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not to enforce gender roles but a computer should NOT fucking have apps okay. if I wanted an app I'd go on my phone my laptop is for Programs. I mean this.

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I wanna see how much of the tumbr user base is queer so I made this 😋

Reblog for larger sample size! ☺️

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#star trek

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remaking this poll bc i saw one like it that had limited options and was also ended… hopefully i’ve covered all the bases

#lake ontario babey #oop i completely forgot about the genny #sorry babes i love you #genny river

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happy holidays!❤️

Every time I tell people I study communication science and they think of frat guys and not uhura a small part of me dies

#star trek #uhura

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Kirk tries flirting with his Jewish bf

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kids were roleplaying with minecraft figurines and one of them had their figure go up to the other and say “i’m in love with you” and the other one replied “sword slash to the chest. and you’re on fire”

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i cooka da pizza

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if you’re gonna have a big celebrity voice a character in your animated movie you should show it to a test audience and if they can correctly guess who the celebrity is you need to fire the celebrity and hire a real va

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i’m dropping hints that i’m gay *instigates fight with father*

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tragic. they found an angel stcuk tangled in the telephone wires outsside your house. sorruy. yeah we dont know how to get it out cus anyone who approached the divine light of their holy aura got obliterated. yeah we forgot their names. it'll probably get free sooner or later. dont go outside

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"I feel so normal about him" well I dont. move

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oh my fucking god.

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i was supposed to go to bed an hour ago dont tell my mom

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Star Trek characters as some random text posts I thought were funny

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