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Astrology's weird bc if you've only ever had fun with it and come across someone w seething hatred for it you're understandably like, what the fuck is this person's problem? But also if you've seen someone take it Too Far, any mention of it understandably becomes a red flag
Like imagine if you really liked Pokemon and you're like, "I really don't see why people would hate this unless they're just assholes for no reason?" Like it's a totally normal opinion opinion to have. But also imagine if you took a quiz and learned you were a Bug type and people stopped talking to you because they were like "It's in your nature to be emotionally manipulative." It would also be totally normal to be like "Oh okay fuck Pokemon fans then."
Now you may be like, "But the latter situation doesn't happen!" and that tells me you are fortunate because you have not dealt with the worst that the west coast of America has to offer
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Happy Passover!
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magspag · 5 days
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in the voice of the character Choose Goose from the hit animated television show Adventure Time
Welcome to my magical shoppe, you have to tell me if you’re a cop
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magspag · 6 days
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Tech bros who think digital is forever and that uploading your consciousness to a computer is immortality crack me up. Like bro, you'd be "immortal" on the computer for like a year until your own company sends out some software update that makes you incompatible and whoops, there goes TechBro.soul into the great Recycling Bin in the sky
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magspag · 9 days
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“let’s run away together” trope fucks me up bc it’s almost always doomed. but what if it’s not this time.
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In recovery circles this is often called Taking the Geographic Cure, and it is the subject of every Mountain Goats song that has the word 'alpha' in the title.
“let’s run away together” trope fucks me up bc it’s almost always doomed. but what if it’s not this time.
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SAVE ME RAIN DOGS LIVE
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magspag · 11 days
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Thinking about how much it must have sucked for Scots who had been beaten down and degraded by the English to get on a boat with the hope of a better life in a new place, and after traveling thousands of miles they end up not only beaten down and degraded by colonists sent by England before them, they are once again mining for coal in the very same range of mountains that they had hoped to get away from
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magspag · 11 days
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Apparently they're selling post content to train AI now so let us be the first to say, flu nork purple too? West motor vehicle surprise hamster much! Apple neat weed very crumgible oysters in a patagonia, my hat. Very of the and some then shall we not? Much jelly.
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magspag · 12 days
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the math behind that choclate thing that was huge a decade ago
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Someone who goes by the internet handle of A_New_Duck set the current leader of the LDS Temple's 168 announcements from the past 6 years to an extended mix of the y2k chill anthem Everybody's Free To Wear Sunscreen by Baz Luhrmann (probably best known for the 2013 film adaptation of A Great Gatsby) which was itself a remix of the 1992 dance hit Everybody's Free To Feel Good by Rozalla.
This is the extreme niche content that is probably not relevant to nearly anyone but which can nonetheless be enjoyed by all as amazing spectacle.
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magspag · 13 days
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learned today (after googling it upon seeing the "Sadomasochism Brothers" post) that masochism was named by a psychiatrist who had read Leopold von Sacher-Masoch's erotic writing and was like "I feel safe in concluding that this man had Fucked-Up Freak Sex Disorder, which now until forever will bear his name", while von Sacher-Masoch was still alive. there are accounts of von Sacher-Masoch being like "bro what the fuck" about this
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Do You Love The Color Of The 413?
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I have no problem with people pronouncing words "wrong" irl but if you are making a youtube video look up how to say the words
I just tried to watch something about South American comics, but the channel host kept saying "junta" with the same JU sound as "jump" and it took me out.
Again, face to face talking is different but when you are making a document that will endure time type "pronunciation" ad whatever the word is into the search bar at the top, please
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