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this meme called to me with such strength you would not believe. i'm right tho 😤

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Real mfers know a guy with a dad bod is way better than some dehydrated body builder

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Has this been done yet

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i mean yeah i know that the reason i’m so drawn in by the maelstrom that is K/S is because their canon story of mutual respect and discovery of both the universe and each other and what both of those things mean to them inside the context of their relationship shows me that yes, indeed there is such a thing as soulmates and yes i know that the presence of such in the world tells me that endings don’t really mean much when you love someone so deeply and on every level able to be conceived of because in the face of such devotion what is death or the nothingness of space, what does the cold mean when you harbor such warmth in your heart

but other than that, can’t imagine why it compels me

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this scene from The Requiem for Methuselah has been stuck in my head for weeks so here’s a bad edit

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The wikipedia page for The Coleman Frog is a but a single paragraph but what a paragraph it is

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Firebolt 🔥

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The Cat Prince / Der Katzenprinz

So… hearing Caleb’s charming little Zemnian kitty fairytale, I couldn’t help wanting to translate it back to its “original” Zemnian. 

Both the transcript and the translation (minus the stream’s interjections) are under the cut. If you have any suggestions on how to improve it (German is my native language, but there are bound to be some mistakes and rough spots in there!), feel free to poke away! 

Story and translation under the cut:

Keep reading

#holy shit this isn’t google translate #I know it’s not a real German fairytale but it could be #sure there’s no murder or mutilation but they’re not all bad

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Fjord taking 1™ step into the ocean

Ukatoa: get his ass

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Bren Aldric Ermendrud

All you have is your fire

And the place you need to reach

Don't you ever tame your demons

But always keep 'em on a leash

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you know people were talking about caleb angst during the whole, we are a cult, human sacrifices, modify memory thing, and that’s entirely valid, there’s a lot to read into that, but also im rewatching it now and im endlessly impressed that you guys pick up on that on first watch because whenever artagan’s in the room i inevitably get distracted by the ridiculous faces he makes at literally all times

this is how artagan listens to people

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Travelercon gonna end with a  “Alright, thanks so much for being here, now lets go raid the Moonweaver!!!” and then hundreds of people spilling into Moonweaver’s Twitch chat and spamming dick emojis

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Unpopular opinion: 

Marion Lavorre doesn’t need to give Caleb a shovel talk, and if she ever tried to she would instantly see into Caleb ‘Haunted One’ Widogast’s eyes and realize how much he cares for Jester. 

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Vilya, trying to figure out what he hell is going on with The Mighty Nein: “i mean… of all the pirates I’ve met… you all are… uh…”

Beau: “i mean… i don’t know if we’re pirates… but if you’re saying we’re pirates…”

Vilya: “…? ….You said you all were pirates-”

Beau: “sO, WE MUST BE PIRATES, alright! nice!!!”

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Quiz: What dumb/chaotic thing that the Mighty Nein has done are you?

Enjoy! Reblog and share your results!

#going into the mouth of the astral dreadnought #dumbasses