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Imagine your just going around working for the Duke(or something?) And some crow keeps appearing but like- it's cute so you start to coo at it and give it some food and stuff and it just- stares at you- before follow you around at times then it like let's you pick it up and your just going on about how much of a cute ass bird it is

But plot twist the whole time it was Mother Miranda's flustered ass

#mother miranda #mother miranda x reader

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I haven’t seen anyone post this

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Still fond of all of you <3

rb to tell ur mutuals ur fond of them

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kitty!

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this is cute :) I need some cute stuff to forget the whole thing.. This works! Good job, op!

DreamWasTaken

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THIS DOES NOT INCLUDE FUCKING WILBUR SOOT. I WILL EXPLAIN AS BEST I CAN. CONTENT WARNING: I SWEAR A LOT. I AM NOT HOLDING BACK. I AM ANGRY FOR THE VICTIMS. So recently, Shelby came out about abuse she faced in her last relationship, both physical and mental. At first, people were defending Wilbur, saying it couldn't have been him, until he posted on Twitter -X, for you weirdos who insist on a letter- with an *ai generated* 'apology' that hadn't so much as grazed the subject at hand. Naturally, people dragged his ass through the ground, such as Dream -that was shocking to me, really-, Punz, Billzo, Purpled, Lil Tay -no clue who that is, afraid to get dragged for it though-, and a large, large assortment of other people. And I'm angry about this. So to address some things he's done: 1. He's bitten Shelby, to the point of her screaming in pain, and well after she's told him to stop. 2. He's pressed on her bruises to make them hurt. 3. I believe he's hurt Niki and multiple others as well, I'm unsure as to how though. I still believe the victims over the abuser. And now to address people more directly: To Wilbur: Fuck you. Fuck you. Fuck you. Fuck you for everything you've done to those poor people, to Shelby, to Niki, to Techno. He just had surgery, and you only apologized *after* you were told to? What are you, four? You're a grown man but you act like a fucking child. And I actually looked up to you. What a fucking joke. To Shelby, and everyone else hurt by him: I'm so fucking sorry any of you had to endure this, nobody should. I'm so proud of you, Shelby, for coming forward about this. People like him pray on others so they don't come forward, and I'm so proud of you for doing so anyways. Forever supporting the victims, never the abusers. To Techno: I'm so sorry you had to ever put up with what he's done, Alex. You didn't do anything to deserve that. Nobody ever should've done anything to any one of you. Fly high, king. I hope you've found peace and more behind those pearly gates. And to anyone who supports Wilbur after all this shitshow? FUCK YOU. Get off my fucking account. Block me, I don't care. I don't want people who would support an abuser on my page. My account is a safe space for people to escape shit like that, not see more of it. If I seem angry, it's because I am. Nobody should EVER go through that. It's not only illegal, but also extremely traumatizing to the victims. I'm so sorry, to Shelby, to Niki, to Alexander, to everyone whom he hurt. It's funny, y'know? I didn't do jack shit to anyone, and I've apologized more in this than he did in his so-called fucking 'apology'. I'm ashamed to say I was ever a fan of Wilbur. I'm so glad I never bought merch or got emotionally attached. I know people who have, and this is painful for them to talk about, one being my online child. To anyone who faced this: I am a safe place, safe person. I can't guarantee complete help, but I am a listening ear, and able to listen to your issues. My inbox and DM's are always open.

okay I know I have something to write but??? dream is so pretty???

(Also, if you don't like Dream, idc. Just don't be toxic about it. Same goes for any content creator, unless they are actively harmful.)

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I'm a genderfluid lesbian, but the rest of y'all are very much welcome here ^^ even cishet people if your chill. No homophobia/transphobia here, please.

Right, considering the current state of corporate politics on this site, and that it seems that only those affected seem to be actively speaking on the matter, it is up to I, the only fucking cishet on tumblr, to drag this out to a wider audience.

REBLOG IF YOUR ACCOUNT IS A TRANSFEM SAFE SPACE.

We need to show these higher ups how much we truly value them.

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okay but can i like just.. be in a fandom without drama? I get it, it comes with hving so many ppl in a group, but still. Yes I'm going to ignore the Wilbur situation, and the Dream situations. I'm not doing it out of spite or bc I don't believe any of it, but I'm doing it to protect my own mental state, which has seriously declined over the last year and a half bc of everything. I'm sticking to just watching Phil and Tubbo atp

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read this

PSA: Tumblr/Wordpress is preparing to start selling our user data to Midjourney and OpenAI.

you have to MANUALLY opt out of it as well. (on desktop the feature to opt out is NOT available on the app)

to opt out, click your blog ➡️ blog settings ➡️ scroll til you see visibility options and it’ll be the last option to toggle.

you also have to opt out for each blog you own separately, so if you’d like to prevent AI scraping your blog i’d really recommend taking the time to opt out. (source)

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worm

#its a worm #worm #pencil #worm pencil #i adore this and idk why

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HIT THIS SWITCH TO OPT OUT!!!

