, this would be the greatest thing ever captured on camera, if we lured out a bigfoot with a beer.  ’ ‘  they said that… i agree, but they meant it more, so hit them!  ’ ‘  nah. this guys inhaling too many… cat… shit… fumes.  ’ ‘  yeah, this is all jolly right now, but can you imagine what this is gonna be like at night?  ’ ‘  it is a very old piece of footage, but so is… die hard. still good.  ’ ‘  i’m saying just ‘cause something’s good doesn’t mean it’s bad, or–  ’ ‘  that’s a completely different train of thought. what the fuck is going on here?  ’ ‘  (wheezing and laughing) it’s been a long day.  ’ ‘  now you look like a man i would never talk to under any circumstance.  ’ ‘  don’t judge a book by it’s cover? it’s a hell of a cover. this place is beautiful!  ’ ‘  i don’t wanna kill the vibe, but we could just turn the lights on, it’s a hotel.  ’ ‘  holy shit! it’s a jacuzzi tub!  ’ ‘  this is the best place we’ve ever ghostbusted.  ’ ‘  like a ghost sitcom? sign me up!  ’ ‘  well, he can go to hell. ��’ ‘  oof. i don’t even wanna talk about that evening.  ’ ‘  i stole this off the woman who died in the titanic!  ’ ‘  …shadows do tend to follow you, though. that’s sort of how they work.  ’ ‘  you gotta fuckin’ calm down, man!  ’ ‘  ghost 101. week one, knock books off shelf. week two, uhh, hold a candlestick in the middle of a hallway. week three… sheets.  ’ ‘  this is one of the best days of my life.  ’ ‘  i freaked out because i thought something flew in front of me, but come to think of it, it could’ve been the reflection of my light turning off.  ’ ‘  you know, a ghost has probably whispered point blank in your ear, but you’ve probably never heard it because you were too busy going, ‘ugh ugh okay, oh, what did i do? oh, what did i do? i always get myself into these things ooo.’  ’ ‘  are we doing more of this or can i use the jacuzzi hot tub that we’ve been blessed with?  ’ ‘  are we gonna spend the night here and not use the jacuzzi?  ’ ‘  the jacuzzi jets don’t work… we’re just two guys sitting in a tub.  ’ ‘  yeah… it’s daft punk. the dj’s daft punk came into our suite at night and gave me a little diddy, that’s what happened.  ’ ‘  it’s not haunted. i know it’s not haunted. it’s not haunted.  ’ ‘  you’re like a stupid string puppet that i can just bring along with me and i can pull it when i wanna hear something dumb.  ’ ‘  no– they’re. no. no. nope.   ’ ‘  the ball also stopped at the ‘i love pot’ graffiti, so maybe this ghost just loves to blaze it.  ’ ‘  wha– what are ya doin’?  ’ ‘  look it up. it’s a thing on the internet.  ’ ‘  who are you pointing to?  ’ ‘  i bet i could squeeze an apple till it exploded.  ’ ‘  you hear that in the distance? it’s the excuse train coming.  ’ ‘  great. that’ll be good. i’m gonna snap that.  ’
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               flynn was a good kid when he was younger. they both knew it, even if he wanted to deny it. there’s a moment in her head where time seems to stand still. never did she think she would end up here, yelling at flynn. never did she think she would feel this angry because she was generally pretty forgiving. she closes her eyes, pressing her hands to her eyes. she’s frustrated, she’s tired. was she not enough? had she not been enough for him? she just didn’t understand what caused him to stray. with her eyes still closed, she tugs her fingers through her hair. she knows that if she opens her eyes, there’s going to be tears in them. she’s hurting. maybe she should have listened to him all those months ago, maybe he was the monster he claimed to be. good luck to lucien; maybe he could tame the beast that rapunzel couldn’t. hands shift to card through her hair again before she’s looking at him. he’s farther away from her, both a physical and metaphorical representation of the space that seemingly had grown between them. at his question, she almost wants to laugh. does she feel better after her little outburst? will her angry words suddenly make everything better,       “ no, not particularly. ”       she answers. there’s a slight shake of her head and a deep sigh,       “ you can go if you want. i don’t really know what else to add here. ”       but, she wasn’t going to apologize for what she had said. rapunzel would not feel guilty for her words, not this time.  
