manicpixiehorsegirl

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physically I'm on the couch spiritually I'm in Ankh-Morpork

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please @nerdalmighty inspired this with her tags on one of my posts

#I’m so tired of hearing the word ‘ascend’ in Baldurs gate for fucking real

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Wyll getting afraid that ur gonna be mad at him for hiding Mizora is so funny cuz he's like, "I shouldn't kept this a secret but-🥺"

Like, bro, ur a warlock. 💀

Most warlocks have a monthly subscription to the EVIL+ app.

Also, like, compared to the other secrets people have- this guy tried to tap my neck like a maple tree while I was sleeping, and the other dude has a very hungry atom bomb in his tits. 🤌

You're good, Wyll, don't worry. Let me hang pretty ribbons on ur new horns. 😩

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I want owned physical media back, but I'm not sad to see DVDs go – optical media was always a transitional technology, and suffers from a number of intractable drawbacks. I want them to start selling movies on indestructible solid-state cartridges the size of a quarter, so I can keep my entire media collection in an unsorted pile in a random cabinet drawer and have to go rummaging through it like an amateur chef trying to find the lemon zester every single time I want to watch something. Do you understand? I want to lose the entire Star Wars trilogy between my couch cushions.

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Stray cat breaks into Lynx’s enclosure at zoo

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having sex with your friends is so very normal please stop poisoning the youths minds with shame surrounding hooking up with your friends. especially if you’re gay

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If u interact with my posts, just know I respond like this:

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He’s 1 now ‼️‼️

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Hey all, you know how internet searches suck now? When the results are awful, full-of-AI, death-of-the-internet levels of bad?

Start appending date constraints to your searches - "before:2023".

My results have gone from 90% AI bullshit to ~60% usable - which frankly at this point is a huge improvement.

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Great A’tuin for Terry Pratchett day ✨🐢✨

So happy I found the way into Discworld, but how I wish there were more stories ❤️‍🩹

What is your favourite book from this series? 📖

Mine is definitely “Night Watch”! ❤️‍🔥

#terrypratchett #gnu terry pratchett #discworld

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absolutely losing my mind that a bunch of nimby assholes spent $500k to build a sandcastle that was promptly wiped away

#STOP REMOVING NATIVE PLANTS #AND NATIVE THINGS #THEYRE THERE FIR A REASON AND SHIT GOES WRONG WHEN THEYRE REMOVED

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Casually asks ‘who domesticated grain in your fantasy world?’ but while ripping her shirt off with a WWE stage and a roaring crowd just behind and slightly to the left. 

#ugh that last addition #the more I learn about colonizers absolutely trashing other cultures #the more sad and upset I get #I would so love to know what the world would look like without colonization

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somehow the poor cops who we were told are simply too understaffed and underpaid because of Woke to deal with 'rampant rising crime' have found the strength to beat the shit out of college students across the whole country for peacefully saying "divest from the country killing innocent palestinians in the tens of thousands"

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Friendly reminder that asking your lycan partner to turn you is incredibly insensitive! Seriously can we retire this trope already? Not only is it just offensive, but no one would ever actually choose this life! Lycanthropy is a curse. Full stop.

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Ok user "moon-moon" as if that original meme wasn't created to mock pack nomenclature 🙄

Anyway I'm not gonna touch that internalized lycanphobia with a ten foot pole. Being turned by your partner is something that can be incredibly intimate as long as both parties are consenting and the one being turned is 100% sure they want it. Literally the only downside to transforming once a month is the pain, but midol works just fine. No one with these "lycanthropy bad" takes ever wants to discuss the legitimate positives that come with this "curse" lmao.

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I'm literally reclaiming moon moon but go off I guess. Anyways turning your partner is absolutely disgusting and morally reprehensible and anyone who does it should be muzzled permanently.

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lmao my wife literally saved my life when she turned me but i guess she should be muzzled huh? we run through the woods hunting deer together and can each haul in groceries in one trip now, but nooo she's obviously a danger to society because she cares enough about me to help me when insurance wouldn't cover my medicine

also it was confirmed that the creator of that meme literally makes and sells silver bullets so if you still wanna use moon moon for yourself that certainly is a choice. source: (X)

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I love that instead of naming the more common benefits of lycanthropy, you mentioned that you and your wife can carry all the groceries in one trip. I think that's definitely a positive that gets overlooked far too often and I commend you for speaking your truth, sir

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lol thanks but I'm a woman 😅

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Plus werewolf blood tastes way better and is as filling as 10 humans 👍

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Oh my GOD you vampblr freaks will just flock to anything. It clearly says "vamps DNI" in my bio!

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lmaoooo of course you're a vampire exclusionist

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wasn't OP the same guy who said fursuits were offensive to lycanthropes and doxxed a werewolf fursuiter?

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They ARE offensive and harmful to this community and I'm tired of pretending they're not. They perpetuate harmful depictions of what a humanoid wolf is actually like.

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me when I dox someone for making candy colored animal costumes that look nothing like what a real werewolf does

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I hate hate hate hate how dog friendly everything is in the city now. Barring medical necessity, there is no reason to bring your dog to a restaurant, there is no reason to bring your dog to the grocery store, there is no reason to bring your dog to the nail salon. Dogs do not need to go everywhere you go why am I being forced to be around dogs all the time

#you can take your dog places but like #to a dog park #on a hiking trip #I agree with op #if your dog is not a medical necessity to make sure you don’t die of epilepsy or diabetes or something #it does not need to be in the grocery store or restaurant or whatever with you #and regardless of where you take your dog KEEP IT ON A LEASH #I’m not going to argue the point with you #something might scare it and it might run off into the woods or into traffic #they might decide to run up to another person or dog that is afraid of dogs #your dog is YOUR RESPONSIBILITY #if it hurts someone or gets hurt when you should have had it leashed I BLAME YOU #dog owners really need to be better a lot of the time