#ai sucks #why do I have to opt out on something #why cant ppl just stop feeding the machine #please

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my goddess. - dreamxd x fem!reader

word count: 1.9k words

cw: possessive!dreamxd, anal play, overall very rough, oral sex (receiving), somewhat praise? (xd calls you pet names), kinda dub-con at first but it somehow turns fully consensual, unprotected sex

masterlist :)

please give me feedback for this 🧎🏼‍♀️

He felt powerful. Watching all the people from above, messing with reality and dimensions and people in general. But his eyes were only on you.

You, the girlfriend of the most feared and powerful individual Dream, the one he despises. He tried everything, looking like him, talking like him, laughing like him. But still, your eyes were on Dream only. It was almost as if you're obsessed with him.

XD wanted you to stop, to turn around and to look at him. He wants to see the same admiration in your eyes just for himself. The god was selfish, yes. But he had everything he wanted but you. He had riches, power, control and more. In any world he travels he could get anyone he wants. But he wants you.

And you don't want him.

Everything around you turned black, your body went numb and the last thing you could do was to gasp.

When you were able to open your eyes again, you could find yourself in a cloud, surrounded by other clouds in a white space somewhere. Around you was nothing but void. Were you dead?

"You're awake!", an excited voice almost yelled. It sounded far away but so close at the same time and it hurt your ears, the deep scratching coming from each corner of your surroundings was confusing and loud, causing you to place your hands above your ears while closing your eyes shut.

Suddenly, the voice went softer. "Sorry, sunshine. Didn't mean to cause any harm.. are you feeling alright?"

The voice was familiar but you couldn't put your finger on it. It felt warm but cold at the same time.

XD decided it'd be best to impersonate Dream again, but not to an extent where you'd think it's actually him. So he used a bit of his voice, quite similar looks and changed your surroundings into your house. Still, if anyone would show up to your house they wouldn't see you there.

You decided to study the creature in front of you. Usually when people would talk about the god DreamXD, they'd describe him as at least 10 feet tall, with a light gray mast with an XD on. They'd say he wears a dark green cloak, covering his head almost entirely with golden highlights at the end. A chain with an emerald, shaped in XD around his neck and a powerful weapon of any kind in his hand. They'd explain that he'd have giant wings that he doesn't even have to use.

But the creature, no, the person in front of you looked different. He was tall, yes. You'd guess around 7 feet at least, towering over you, with a white cloak that covers just everything that needs to be covered. His tanned collarbone was on display, and his black fingernails nervously scratched it from time to time. No wings on his back, no mask covering his face but the chain was there, shining in a beautiful, bright green.

His eyes were almost normal, but not really. While one side has an X as its pupil, the other has a D.

"Why.. Why am I here..? Or why are you here..?" Your words came out like a whisper, too terrified to anger the literal god in front of you.

"Because you're my queen. My goddess."

Each word that came out of his mouth was like posing, it made you drown in the mattress you sat on. His words alone made you feel more powerful than you've ever felt before.

"Your goddess..?"

"Of course." XD answered without hesitation as he kneeled down in front of you. But even though he was on his knees, his face was at the same height as yours. "I've been watching you for quite some time now, you're the only one worth my time. I could watch you for decades and not get tired of it. But you waste all your time on that.. stupid Dream.. why would a goddess like you waste your time on a manipulative asshole like him.."

His eyes turned red the second he mentioned your boyfriend but you already forgot about him. The strong presence of the god made you forget everything.

"Wont waste my time on him anymore, I promise. Let me be your goddess.."

While XD called the human version of himself, Dream, a manipulative asshole, he was one himself. He used magic, dark magic, to make you feel aroused. To make you feel desperate to the point it's getting uncomfortable to not do anything sexual with him. Admittedly he did not use a spell on you to forget about your so-called lover, but it made him feel good that he had to do almost nothing to make you drench in your own wetness at the thought of him.

"Wanna be my goddess, yeah..? I can make you my goddess.."

He did not waste any time, whispering something underneath his breath to make both yours and his clothes disappear into nothing before gripping your thighs and pressing them apart. Before diving into your clenching wetness, he looked up to you. He waited until you nodded, giving him a signal of consent.

When you did, XD was devouring you. Eating you out like a starving man. His tongue was long, way longer than average. Instead of circling your sensitive clit with it, it was thrusting inside you as deep as it could, reaching all of the right spots and more. The god groaned as he tasted your juices, it was officially the best thing that ever came across his taste buds.

Your hands were buried in his hair, pulling it hard while moaning louder than ever before. White pleasure rushed through your veins and all you had in your mind were the letters X and D in the same cricked form his eyes were. If his tongue could do things like that to you, what could his dick do?

You didn't need to ask if you're allowed to cum, he made it clear that you should let it all out by the day he was slurping up everything you gave him. His claw-like fingernails cut deep in your thighs, drawing blood but both of you couldn't care less.

In that moment it was just the god and his goddess.

A high pitched moan left your lips as you came, hard. Juices squirting everywhere but especially right into his mouth. He couldn't get enough of you and you have an addictive taste and scent.

He was about to get you cleaned up, thinking you had enough for just the first night but he was proved wrong when you pulled him closer by his jaw, pressing your lips roughly against his while your other hand placed itself on his toned body.

