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good morning to little piss babies, people who think they're so fucking cool, people who think they're so fucking tough, people who talk a lotta big game for someone with such a small truck, people whose arms look like little cigarettes, people who'd love it and text "I love you" and then get fucking ghosted
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Drink cactus juice. It’ll quench ya! Nothing’s quenchier. It’s the quenchiest!
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this. and now i admire john even more. nothing but respect for him
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asami is fully the gay girl who doesn’t know how to flirt but is just like omgggg you’re so strong!! 😳😳💕💖 but idk i don’t think you could pick me up 👀👀🙈 and korra doesn’t even realize asami likes her she’s just like how DARE you insinuate i’m not strong enough have you seen my arms???
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do you still say reading is one of your favorite activities/hobbies even though you haven’t actually read in months but you used to read like a book a day when you were younger so much so that it became a personality trait and now you for some reason cannot for the life of you make yourself read but you’re still emotionally attached to that part of you and hope by speaking it into existence you’ll someday rediscover that happy version of yourself or are you normal?
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why is this so passive aggressive toward sokka i’m crying
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sup bitches im back ✌✌✌✌✌
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Relatable
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Pokémon Daisuki images for Pokémon Halloween Time Merchandise
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hey listen im gay as fuck but girls? yall are all gorgeous have a nice day
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if you’ve ever wanted to go back in time just to watch “do you like waffles” now’s your chance
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my doctor: you’re not watching enough vine compilations
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me trying to make new friends
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this tweet is everything
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twilight’s soundtrack didn’t have to go as hard as it did… decode by paramore? supermassive black hole by muse? roslyn by bon iver and st vincent?? breaking my little middle schooler heart despite not once experiencing love? iconic
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annabeth chase, age 12: never say anything bad about the gods ever. names are powerful.
annabeth chase, age 18: the gods? they’re all pussies. hey hera. HERA. fuck you.
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