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                    ❛  i never meant to hurt you ,  that wasn’t the point of this.  i mean ,  i knew i WOULD hurt you ,  but i  ---  i guess i was SELFISH.  hoping ,  praying even ,  that everything would work out in the end ?   a stupid thing to think of but    .  .  .  ❜        he trailed off ,  noticing the hint of blood that had enveloped his mouth from chewing his lip open.  he didn’t even KNOW that he was chewing on his lip.  nervous habit ,  maybe ?   his lips turned down into a frown.  was it bad that he wanted to pull her into a hug ???   for some sort of an apology ?   that didn’t seem like the best thing to do.  not now.  she needed to be angry    ------    she DID deserve it.  he not only ruined his relationship with her ,  he ruined lucien’s relationship with merida.  he never really got to know merida but she was a decent girl.  damn that wish that mary made.  sometimes ,  he wished that she never made it then he wouldn’t be in this situation.  he wouldn’t be with lucien  &  everything would be NORMAL.  he let out a shaky breath  &  looked at rapunzel ,  guilt filling his eyes.        ❛  i am SO SORRY ,  rapunzel.  i know you don’t want it  &  i know that you don’t CARE for it right now ,  but just know that i am.  i’m sorry that i kept this going on for so long.  i’m sorry that i didn’t tell you sooner.  i WANTED to ,  but i was selfish.  i wanted to have both you  &  lucien.  i understand that now i couldn’t  ---  no matter how hard i wished that could happen.  just know that i’ll always love you  &  that you’ll always have a spot in my heart.  there’s not a day that goes by that i wish that i could’ve told you sooner.  ❜        flynn closed the space between them with two easy steps  &  hugged her tightly.  it lasted a SECOND but he was glad that he did it.  he stepped back again  &  offered her a small smile.        ❛  i’ll see you around ,  rapunzel.  hope you have a pleasant life.  ❜
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                “ i’m no longer hurt and sad, dear. i’m mad. i’m angry. angry that you took such a wonderful personality, a wonderful boy, and you threw him away to become this monster. and you don’t get to agree with me, you don’t get my pity this time. if you know you’re such a monster, then damn it, flynn, do something about it. ”
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                    a wonderful boy ?   ha.  that’s hilarious.  WHEN was he a wonderful boy ?    ( actually when he was younger ,  he was !!!   he was kind ,  caring ,  COMPASSIONATE even.  always making sure that the younger ones were well -- taken care of despite of the treatment they received from not -- so -- good caretakers. )    with a quick glance away from rapunzel to gather his thoughts ,  he shuffles a bit mentally coming up with a way to LEAVE.  his eyes land back on hers  &  he takes a few steps back.  he knew he hurt her ,  knew he fucked up their relationship from the moment he wanted to continue the relationship he had with lucien.  he wanted to keep up the charade as long as possible.  apologizing wouldn’t be accepted now.  there was nothing he could do to make this OKAY.      ❛   ------    feel better ?   ❜
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’ i’m so mad that i don’t know what to do. ’
RENT LYRICS SENTENCE STARTERS.
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                    an upper lip got caught between teeth.  he didn’t how to respond to that.  he continued to stare at her ,  trying to come up with SOMETHING    ——    anything.  his hand glides through his hair as he glances down for a brief second.        ❛   i ,  uh    ——   ❜        his tongue darts out to wet his lower lip.        ❛   ‘m sorry.  is there anything i can do ?   ❜        he didn’t know WHAT caused rapunzel to get angry but he knew that whatever it was ,  it HAD to be rather big.
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’ so be kind and don’t lose your mind, just remember that i’m your baby. ’ ( lucien / brightlucien )
RENT LYRICS SENTENCE STARTERS.
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                   a scoff slips into the air as he sits up on the bed.  looking back over his shoulder at lucien ,  his eyebrow raises.        ❛   i’m ALWAYS kind ,  some people just aren’t kind to me first.   ❜       he leans over to the bedside table  &  checks his phone.  he only had twenty minutes before his biology test.  eyes grow wide as he quickly stands up ,  desperately looking around his room for the shirt he discarded earlier.  SHIT !!!   where did it go ?        ❛   i won’t lose my mind about people STARING at you again ,  i promise.  but i will lose my mind if i don’t make it to my test in the next twenty minutes.   ❜       flynn grabs his shirt near the bed  &  pulls it on ,  frantically buttoning it up.  he notices that he skipped a few but honestly he could care less right now.  slipping his phone into his jean pocket ,  he walks over to lucien’s side  &  bends down to him.        ❛   i know you’re mine  &  i’m yours.   ❜       he places a quick kiss on lucien’s lips before turning  &  heading to the door.  slipping his converse on ,  flynn looks back at lucien ,  a smile appearing.        ❛   see you later ?   we can meet up  &  get coffee if you want.  okay ,  i really gotta go now !   ❜       he flings open the door  &  rushes out of it ,  pulling it shut behind him.        ❛   love you !   ❜       he calls back as he runs down the hall.