"Need you so bad, XD.. my god.."

Who was he to deny such a generous offer?

His length was longer than average and quite big in girth. 11 inches were way too big for a human to take, especially with that little preparation. But you were willing to at least try. "Give me all you got, XD.. I can take it, I promise.. just need to feel all of you.. don't care if you hurt me.."

Your words came out in a mess, sweat formed on your forehead the second he just aligned himself with your entrance and your violently shaking thighs squeezed around his waist to pull him somewhat closer.

"say red if you want me to stop, my goddess. I will stop immediately.", he whispered into your ear before he gave you another kiss. The kiss was used to distract you from the immense pain shooting through your entire body the second he thrusted just a third of his length into you.

Tears swelled on the edge of your waterline but you were able to pull yourself together, to drunk on the pleasure you felt and the promise of pleasure you're about to feel when the god in front of you destroys you completely.

XD kissed your cheeks as he slowly inserted more and more of his length into you, trying his best not to hurt you. But something, some sick voice in his head, told him to wreck you for making him suffer for so long. For making him wait for you.

So he did that, the last third of his dick was thrusted into you quickly, not caring anymore. The scream escaping your throat was just a sign for him to make you shut up so he used his hand on your throat, choking you with just enough pressure to go silent.

His pace was quick, not giving you any time to adjust to the gods' length inside of you. The hand he didn't use found itself on your ass, lubricated with his spit.

When he destroys you, he thinks, he has to do it the right way.

Without a warning, his thumb circled your rim, making your eyes go wide open. Even though you had an amazing sex life with Dream, he never once dared to go as far as sticking something in your behind. And you'd be lying if you said you weren't the tiniest bit excited.

Moans after moans left your lips, sounding like music to the gods ears. It motivated him. Something inside of him forced XD to go further, so he inserted his lengthy thumb into your bum, moving it just the tiniest bit all while the pace of his thrusts never faltered.

Your shaky legs felt numb, blood trickled down your thighs from before when he cut them open with his fingernails, mixing with your juices and the spit that dribbled down XD's mouth. He couldn't contain it, his mouth couldn't shut close.

"XD.. god.. please.." At this point you forgot what you were begging for.

XD felt himself getting close after fucking you for anhour. For him it was embarrassing. Each time he has intercourse with another individual it'd last for hours with no break but with you it was somehow different and he couldn't explain it himself. It felt right.

"Gonna cum inside, yeah? You'd like that?"

Instead of his just thumb, two fingers were now buried in your behind. You couldn't respond, too fucked out to form any comprehensive words or think of an respond so you just nodded. In that hour he pulled orgasm after orgasm out of you, and it was tiring but satisfying at the same time. You couldn't get enough.

"Fuck..", he whispered before biting your neck, hard and shooting his seeds deep inside of your drenched cunt. A lost scream-like moan was heard from you before you drifted off, somewhere between sleep and unconscious. But it was alright with you.

The god stayed in that position for a while before slowly pulling himself out of you. He never wanted to forget the sight in front of him. The way your body shined in the light of the room, covered in sweat, blood and spit.

And on your neck, in the same position he just left one of the biggest marks in history, formed a small "XD" in black ink.

He officially claimed you as his goddess.

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HIIIIII OMG IM SO HAPPY TO SEE ANOTHER DREAM XD ARTIST/FAN!! HRU????? AND WHOSE UR FAVE DSMP MEMBER??(sry 4 the excitement, hope you have an amazing day :3 )

HOLY SHIT ANOTHER??? /j don't worry doll! My personal favorite? It's a tie between Philza and Techno. Who's yours?

You have an amazing day too doll!

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doing this for??? nobody knows. On this day, ten years ago, somebody sewed a fried egg to a tshirt. Good on you, friend. I hope that fried egg has lasted the decade.

on this day one year ago someone sewed a fried egg to a tshirt

#pls know that last one was a funny bit #i know it rotted by now #let me have my funnies

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also i'm figuring out how the hell polls work, so if it helps if I put one up, please let me know

sorry for the hiatus babes, it's been a while since I've posted. The last few -read several- months have been... hectic. Without getting into detail, let's just say I've been busy. I'm getting back into Dragon Age, so if anyone wants those fanfics, I might write them, no guarantees. Also, if anyone's interested in The Last of Us/Resident Evil, I'm writing a book on my Wattpad account with a fem OC. It's not too far along yet, and I want to post it once it's completed, but if anyone wants to see snippets of it, or wants me to post the completed chapters here, do let me know. I'd love the input.

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sorry for the hiatus babes, it's been a while since I've posted. The last few -read several- months have been... hectic. Without getting into detail, let's just say I've been busy. I'm getting back into Dragon Age, so if anyone wants those fanfics, I might write them, no guarantees. Also, if anyone's interested in The Last of Us/Resident Evil, I'm writing a book on my Wattpad account with a fem OC. It's not too far along yet, and I want to post it once it's completed, but if anyone wants to see snippets of it, or wants me to post the completed chapters here, do let me know. I'd love the input.