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Feeling a lot of feelings about how Hadestown doesn't present the story as "Orpheus turned around and everything fell apart and there was nothing anyone could do to fix it" and instead presents a story that says "he turned around, he doubted, he failed, but if we keep telling his story maybe one day Orpheus won't" and it's not just about Orpheus as a single character, it's a bout every Orpheus, everyone who runs up against a system they can't change and fails and everyone who sees that failure and gets back up and says "maybe I can change it now" and tries again. That Orpheus failed isn't the takeaway of the story. The takeaway is that one day he might succeed.

#!!!!! #yes!!!! #she's dead and this was always going to happen and the circle continues forever but maybe it won't next time!!! #maybe this time for someone it will turn out differently!!!!!

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#WAAAAAAAAA #Izutsumi (Izutsumi)

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Falin belongs to Dungeon Meshi

#waaaaaa the composition 💚💚💚💚💚

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happy ov haj saturday

#ov haj..... #koningsdag schrappen voor ov haj dag

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Has this been made yet /hj

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Happy lesbian week

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analog horror needs to let go of daisy bell I am FED UP

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blaseball in the tumblr universe, part 5

(parts three and four may be needed for context)

the images are dividers showing that there is a new post or a new reblog on the same post.

anonymous asked:

So what do you think of telesonas? Like I get that being a telephone person hybrid isn't exactly exclusive to you and your siblings (in theory anyway), but it still feels really weird to me.

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you guys are doing this on purpose now

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i concur

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ID: a simplistic drawing of a person sitting at a desk with an expression of thinly masked agony on their face. /end ID

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i want to study at Seattle University

i will visit the needle and use public transport. i would watch iCarly on Nickelodeon all night while drinking Starbucks Frappuccinos with my roommate and their polycule. i'll have fresh small business coffee and a pastry every day that's worth 15 dollars. i would go to grunge band concerts every night and go to every Garages concert. i am also more likely to meet baristas, The Garages, Mike Townsend, and Kurt Cobain's Ghost.

i wish i was washingtonian :(

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she salmon on my cannon til i flood

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Soulscream detected: HEAOOHEAOOAAOIIOAOIIOO

#omg hiii #twirls my hair

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anonymous asked:

sorry everyone's being weird :/ might be an odd time, but out of sheer curiosity, what's your favorite blaseball team? i haven't seen you post about any one team

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not a bad time at all! i'm a flowers fan but i've been poking around dale and georgias fan spaces too. i won't "officially" switch teams or anything (flowers fan until i die atp) but i like hanging around both teams

#telephone calls #thank you! :]

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anonymous asked:

you've mentioned that you live in dallas, but you're a breath mints fan. do you not like the steaks? are they mean irl or something?

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omg no not at all!!! the steaks are great, the few that i've met are suuuper kind and just really amazing! i'm a breath mints fan because spearmint is keeping me hostage in the fresh dome basement

👁 spearmint

GO BACK INTO YOUR CORNER AND PUT THE GAG BACK IN YOUR MOUTH.

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titian: metamorphosis - royal ballet + national gallery (2013)

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toads riding snake

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@pscentral event 26: minimalism THE MAMMA MIA CINEMATIC UNIVERSE + letterboxd reviews

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men really need to start having chest hair and just leaving their shirts half unbuttoned again. i think it will start to heal society

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JOY HAS A HABIT OF RETURNING. BTW

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This is more punk than the whole of punk history.

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Imagine just how funny a Discworld's take on NFT would be. Imagine CMOT Dibbler selling badly-drawn pictures of the Librarian via the clacks.

#I wish I could read about Vetinari plotting the takedown of disc nfts while supporting actual artists #nfts would be an incredible subplot #unless it's part of the main plot of Moist being put in charge of a museum or something

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calvin onion suit