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reblog this if your blog is a safe space on april fools and won’t have any jumpers, screamers, or anything scary or anxiety inducing

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do i have a lot of ideas?

YES

have i written any of them?

NO

why?

DEPRESSION

#mecore

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Kinktober 2020 - Shower/Bath - Éomer x Fem!Reader

WHY did this give me so much trouble??? because I couldn’t remember Eomer’s personality, that’s fucking why. I hope i did him justice? And I hope that you guys appreciate this!! This is a little longer than some of the other kinktobers but thats okay eue*

PLEASE remember to block the tags KINKTOBER 2020, SMUT, and LEMON if you do NOT wish to see these kinds of posts on your dash!! Thank you!

The halls of Meduseld were cool for the winter months, bringing in a chill that you had yet to shake since the longer nights had set in. Even with your heavy robes, the cold night sunk into your bones. You slipped from your quiet room, wrapping your robe around you tight, and headed down the hall, towards the bath that sat near the back of the Great Hall. Your candle hardly cast a shadow, and the closer you got to your destination, the lighter the halls became. You slowed before the door, finding it cracked open, and a small cloud of steam rolling from around its wood. You shifted in front of the door to peer through the crack to find a very familiar man sinking into the water with a groan.

You shifted back as warmth flooded your cheeks. You had been close to Éomer for as long as you could remember – learned to ride horseback with him, learned to fight with swords and with spears with him, comforted him when his father was slain in battle and his mother died of grief, joined the Éored with him despite your mother’s many complaints – and during all of that time you had developed deep feelings for him, feelings that you as a lay woman and one of his riders had to put aside. And that was all when he was merely the third Marshal.

Now, he was king of Rohan.

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#eomer x reader #eomer x reader smut #lotr #HELLO FAVOURITE AUTHOR HIIII THIS IS THE SEXIEST THING EVER

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Interlude

Title: Interlude Rating: Explicit Pairing: Eomer/reader Word Count: 1746, sorry Warnings: Smut.  Closet smut.  Etc. Tags: ??? @mrswhozeewhatsis @vintagevalentinexx @thing-you-do-with-that-thing @mysupernaturalfics @cookingglitterfairy @kittenofdoomage @catsoftheapocalypse Summary: Eomer hasn’t gotten to spend time with his wife in awhile, so he’s finally had enough. Author’s Note: Beta’d by the wonderful @mccoymostly  Also, there’ll only be a sequel if enough people want one.

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#eomer x reader #eomer x reader smut #lotr

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I know I said I was going to work on my rick flag x oc but I had surgery and watched lotr like 400,000 times and then bought the dvd box sets for both lotr and the hobbit so I'm actually a lying liar and I've been working on an aragorn's sister!oc x eomer

#aragorn is like the coolest mf on the planet and the way I combatted that for his sister is by making her Rohan's messiah #I use that term loosely but she's kinda like their savior #the little prophecy i have is fucking superb #lotr fic #lotr fanfic

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re-watched suicide squad so hopefully I'll finish the rick flag x oc fic

#fingers fucking crossed #rick flag x oc #rick flag fanfic #rick flag fanfiction #mags speaks

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#raleigh becket #pacific rim #charlie hunnam

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Pacific Rim Dashboard Simulator

🙇‍♀️ alphamycherno Follow

i don't know about this "let's build a wall" thing like. where's the sexiness? the vibes? what's the point of war if we don't even have hot people in big fuckass robots anymore

🎴 coyote-t Follow

there are so many legitimate, important reasons to protest the wall of life, but whatever it takes i guess. sure. it's not fuckable enough

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🐉 exxxtraterrestrial Follow

happy kaiju blue monday!!

#happy kaiju blue monday

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🦅 ppdc-confessions

Anonymous asked:

I'm a janitor at the HK shatterdome and certain two german scientists should either fuck or finally kill each other at this point, I don't care. They're always in the lab no matter the time of day so I can't avoid them and so they try to get me (the janitor) to choose sides in their domestics!! I refuse to step in that lab again and involve myself in whatever the fuck they've got going on. They'll just have to clean that shit themselves

#this is the third confession about these scientists this week are you guys okay

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🍱 scissure

are we forgetting that PPDC is literally military like you people are not immune to propaganda

☠ buena-guy Follow

You are right. The kaiju are here to bring us to justice, there's no sense in fighting them. If you also feel like this, you can find out more on my blog ❤

🍱 scissure

SILENCE, CULTIST

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what if we kissed in the drift 🥺👉👈 and we were both girls 😳

#ok but for real what do you mean i have to go get into the MILITARY to become a JAEGER PILOT if i want to find my SOULMATE this is so fucked up #release the tech #for the gays

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#pacific rim #this is so goddamn funny

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Not romantic not platonic but a secret third thing (drift compatible)

#PLEASEEEEE

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we as a people need to re watch and appreciate pacific rim again

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"I would kill for you. I would die for you" would you take a break for me? Would you sit down and rest? For a day, a week, a year? Would you let others take care of your needs for me? Would you let yourself be held for me? By me?

#god things #bash @ tara

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CHARLIE HUNNAM as RALEIGH BECKET Pacific Rim (2013) dir. Guillermo del Toro

#raleigh becket #pacific rim #charlie hunnam #MR BECKET MY LOVE

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SALTBURN (2023) dir. Emerald Fennell

#saltburn #oooh so its like a blowjob #neat

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sorry i covered your neck in dark hickeys and clamped down hard on your throat like limp prey while i was giving you a handjob. you whimpered a little too soft and i blacked out and believed myself to be a feral dog in possession of an entire rotisserie chicken

#dead things #mags x sam

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the suffering never ends

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characters whose philosophy is “if i cannot be wanted, i will be needed and if i cannot be needed, let me be used until there’s nothing left of me.” thank you for everyone’s attention. falls off stage and dies

#dead things #goddddd this is so jude

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RYAN GOSLING as OFFICER K Blade Runner 2049 ‧ 2017

#ryan gosling #blade runner 2049