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                     ❛    an affair ?   seems dirty.   even for you.    ❜          it’s not like he cares ; flynn can do what he wants & if that means conducting some SECRET LOVE AFFAIR behind his girlfriend’s back then nick’ll be the last person to stop him.   he only didn’t so much expect it from flynn.   he can’t say the same for LUCIEN ,  though.   he may not care about people’s lives so much but he does know about a lot of them.  & you can’t be attending walt academy & NOT know the name lucien sergeant.   charming french pretty boy ?  ——  well he is blond so nick supposes he fits flynn’s type.   the only thing left to question is something simple.          ❛    i thought you weren’t into guys.   i mean  —  i know sergeant’s about as close to a girl as you can get but i’m still at least ninety-nine percent sure he’s counted as a guy around here.   so when’d that change ?    ❜
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                    ❛   yeah    .  .  .    i KNOW.  &  i know that i should tell rapunzel about it ‘cause this isn’t fair to her ,  but there’s that part of me that LIKES the secret.  it’s fun    ------    exciting even !   ❜        he did love rapunzel dearly but he wasn’t about to give up the secret affair for her.  couldn’t he have both ?   ABSOLUTELY NOT.  that would be selfish.  that would be irresponsible.  he let out a long ,  steady breath before his hand went up to rub the back of his neck.  he wanted to come up with a decision quickly ,  soon ,  but that wasn’t going to happen.  he’d have to think a lot about this one  &  decide who he couldn’t live without more.  rapunzel was safe ,  peaceful ,  NORMAL while lucien was wild ,  unpredictable ,  FUN.        ❛   eh    ------    that’s with the whole backstory which i don’t really have the ENERGY to do so right now.  ask me when i have a few beers in my system.  but i found out that i’m bisexual ,  so i’m attracted to both men  &  women.   ❜
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RENT LYRICS SENTENCE STARTERS.
’  525,600 minutes — how do you measure a year?  ’
’  how about love?  ’
’  how do you document real life when real life’s getting more like fiction each day?  ’
’  we’re hungry and frozen, some life that we’ve chosen.  ’
’  how we gonna pay last year’s rent?  ’
’  zoom in as they burn the past to the ground and feel the heat of the future’s glow.  ’
’  how do you leave the past behind when it keeps finding ways to get to your heart?  ’
’  when they act tough you call their bluff.  ’
’  what happened to ___? what happened to his heart? and the ideals he once pursued?  ’
’  you’re wasting your time.  ’
’  it’s what we used to dream about, think twice before you pooh-pooh it!  ’
’  time flies, and then no need to endure anymore. time dies.  ’
’  what’d you forget?  ’
’  i know you — you’re shivering.  ’
’  i’m just a little weak on my feet.  ’
’  would you light my candle?  ’
’  they say that i have the best ass below 14th street. is it true?  ’
’  i didn’t recognize you without the handcuffs.  ’
’  i’m nineteen, but i’m old for my age. i’m just born to be bad.  ’
’  do you wanna dance?  ’
’  today for you, tomorrow for me!  ’
’  darling, be a dear. haven’t slept in a year.  ’
’  we agreed on a fee, a thousand dollars guarantee, tax free. and a bonus if i trim her tree.  ’
’  say something, anything.  ’
’  i’m so mad that i don’t know what to do.  ’
’  feel like going insane, got a fire in your brain, and you’re thinking of drinking gasoline.  ’
’  have you ever doubted a kiss or two?  ’
’  i’m defeated, i should give up right now.  ’
’  i’d fall for her still anyhow.  ’
’  look, i find some of what you teach suspect because i’m used to relying on intellect, but i try to open up to what i don’t know. because reason says i should’ve died three years ago.  ’
’  forget regret or life is yours to miss.  ’
’  what’s the time? well it’s gotta be close to midnight.  ’
’  my body’s talking to me, it says time for danger.  ’
’  i’ve had a knack from way back at breaking the rules once i’ve learned the game.  ’
’  let’s go out tonight.  ’
’  in the evening i’ve got to roam, can’t sleep in the city of neon and chrome.  ’
’  i should tell you, i should tell you ——  ’
’  looking for romance? come back another day.  ’
’  there is no future, there is no past. i live this moment as my last.  ’
’  if you’re so wise, then tell me — why do you need smack?  ’
’  long ago you might’ve lit up my heart, but the fire’s dead and ain’t never ever gonna start.  ’
’  will i lose my dignity? will someone care?  ’
’  times are shitty, but i’m pretty sure they can’t get worse.  ’
’  let’s open up a restaurant in santa fe.  ’
’  live in my house, i’ll be your shelter. just pay me back with one thousand kisses.  ’
’  i’ve longed to discover something as true as this is.  ’
