mama-guard

[mama-guard]

“I have to deal with that scumbag ex of mine, my son and now I have to break the uno’s up if they start fighting...”

“I need a holiday...”

[mama-guard]

“Speaking of names I don’t think Jyugo knows what name is on his birth certificate nor does the prison...”

[mama-guard]

Winter & Holiday Starters ❄️

Send one and I’ll write a starter based on: 

⛄️ – our muses build a snowman together ❄️ – our muses get snowed in and the electricity goes out 🍗 – our muses have to cook a holiday dinner together 🍷– our muses wake up hungover after an office party and don’t remember what happened ✈️ – our muses go on a holiday vacation together 🎅 – one of our muses is dressed as santa and the other sits in their lap 💔 – our muses are both single on christmas 🎄 – our muses decorate for christmas 🍪 – our muses bake cookies together 🎁 – our muses exchange presents 🎤 – one of our muses tries to get the other to sing christmas carols 💋 – our muses kiss under the mistletoe   ⛸️ – our muses go ice skating 👼 – our muses go to church services   💲 – our muses go to the mall together to shop for presents ⭐– our muses get dressed up for a holiday party   

[mama-guard]

“As a demon I worry about my boys, I worry about Jyugo and his switching, but I sorta worry about my husband and these new kinks he’s been getting since he discovered I was a demon”

“I’m 99% sure half of them would kill him”

#paranormal verse #demon verse

[mama-guard]

Send me a number and I’ll write a starter for our muses in that setting

Or send me “Random Stage!” and I’ll randomly generate a number and use that.

         MUNDANE

A grocery store

A busy intersection

A hotel lobby

An all-night gas station

An airport DRAMATIC

A hospital

A jail

The top of a cliff

A battlefield

A collapsing building SPOOKY

An abandoned church

A graveyard

An old mansion

A derelict hospital

A maze / labyrinth ROMANTIC

A rose garden

A fancy restaurant

A rainy street

A ballroom dance

A scenic chateau getaway PERSONAL

A college dorm

A house party hosted by a mutual friend

Two side-by-side apartments

A first home

A personal business GEOGRAPHICAL

The mountains

The forest

The desert

The beach

The jungle HISTORICAL

A palace

A fortress

A steamboat

The Wild West

A speakeasy FUTURISTIC

A Mars colony

A settlement on the bottom of the ocean

A generation space station

A post-apocalyptic wasteland

An unexplored planet DEMOGRAPHIC

The big city

Suburbia

A small town

The middle of nowhere

A vacation community TOURIST ATTRACTIONS

A museum

A zoo

A monument

A skyscraper

A city park RANDOM

The sewers

Someone’s closet

A playground

A junkyard

Specify your own!

note: the categories are for organization and suggestion only. For instance, 37- the bottom of the ocean- could be written as fantasy rather than ‘futuristic,’ and nothing under the ‘romantic’ category necessarily has to lead to romantic interaction between muses. It’s all up to the writers!

[mama-guard]

Send "🐣" to meet my muse as a child.

For child muses: Send “🐣+Reverse” to meet my muse as an adult.

[mama-guard]

SEND ME A SYMBOL !! #2

A bit more NSFW than the last one. Add ’ +’ to reverse.

💋 - to kiss down my muse’s body. 👅 - to have oral sex with my muse. 👂 - to sensually lick my muse’s ear. 💤 - to cuddle up with my muse, after sex. 💦 - to give my muse an orgasm. 👕 - to undress my muse. 👀 - to admire my muse’s naked form. 🤳 - to take a picture/record our muses. 🙈 - to have 1st time sex with my muse.

[mama-guard]

prisoner610:

Seems like your doing a poor job at that.

Leave her be to fantasize 

[mama-guard]

prisoner610:

Doesn’t really blame you for thinking bout him.

SHE DOSN’T WANNA THINK ABOUT HIM...

she’s side glancing though...

[mama-guard]

“Whatever you do Rini just don’t think about Aku in the nude”

...

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.............

“FUCK”

[mama-guard]

Draw Jyudad

bring him home.

#i love him #i mean hate #HATE

[mama-guard]

She was just signing of papers after taking 610 out the other day she completely forgot to fill out the forms after...

Her eyes scanned the top of the paper as she twirled her pen in her hands “Aku...” she mumbled with a sigh “been awhile since I said his full name out loud... or even that stupid nickname”

#talking about jyudad's name #im just putting this here for ref if we still dont get a name for him

[mama-guard]

Supernatural Family/Domestic Sentence Starters

I got a request for resentful children of demon parents, and decided to expand on the idea so that more people could put the meme to use. Most of these are crack-angst at most, but some serious ones are put into the mix too!

“So you’ve got [insert species] in your family, but you’re normal? Bummer.” “When I said to water the flowerbeds, I didn’t mean to cause a rain storm!” “Ow! You stepped on my tail!” “It’s such a pain getting these wings into a shirt. I don’t see why I even have to wear one.” “Just because your [parent] breathes fire now and then doesn’t make you cool.” “So what do you guys do, take trips to Hell every summer or something?” “Honestly, this whole ‘half-human’ thing is bullshit.” “I wish for once we could just be a normal family.” “Stop with the creepy face thing, you’re embarrassing me.” “Everyone thinks it would be awesome, but it’s not.” “I’d love to introduce you to my parents, but, well, that’s an issue.” “You know, even though my family is full of weirdos, you can treat me like a normal person.” “Sometimes I just wish things weren’t so goddamn weird in my life.” “Nothing really scares me anymore.” “Don’t feel bad. No one’s family is -normal-.” “If you think I’m weird, you should meet my family.” “I think you’re just a late bloomer. We aren’t all born with our abilities right from the beginning.” “I’m not sure they’re really my parents. Maybe they just kidnapped me from a Walmart as a baby.” “We have all of these supernatural powers, so why can’t we use them to pretend not to be freaks?” “You don’t get it. There’s no one else like me.” “Could you just try not to be freaky for once in your life?” “Great job! I’m a total outcast because of this weird-ass family.” “Being this way makes it a little hard to make friends.” “You can’t just spook all of my friends because you don’t like them.” “If you hear weird noises from our house, don’t worry about it too much.” “If we have a baby, do you think it’ll be like you or like me?” “You must have endless patience to put up with my weirdness.” “So do you guys drink blood and sleep in coffins and all that?” “The other day, I was practicing for a Latin test and accidentally summoned my uncle.”

[mama-guard]

prisoner610:

Keeps an eye on her and frowns, she’s hiding something, its easy to tell with how quick she decided to abandon this little adventure of theirs, she’s always been like that around him hasn’t she?

Different from normal, he doesn’t blame her but he’d like to get conformation.

“So…you going to tell me whats wrong?”

She jolted a little and shifted on her feet, avoiding his gaze “nothing is wrong, why do you care anyway?” she didn’t want to look at him, she knew if she looked at him her chest would start feeling tight... The same feelings she got when she first met him...

“I’m a guard, it’s just stress” yet she was looking directly at the floor and not at him “I’ve just been overworking, it’s nothing” she was just spitting out excuses in any vain attempt to get him off her back.

[mama-guard]

prisoner610:

“When has anything iv’e done been healthy for anyone, let along myself” sighs and looks over when she gripped his arm watching her examine him with her eyes, such a typical thing to do.

“Alright?…well if your not up to it then go back and get some rest, you work to hard to get stressed over worrying about me anyways…i guess i could just wait here for someone else.”

“I maybe feeling tired but I’m not an idiot, like hell I’m just going to leave you standing here till someone collects you” she stood with her back to the wall, crossing one leg over the other as she pulled out a walkie talkie “Hey seitaro are you busy right now? no no it’s nothing just 610 wants to look around but I’m not feeling to good, yeah were by the game room... ten minutes? alright” 

She put it back down and just folded her arms over her chest with a slight huff, her feelings were conflicting one another...

[mama-guard]

prisoner610:

“You talk like i don’t have a reason for not trusting people, and maybe i did think you were against me from day one, but out of everyone here at least i can trust you so its not like i can’t learn to believe people.” crosses his arms.

“I never had much to begin with so why indulge in to much..” walking past her but stops. “Be glad Jyugo took after you and not me…at least he trusts people.”

“Only because I was a foolish young girl who fell head over heels for you...” she muttered under her breath “you can’t just keep pushing people away who reach out to you, sometimes you get lucky sometimes you don’t, we as humans are in fact just shitty people but closing yourself of isn’t healthy.”

She paused for a moment before striding to him, her hand reaching out and gripping his arm, looking up at him... She just stares at him for a few moments, her gaze locked on to his changing eye colour everytime he moved his head even slightly and her thoughts were littered with ‘he’s tall... has he always been this tall? has his face always looked that soft?’

“I-” she paused and glanced down feeling small all of a sudden as she let go of his arm “I’m just gonna ask someone else to show you around, I feel tired”

[mama-guard]

prisoner610:

“Im a little old for friends Rini, besides you know as well as i do that with my kind of personality no one would stay long.” he stared into the room before turning from it.

“Sure lets head outside, its been to long since i’ve seen an outside not blocked by bars.”

“No you just don’t want to make friends because you have trust issues and think everyone on the planet is out to get you, at this point I wouldn’t even be surprised if you thought that about me since the day we met.”

She apologised to the group for 610′s behaviour before leading him out and back down the hallway “... If you just gave people a chance, because when this whole shit fest is over... You’re going to have no one if you keep pushing people away”