’  last night i had a dream.  ’
’  moo with me.  ’
’  you make fun, yet i’m the one attempting to do some good.  ’
’  not to mention, of course, hating dear old mom and dad.  ’
’  la vie boheme.  ’
’  and ___ will preview his new documentary about his inability to hold an erection on the high holy days.  ’
’  excuse me, did i do something wrong? i get invited then ignored all night long.  ’
’  life’s too short babe, time is flying. i’m looking for baggage that goes with mine.  ’
’  i should tell you, i’m disaster.  ’
’  the opposite of war isn’t peace, it’s creation.  ’
’  so be kind and don’t lose your mind, just remember that i’m your baby.  ’
’  take me for what i am, who i was meant to be.  ’
’  folks would kill to fill your shoes.  ’
’  i hate mess but i love you.  ’
’  i quit unless you take it back.  ’
’  guess i’m leaving. i’m gone.  ’
’  without you, the earth turns, the sun burns, but i die without you.  ’
’  how could a night so frozen be so scalding hot? how can a morning this mild be so raw?  ’
’  that’s poetic. that’s pathetic.  ’
’  will it mean that it’s the end and i’m alone?  ’
’  you said you’d never speak to him again.  ’
’  who said i was talking to you?  ’
’  run away, hit the road, don’t commit — you’re full of shit.  ’
’  i’d be happy to die for a taste of that — someone to live for, unafraid to say ‘i love you’.  ’
’  love’s not a three way street.  ’
’  i can’t believe this is goodbye.  ’
’  ___ has got his work, they say. ___ lives for his work and ___’s in love with his work. ___ hides in his work.  ’
’  yes, you live a lie, tell you why — you’re always preaching not to be numb when that’s how you thrive.  ’
’  perhaps it’s because i’m the one of us to survive.  ’
’  you don’t want to watch me die.  ’
’  i just came to say goodbye, love.  ’
’  please don’t touch me.  ’
’  don’t breathe too deep, don’t think all day.  ’
’  you’re living in america — leave your conscience at the tone.  ’
’  and when you’re dying in america at the end of the millenium, you’re not alone.  ’
’  i should tell you — i love you.  ’
’  your eyes as we said our goodbyes — can’t get them out of my mind.  ’
’  i have always loved you, you can see it in my eyes.  ’
’  hold onto love, it’ll keep your strong.  ’
’  love heals.  ’
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              JUDY IS NEW TO WALT academy. she had finally convinced her parents to let her go after her dreams of becoming a police officer with a career in criminal justice to fall back on. when she’d gotten to walt she had done her best to settle in and be as social as she could. while out on a run one day, she had bumped into flynn (quite literally when she’d taken a corner a little too hard). they had got to talking and how they had ended up here about five coffee dates later. coffee was placed in front of her and she looked up to him with a smile,        “ thanks. ”       she’d never had coffee before she met flynn. she’d liked it enough, but now she just drank it for the infused flavors and creamer than anything else.       “ how have you been? anything fun to report since i saw you last? ”
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          ❛    …  weren’t you with that blonde girl ,  though ?  whatsherface.  —— or was i getting ahead of myself with that one ?    ❜              he doesn’t really care for people’s lives but flynn’s one of the few people he could MAYBE call a FRIEND so he’ll sit & partly listen to the new development in flynn’s life if the guy comes a-knocking & he’s got nothing busying him at the moment.  nick supposes he can’t blame flynn for wanting to tell him anyway.  after all ,  nick’s minimal care for gossiping & lack of friends made him the safest person to vent to.  WHO WOULD HE TELL ?
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                    ❛   well ,  TECHNICALLY i still am with rapunzel.  like she’s great  &  all but ,  uh   .  .  .   SHIT this is harder than i thought.  it’s just very difficult to explain.  i’d have to go in a whole backstory ,  it just would take up a lot of time.  so we’ll just cut to the chase.  i’m sorta seeing ???   well    ------    i mean ,  i AM seeing but not officially ???   it’s an affair type of thing ???   ‘cause like i’m with rapunzel  &  he’s with another girl.    ------    anyways.  i’m seeing lucien.   ❜        he finally said it.  &  damn it took a novel !   although in his defense it was still uncharted territory to be talking about him with another GUY.  somehow it still felt weird.  his lower lip is caught between his teeth as he looks at nick ,  not knowing what to expect.  flynn didn’t even expect him to approve ,  he mainly just wanted to TELL someone.
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walt academy ships  :     bert  &  mary
for i can’t help falling in love with you.
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